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I can't find the remote for the telly!!

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    #62
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    matt-dublin wrote: »
    Forget about it, have a **** and go to bed.


    It will be on the couch in the morning

    Sorry bad pic here's a better one


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    #63
    matt-dublin
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    Me gusta wrote: »
    Sorry bad pic here's a better one

    I really don't want to know what happened to that remote but it looks like u wanked it without lube......


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    #64
    Lyaiera
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    princess-lala wrote: »
    Stand up! Its under ya!

    Sit down. Find it with your arse.


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    #65
    coolhull
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    Try saying a prayer to Saint Anthony. That's what my mother used to say. But Saint Anthony could never find it for me either


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    #66
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    matt-dublin wrote: »
    I really don't want to know what happened to that remote but it looks like u wanked it without lube......

    Ye but now I can change channels,Thanks everyone for helping find my remote controller !!!!


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    #67
    mad muffin
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    Now untie the knot. Otherwise the pooka will haunt you forever.


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    #68
    The_Valeyard
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    Well.....did you find that remote?


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    #69
    wil
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    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    Well.....did you find that remote?

    I think the backwards man had it all the time

    Thats where we saw it last


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    The_Valeyard
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    Haha, brilliant.


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    #71
    BrokenArrows
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    SV wrote: »
    Where you last left it, according to the advice my mother always gave me when looking for something.

    My mum used to say that. But she was the one that was always moving my stuff.

    I'd leave my wallet on a shelf and it would be put into some random drawer in the kitchen.


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    #72
    coolhull
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    There is a tried and tested method of changing channels without the remote control....
    1 Stand up from the couch

    2 Walk over to T.V

    3 Press channel control button till the required station appears on screen

    4 Go back and sit down again

    This method has always worked in the past.


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    #73
    Archeron
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    mad muffin wrote: »
    Now untie the knot. Otherwise the pooka will haunt you forever.

    Now you tell us. What am i supposed to feed a hungry pooka?


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    #74
    Aineoil
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    Archeron wrote: »
    Now you tell us. What am i supposed to feed a hungry pooka?

    Depends on whether the púca takes the form of a horse, a goat or a rabbit.


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    #75
    Ted_YNWA
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    Archeron wrote: »
    Now you tell us. What am i supposed to feed a hungry pooka?

    You could try feeding them beans.

    but as they have no stomachs, this will lead to beans-on-ghost


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    #76
    Aineoil
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    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    You could try feeding them beans.

    but as they have no stomachs, this will lead to beans-on-ghost

    The púcas are great chefs, according to folklore. Not too sure if beans-on-ghost will win them over, but then again you never know.....


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    #77
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    mad muffin wrote: »
    Now untie the knot. Otherwise the pooka will haunt you forever.

    What's a pooka?and what knot?


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    Aineoil
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    Me gusta wrote: »
    What's a pooka?and what knot?

    A púca (pooka) is a shapechanger or shapeshifter in Irish folklore. They are very mischievious. They can be good or bad. They like to play jokes on people - like a naughty child.


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    #79
    wil
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    so long as they stick to naughty children thats fine, tell them keep away from the rest of us.;)


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    #80
    Aineoil
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    wil wrote: »
    so long as they stick to naughty children thats fine, tell them keep away from the rest of us.;)

    Smiles, they act like naughty children playing jokes on adults.

    Be afraid, be very afraid!


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    #81
    Aineoil
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    They spit on black berries too. You can't gather black berries after they do that.


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    #82
    mad muffin
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    If you ever lose something grab a kitchen towel or something similar, tie a knot, swing it around your head and tell the pooka you'll untie their balls when they give the object back.

    Works every time. :D


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    #83
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    Aineoil wrote: »
    They spit on black berries too. You can't gather black berries after they do that.

    Ye I've seen that spit on the blackberrys always wondered what it was.


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    wil
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    Aineoil wrote: »
    Smiles, they act like naughty children playing jokes on adults.

    Be afraid, be very afraid!
    Thats not how I choose to read it. ;)

    Be ever so very slightly concerned, ever so slightly


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    #85
    wil
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    Me gusta wrote: »
    Ye I've seen that spit on the blackberrys always wondered what it was.

    cuckoos spit (aphid larva) - stick it in the interesting facts thread if you can find one of them


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    paddy147
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    Me gusta wrote: »
    I'm sure I left it right there, so where is it most likely to be??


    Did you check your pocket???????




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