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Neighbour dropped this in my letterbox

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    #32
    bgrizzley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭bgrizzley


    Never, ever, ask for your lawnmower back...


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    #33
    Nemeses
    Registered Users Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    bgrizzley wrote: »
    Never, ever, ask for your lawnmower back...

    What about a strimmer?


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    #34
    Cody Pomeray
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭Cody Pomeray


    grizzly wrote: »
    Should I be worried? (it landed on the mat as a photocopied piece of paper, not a jpeg).
    I live in Portobello, I got the same letter in my mailbox last Friday.

    It's crazy sh!t! I can't throw it out, it's quite funny in a weird way.


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    #35
    hfallada
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,180 ✭✭✭hfallada


    OP go and get a copy of playboy and leave a copy of Playboy on his doorstep and write you clearly need some of this


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    #36
    donvito99
    Registered Users Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    The person still uses a maths copy?


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    #37
    shane9689
    Registered Users Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭shane9689


    send him back a satanic sacrifice


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    #38
    Nemeses
    Registered Users Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    shane9689 wrote: »
    send him back a satanic sacrifice

    At your service..


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    #39
    Nodster
    Registered Users Posts: 949 ✭✭✭Nodster


    get even.....send him back a letter from the Corthinians


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    #40
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Ask him does he have a copy in lowercase or sentence case.


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    #41
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    You sure it was a neighbour? I found one of these in town today.


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    #42
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,046 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Burn your house down... or his house down. I'm not sure which just burn someone's house down.


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    #43
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Wrap a very large and warm but not runny turd up in it then tie it to a brick and return to sender.


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    #44
    josip
    Registered Users Posts: 13,639 ✭✭✭✭josip


    Make your phone number hidden and ring the Jehovahs, Mormons, Scientologists, Krishnas, etc and tell them that you'd like to have a chat about beliefs and would they be able to pop around for a chat? Give the nieghbour's address and schedule vists for every 2 hours. He'll either recant or be in nirvana.


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    #45
    Fratoue
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Fratoue


    grizzly wrote: »
    Should I be worried? (it landed on the mat as a photocopied piece of paper, not a jpeg).

    On the ball with Karl Marx being a bankers puppet and the New World Order, seems they can't stop telling us enough lately of the NWO:(


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    #46
    Hoboo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭Hoboo


    Shoulda gone to Specsavers


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    #47
    keithclancy
    Registered Users Posts: 9,222 ✭✭✭keithclancy


    Print out hundreds of these and stick them all over your house

    http://mochadad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/obey2.jpg


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    #48
    Dostoevsky
    Registered Users Posts: 1,023 ✭✭✭Dostoevsky


    These evangelical Christan nutcases put similar rubbish into my letterbox, although they do print it rather than handwrite it as seems to be the case here.

    They are almost always immigrants from a particular African country who appear to think affinity with a fundamentalist Christian message will get them respect in Ireland and want to attribute their lotto win of residency status in an EU country to divine intervention. Their "saved" bollocks is as patronising as the message of equally certain fundamentalist atheists.

    Nobody knows the answers. Stop pretending to be certain about things you cannot possibly be certain about.


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    #49
    Tornaxx
    Registered Users Posts: 78 ✭✭Tornaxx


    I have to say, I love the stationery.

    OP, how do you know it was your neighbour? Did you see him put it in the letterbox? And was it a handwritten original, or a photocopy or print-out?


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    #50
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    How do you know it was your neighbour OP? I work on Baggot Street and we get copies of this in our letterbox every few weeks.


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    #51
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    That looks like some sort of code to me


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    #52
    Akrasia
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    grizzly wrote: »
    Should I be worried? (it landed on the mat as a photocopied piece of paper, not a jpeg).

    Just send back a note stating "TLDR"


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    #53
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    grizzly wrote: »
    Should I be worried? (it landed on the mat as a photocopied piece of paper, not a jpeg).

    Correct all spelling and grammar mistakes with red pen and return. It may help to grade it also and add an explanatory note akin to a school report written down the side.


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    #54
    COYW
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,930 ✭✭✭COYW


    That letter reminds me of a born again christian woman I used to work with. Every morning she came into the office and spent the first 30 mins singing songs about jesus "quietly" to herself. Nice enough outside that but we did get the odd "going to hell" lecture now and again.


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    #55
    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Leave a burnt goat on his lawn and draw a pentagram in blood around it.


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    #56
    Red Pepper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,567 ✭✭✭Red Pepper


    Please tell me how I can sign up to this newsletter!

    To be honest I would love a neighbour like this. I would engage with him and appear supportive and then I would go about winding him up mercilessly. By the end he would think I am a complete nutjob (and with good cause) and move out soon after...the fun we could have!


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    #57
    conorhal
    Registered Users Posts: 6,983 ✭✭✭conorhal


    CJC999 wrote: »
    Correct all spelling and grammar mistakes with red pen and return. It may help to grade it also and add an explanatory note akin to a school report written down the side.

    Yeaaaaah....No.
    People that write manifesto's ALL IN CAPITALS are generally not the sort of people you want to engage with. They're more the 'smile, and back away slowly from the crazy person' types who's basement nobody ever wants to see.....


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    #58
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Reply with "Well duuh."
    God is coming back soon and this'll all be sorted out, he just needs to chill out.


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    #59
    Dyr
    Registered Users Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    There used to be an oul one that went around dublin graffitting this sorta scrawl on walls and hoardings, usually racist bollocks


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    #60
    cupcake83
    Registered Users Posts: 106 ✭✭cupcake83


    Run....


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