Fly and a horse.

who_me

Every time I leave any food lying about (particularly during the summer), there are flies everywhere. Damned flies. Can you imagine if you came home and there were a dozen or so horses munching on your half-eaten food and rubbish, and landing on top of your at every opportunity; not to mention leaving their poop all over the place?? Would be very inconvenient. Damned horses. On the other hand, it just occurred to me all those flies have been leaving mini-poops all over my apartment for years now, the place must be covered with it. Damned flies...

This is a tricky one. Think I'll just focus on the meaning of life for now, and come back to this...

mattjack

who_me wrote: »

Every time I leave any food lying about (particularly during the summer), there are flies everywhere. Damned flies. Can you imagine if you came home and there were a dozen or so horses munching on your half-eaten food and rubbish, and landing on top of your at every opportunity; not to mention leaving their poop all over the place?? Would be very inconvenient. Damned horses. On the other hand, it just occurred to me all those flies have been leaving mini-poops all over my apartment for years now, the place must be covered with it. Damned flies...

This is a tricky one. Think I'll just focus on the meaning of life for now, and come back to this...

Also if you think about the insectecutor things in restaurant and canteen kitchens which causes flies to explode on contact sending body parts everywhere , imagine what would happen if a horse exploded in your kitchen .

chuckyarelaw

Tiddlypeeps wrote: »

We constantly compare other living things to ourselves. The closer it is to human the more uneasy we feel about harming it. Horses have personalities and emotions much like humans do, we can even communicate with them, so we see too much of ourselves in them to be as comfortable with harming them as we would be a fly. That's just based on my feelings on the matter and is in no way based on any scientific studies I'm aware of.

That's very true.

A horse told me a joke once about an Irishman, Englishman and a donkey.

TPD

Us mammals gotta stick together!

December2012

MadsL wrote: »

Well I seen a horse fly
I seen a dragon fly
I seen a house fly

I seen all that too
I seen a peanut stand
And heard a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked its eye

But I've been, done, seen about everything
When I see a elephant fly
What'd you say boy
I said when I see a elephant fly

I seen a front porch swing
Heard a diamond ring
I seen a polka dot railroad tie

But I've been, done, seen about everything
When I see a elephant fly

Racist!

diomed

Have you ever tried swatting a horse with a newspaper?

Ted_YNWA

This will the new line in the anti piracy ad's

You wouldnt steal a car ... you wouldnt kill a horse

Is CUMA liom.

kneemos wrote: »

Goes faster too.

they're go faster stripes

NuckingFacker

Soo, you're saying that it's not normal to be able to kill a horse the same as a fly then? Riight...heh heh, noo, jasus, no, never did...

NegativeCreep

Flies come looking to fuck up my day so I smush them in the face.
Horses keep to themselves. They're cool.

SoulTrader

I've never left the window open and had 4 or 5 horses running around inside my house. Also, no horse has ever landed on my ear.

Gannicus

The Davestator wrote: »

A horse has a face - most people cant kill something with face

What sort of scary flies do you have with no face.

http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/pictures/10000/nahled/322-1228107688PgKD.jpg

MadsL

My cat just spent ten minutes chasing the shadow a fly was casting on the floor.

Stupid cat.

She'll **** herself if she ever sees the shadow of a horse.