I can't find the remote for the telly!!

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I'm sure I left it right there, so where is it most likely to be??

SV

Where you last left it, according to the advice my mother always gave me when looking for something.

NuckingFacker

Chances are, it's somwhere in Dun Laoghaire..

princess-lala

Stand up! Its under ya!

Frosty McSnowballs

NuckingFacker wrote: »

Chances are, it's somwhere in Dun Laoghaire..

Il get it.

If you can't find it you should better burn the house down!

NuckingFacker

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Il get it.

If you can't find it you should better burn the house down!

Ours is usually under the Dog. I wonder has he checked under the dog?

Ihatecuddles-old

It will be in the last place you look. Unless you find it and keep looking.

FreshKnickers

Have you checked your pocket?

King George VI

You should check your fridge. I found mine in there before. I'm still at a loss as to why my remote was in your fridge though, OP.

kneemos

Under the cushion is the most likely place.

zinzan

I'd say it'll be in the last place you look, so maybe try there first?

wazky

Is there a guarantee on the remote?, say 5 years or the like?

bumper234

In the fridge.

RustyNut

Over there.

RustyNut

No not there.

bumper234

No no your other left ffs

Frosty McSnowballs

I bet it's in the microwave

NuckingFacker

bumper234 wrote: »

In the fridge.

It's found! Close her up and move on. Good stuff, another triumph for ah. What? ...oh..

neckedit

I have it......

biko

Well, I just looked in the kitchen and it's not there.

RustyNut

There

Boombastic

I hope it doesn't mysteriously pop up in Peru in the next few days.

The One Who Knocks

Do you like tea?....I think you do,

mad muffin

1. Grab a kitchen towel.

2. Tie a knot in it.

3. Swing it around your head and then let go.

4. Now go look for the remote.

SimonLynch

It's behind you! (in pantomime-style chant)

Frosty McSnowballs

Have you considered asking Jesus?

kirving

There's an app for that...

RustyNut

Are you a pot head by any chance OP ?

NuckingFacker

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Have you considered asking Jesus?

He's doing the night shift in Kepak. You'll have to wait till he gets back.

du Maurier

Is it up yer ass? [sneering American accent]:)

Ted_YNWA

Is this going to be another "Safe" thread. We are all waiting here with baited breath to see where the remote will turn up.

We need regular pic's OP of a room by room sweep .

Hank Scorpio

ring it, that's what I usually do

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No really I've tried every where I'm on my knees in front of the box how the fcuk do you change stations without a remote controll

The_Valeyard

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No really I've tried every where I'm on my knees in front of the box

kinky.




Try download a app that lets your phone or tablet control the tv.

bumper234

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No really I've tried every where I'm on my knees in front of the box how the fcuk do you change stations without a remote controll

Been on my knees in front of a few boxes in my day. Buttons on top of box will change channels

Boombastic

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No really I've tried every where I'm on my knees in front of the box how the fcuk do you change stations without a remote controll

If you can't figure out how to change the TV without the remote, you shouldn't be allowed to watch TV

kneemos

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No really I've tried every where I'm on my knees in front of the box how the fcuk do you change stations without a remote controll

On your knees in front of the box eh.The nights not a total loss then.

Lisha

Check is it near the kettle

Or squashed between sofa cushions

caustic 1

FOUND IT..... oh wait ..

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bumper234 wrote: »

Been on my knees in front of a few boxes in my day. Buttons on top of box will change channels

Tried that ,but I can't find the buttons on top. It would be much easier if I could find. My remote controller for the telly

The_Valeyard

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Tried that ,but I can't find the buttons on top. It would be much easier if I could find. My remote controller for the telly

What kind of TV do you have (Samsung, etc)

bullhits

I don't own a tv.

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The_Valeyard wrote: »

What kind of TV do you have (Samsung, etc)

Lg

The_Valeyard

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Lg

Hmm,

I know of an app for Samsung tvs that works with android phones....


not sure if there is one on the play store for LG, you should have a look and see!

mad muffin

;)Did you do the towel thing? Im telling you it will work

Talib Fiasco

yozico

Is that a remote in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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mad muffin wrote: »

;)Did you do the towel thing? Im telling you it will work

What's this towel thing? Will it help me find my remote controller ???

kneemos

You have to forensic about it.Start at one corner of each room and move back and forth covering every inch.Otherwise you'll just keep looking in the same places.

RachaelVO

How do you receive your telly? Satellite box? UPC?

On them there things there's usually a way to change channel, you just have to go through them all to get where you want to get.

Otherwise, ask your missus, guaranteed she's hidden it ya.

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RachaelVO wrote: »

How do you receive your telly? Satellite box? UPC?

On them there things there's usually a way to change channel, you just have to go through them all to get where you want to get.

Otherwise, ask your missus, guaranteed she's hidden it ya.

Ok I'll ask the Missus!!