Your fav cure for insomnia

Chin Stroker

Lavender spray
Plenty of fresh air
Over the counter solutions like Kalms Sleep and Valerian Root

What do you do when insomnia strikes?

Frosty McSnowballs

W.A.N.K

bumper234

Sex

nocoverart

Drink!

Gran Hermano

Melatonin

crackedmirror

Lie awake and be miserable until suddenly I am asleep

Jester252

Work

darced

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Chareth Cutestory

Cry myself to sleep.

meoklmrk91

Read, read, read, generally not something too engrossing, I usually don't read novels when suffering with insomnia, generally something to do with current affairs, which I am interested in but not something you can read for hours and hours.

Micky Dolenz

Sleeping works for me.

NelsonVanAlden

fantasizing about uncle jim fixing it usually does it for me

The Backwards Man

Winning the lotto.

Frosty McSnowballs

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Sleeping works for me.

With who?

SEPT 23 1989

A nice cup of tea

Duff

Moonwalking around my front garden.

Karl Stein

Imagine those cold, wet, winter mornings when you were forced out of your beautiful warm nest to go to the education camp.

Lenin Skynard

Melatonin, Zimovane, hot milk and a game of angry birds.

tomdempsey200

temazepam diazepam and alcohol

only trouble is the next night getting to sleep

WilyCoyote

Decaffeinated sex and a quick dunked HobNob

Peregrine

Fine I'll say it if nobody else will..



Hammer to the head.

KeithM89

Rape







seed oil.

MJ23

Five or ten minutes of Lord of the Rings usually does it for me.

blackeyedpeat

Imagine jumping on your bike go for a spin. Decide to turn right or left at gate. Go down the road imagine your neighbours houses. Turn right or left at the end of the streetand so on. Take a familiar route. Apparently you rarely get more than a mile from your house. Easier than counting sheep but works on the same principle. It has worked for me in the past.

Plumpynutt

either read something, or smoke a joint

Sir Osis of Liver.

I usually turn on some sh1te Nazi WW2 documentary.
Theres fcuk all else on during the night anyway.

Pumpkinseeds

I usually start with 3 panadol and 2 piriton along with a book on politics.

If that doesn't work I try counting backwards from 300, while visualising sheep jumping backwards over a fence.

If that fails I just spend the night tossing and turning for a few hours, then give up, get up and watch the news, nod off on the sofa in the evening from exhaustion, thus leading to a repeat of all of the above that night:(

keithb93

Exercise.

Gummy Panda

Rubbing my belly while listening to the rain hitting the window

BNMC

Can of Red Bull.

anncoates

Shooting the load.

fibonaccii

Sleeping tablet.

Jimminy Mc Fukhead

blackeyedpeat wrote: »

Imagine jumping on your bike go for a spin. Decide to turn right or left at gate. Go down the road imagine your neighbours houses. Turn right or left at the end of the streetand so on. Take a familiar route. Apparently you rarely get more than a mile from your house. Easier than counting sheep but works on the same principle. It has worked for me in the past.

Can I get a taxi?

If so can I sleep in the back.

Chin Stroker

Gran Hermano wrote: »

Melatonin

Didnt think that was something you could get over the counter till now.

Satts

Shagging.

There's only one type of sleep better than the 'sleep of the just' and that's the sleep of the just after. :pac:

Sleepy

Spliff and a blowjob.

pandaboy

A hammer.

hfallada

Generally stick on seriously ****ty American TV. E channel is by far the best. 5 mins into keeping up with the kardashians and I struggle to stay awake

Gummy Panda

Sleepy wrote: »

Spliff and a blowjob.

That seems greedy.

"hey babe.. I'm going to get high while you suck me off"

Gran Hermano

Chin Stroker wrote: »

Didnt think that was something you could get over the counter till now.

You can pick it up without a script in the USA in a drugstore or health food store.
If you're in Spain, you can get Dormidina in the pharmacies.


As always check with your GP for medical advice.

Mirtazapine and repeat episodes of Breaking Bad.

Ms.Sunshine

ASMR videos on youtube!!

decisions

Vodka generally works.

Chin Stroker

Deleted User wrote: »

repeat episodes of Breaking Bad.

:eek:

Get out!

Ruu

a long run.

Chin Stroker

Chin Stroker wrote: »

:eek:

Get out!

I didn't say it was bad... just that I put it on when I wanna sleep! I've watched it all while awake too.

Greenmachine

Gran Hermano wrote: »

You can pick it up without a script in the USA in a drugstore or health food store.
If you're in Spain, you can get Dormidina in the pharmacies.


As always check with your GP for medical advice.

Had to google that one. Same active is available otc in the uk too. Just with different branding. Have to say. It is the nicest of the antihistamines for sleep minus the cotton mouth.

jester77

Go to bed and simply switch off, you'll fall asleep in seconds.

Inbox

If I can't sleep and can't stop wanting to look at my phone, I just hold my phone and I instantly feel more relaxed and its not long till I doze off.

Vivienne23

I try to think if I had a million to spend what would I buy down to the last euro can't seem to get past 400,000 , it would have to be the prices like not just saying ill spend 500,000 on a house and 500,000 on cars and holidays

Like my list would be
range rover evoque, 48000
House 150,000
6 months in Thailand €8000
Holiday for the parents €5000
Maybe a car for the sister ...or will I have enough left

And on and on

You have to keep going back and adding up and changing things , also it puts happy thoughts in your head for sleeping ...works great when my head is stressed with work related stuff

coolhull

Recite the alphabet backwards, Z to A. It works great.... till you get good at it, then it gets too easy.