Fly and a horse.

kneemos

What's the difference between killing say a fly,which nobody really has a problem with and a larger animal like horse,which few people would be capable of?

RikkFlair

I've never lost all my money on a fly.

Eoin

A horse will just get pissed off if you try and swat it. Hiding the body will be harder too.

frag420

You ever try making a burger or lasagne out of a fly op?

Yeah I didn't think so!

FatherLen

because flys are annoying little shits.

The Davestator

A horse has a face - most people cant kill something with face

Renegade Mechanic

Hmmmm.... Blue Arse Burger anyone?

Tiddlypeeps

We constantly compare other living things to ourselves. The closer it is to human the more uneasy we feel about harming it. Horses have personalities and emotions much like humans do, we can even communicate with them, so we see too much of ourselves in them to be as comfortable with harming them as we would be a fly. That's just based on my feelings on the matter and is in no way based on any scientific studies I'm aware of.

caustic 1

we gonna need a bigger newspaper.

Seedy Arling

Tiddlypeeps wrote: »

We constantly compare other living things to ourselves. The closer it is to human the more uneasy we feel about harming it. Horses have personalities and emotions much like humans do, we can even communicate with them, so we see too much of ourselves in them to be as comfortable with harming them as we would be a fly. That's just based on my feelings on the matter and is in no way based on any scientific studies I'm aware of.

Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfcuking pig.

Al_Coholic

what if its a horsefly?

kneemos

Al_Coholic wrote: »

what if its a horsefly?

You'll have a moral dilemma.

biko

Flies are a nuisance, horses are great.

Shenshen

Seedy Arling wrote: »

Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfcuking pig.

Roger_007

If you swat a horse he'd kick you in the nuts. It's just picking the easier target!

I rode a horse this weekend for the first time in a long time and essentially my first time as an adult. Previously I have rode on motorcycles, mopeds, and bikes. While I was up there, it struck me that what I was riding was alive and you could feel it. There was nothing that could compare to it.

You don't get that from flies. Flies are just c*nts.

The Backwards Man

No horse has never sh1t all over my fruit bowl.

lahalane

I suppose it had something to do with how a creature looks. In the same way, people are more concerned about saving pandas than rhinos.

Cartoons probably play a part too. They personify animals. There are more cartoon horses than cartoon flies I reckon.

Cee-Jay-Cee

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I rode a horse this weekend for the first time in a long time and essentially my first time as an adult. Previously I have rode on motorcycles, mopeds, and bikes. While I was up there, it struck me that what I was riding was alive and you could feel it. There was nothing that could compare to it.

You've obviously never rode a zebra...same thing except with stripes.

jaffacakesyum

CJC999 wrote: »

You've obviously never rode a zebra...

Or a woman :pac:

kneemos

CJC999 wrote: »

You've obviously never rode a zebra...same thing except with stripes.

Goes faster too.

ScumLord

Tiddlypeeps wrote: »

Horses have personalities and emotions much like humans do, we can even communicate with them, so we see too much of ourselves in them to be as comfortable with harming them as we would be a fly.

It wouldn't have been like that originally, I'd say childrens stories were we give other animals human personalities has gone a long way to changing how we interact with them. If you see how people capture the original wild horse they have little compassion for them, it's a forceful act of complete domination over the animal.


The big difference between the animals is the way they breed. Flies breed with the understanding that the vast majority might die so they overwhelm everything else with numbers. Killing one or one hundred flies won't make a lick of difference to them. Killing one horse could put an end to that line of genetic code for good. They only have one offspring at a time like us.

shopaholic01

Horses are more aesthetically pleasing than flies, humans have used them for working/sporting /hobby reasons for centuries. They are sentient creatures that can form bonds with us.

Flies are ugly, land on your food with poo-infected legs, poo on your food themselves and are the source of maggots. They're annoying buzzing bastards to boot.

ScumLord

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Flies are ugly, land on your food with poo-infected legs, poo on your food themselves and are the source of maggots. They're annoying buzzing bastards to boot.

They keep the streets clean by eating our poop and leftovers. The speed at which they can make organic matter disappear is impressive.

MadsL

Well I seen a horse fly
I seen a dragon fly
I seen a house fly

I seen all that too
I seen a peanut stand
And heard a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked its eye

But I've been, done, seen about everything
When I see a elephant fly
What'd you say boy
I said when I see a elephant fly

I seen a front porch swing
Heard a diamond ring
I seen a polka dot railroad tie

But I've been, done, seen about everything
When I see a elephant fly

shopaholic01

ScumLord wrote: »

They keep the streets clean by eating our poop and leftovers. The speed at which they can make organic matter disappear is impressive.

Well yes, there is that. Still ugly, annoying bastards though.

C.K Dexter Haven

No horses on me:pac:

hardCopy

biko wrote: »

Flies are a nuisance, horses are great.

But both are a nuisance if they get into your bedroom when you'e trying to sleep

mattjack

Eoin wrote: »

A horse will just get pissed off if you try and swat it. Hiding the body will be harder too.

Oh I dunno , haven't you heard of Shergar , though I will admit its unlikely you'll find a horse in your soup.

Sir Humphrey Appleby

kneemos wrote: »

What's the difference between killing say a fly,which nobody really has a problem with and a larger animal like horse,which few people would be capable of?

You need a bigger gun for a horse.:D

who_me

kneemos wrote: »

Goes faster too.

You could say it flies..

who_me

Every time I leave any food lying about (particularly during the summer), there are flies everywhere. Damned flies. Can you imagine if you came home and there were a dozen or so horses munching on your half-eaten food and rubbish, and landing on top of your at every opportunity; not to mention leaving their poop all over the place?? Would be very inconvenient. Damned horses. On the other hand, it just occurred to me all those flies have been leaving mini-poops all over my apartment for years now, the place must be covered with it. Damned flies...

This is a tricky one. Think I'll just focus on the meaning of life for now, and come back to this...

mattjack

who_me wrote: »

Every time I leave any food lying about (particularly during the summer), there are flies everywhere. Damned flies. Can you imagine if you came home and there were a dozen or so horses munching on your half-eaten food and rubbish, and landing on top of your at every opportunity; not to mention leaving their poop all over the place?? Would be very inconvenient. Damned horses. On the other hand, it just occurred to me all those flies have been leaving mini-poops all over my apartment for years now, the place must be covered with it. Damned flies...

This is a tricky one. Think I'll just focus on the meaning of life for now, and come back to this...

Also if you think about the insectecutor things in restaurant and canteen kitchens which causes flies to explode on contact sending body parts everywhere , imagine what would happen if a horse exploded in your kitchen .

chuckyarelaw

Tiddlypeeps wrote: »

We constantly compare other living things to ourselves. The closer it is to human the more uneasy we feel about harming it. Horses have personalities and emotions much like humans do, we can even communicate with them, so we see too much of ourselves in them to be as comfortable with harming them as we would be a fly. That's just based on my feelings on the matter and is in no way based on any scientific studies I'm aware of.

That's very true.

A horse told me a joke once about an Irishman, Englishman and a donkey.

TPD

Us mammals gotta stick together!

December2012

MadsL wrote: »

Well I seen a horse fly
I seen a dragon fly
I seen a house fly

I seen all that too
I seen a peanut stand
And heard a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked its eye

But I've been, done, seen about everything
When I see a elephant fly
What'd you say boy
I said when I see a elephant fly

I seen a front porch swing
Heard a diamond ring
I seen a polka dot railroad tie

But I've been, done, seen about everything
When I see a elephant fly

Racist!

diomed

Have you ever tried swatting a horse with a newspaper?

Ted_YNWA

This will the new line in the anti piracy ad's

You wouldnt steal a car ... you wouldnt kill a horse

Is CUMA liom.

kneemos wrote: »

Goes faster too.

they're go faster stripes

NuckingFacker

Soo, you're saying that it's not normal to be able to kill a horse the same as a fly then? Riight...heh heh, noo, jasus, no, never did...

NegativeCreep

Flies come looking to fuck up my day so I smush them in the face.
Horses keep to themselves. They're cool.

SoulTrader

I've never left the window open and had 4 or 5 horses running around inside my house. Also, no horse has ever landed on my ear.

Gannicus

The Davestator wrote: »

A horse has a face - most people cant kill something with face

What sort of scary flies do you have with no face.

http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/pictures/10000/nahled/322-1228107688PgKD.jpg

MadsL

My cat just spent ten minutes chasing the shadow a fly was casting on the floor.

Stupid cat.

She'll **** herself if she ever sees the shadow of a horse.