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Stay Classy Offaly!

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    #32
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    downonthefarm wrote: »
    absolute hole of a place

    Rosscommon or Roscommon?


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    #33
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    kneemos wrote: »
    Offaly should be arrested.

    "Cuff him boys!"

    "He's making a run for it!"

    Offaly county shape with legs runs off into the distance.


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    #34
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,107 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    MadsL wrote: »
    Jebus. 23 posts before someone blames the Brits!! Has to be a record.

    23 is 32 backwards, think about that why don't ya:D


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    #35
    downonthefarm
    Registered Users Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    offaly famous for Brian cowen and pure mule


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    #36
    crockholm
    Registered Users Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    Turnip shaped county with turnip headed natives.


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    #37
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    crockholm wrote: »
    Turnip shaped county with turnip headed natives.

    No that's Westmeath, except the turnip is upside down, like the heads of Westmeathians.

    As for Cork, the Texas of Ireland. Not in a good way.


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    #38
    Quazzie
    Registered Users Posts: 28,888 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    MadsL wrote: »
    No that's Westmeath, except the turnip is upside down, like the heads of Westmeathians.

    As for Cork, the Texas of Ireland. Not in a good way.

    More like Mississippi with the amount of inbreeding that goes on down there.


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    #39
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Lost my virginity to an Offaly man. Tullamore is a savage place for a night out.


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    #40
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Lost my virginity to an Offaly man. Tullamore is a savage place for a night out.

    Get it right, he said you were awfully durty, not he was from Offaly.

    This is the only decent thing to come out of Offaly


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    #41
    crockholm
    Registered Users Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    MadsL wrote: »
    No that's Westmeath, except the turnip is upside down, like the heads of Westmeathians.

    As for Cork, the Texas of Ireland. Not in a good way.

    Cork as Texas......hmmmm, biggest county vs biggest state(lower 48,rest are freaks),both with strong senses of independence, oil rich,dangerous borders with lots of illegal immigrants(kerry and mexico). Don't mess with Texas? Doubt ya boy;)

    Point stands against offal(y) turnips-carlow looks like a sugar beet,but they're a placid sort there


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    #42
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Lost my virginity to an Offaly man. Tullamore is a savage place for a night out.

    A shining beacon of romance in an otherwise depressing thread.


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    #43
    LizT
    Registered Users Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Lost my virginity to an Offaly man. Tullamore is a savage place for a night out.

    If you're completely pissed, yeah :pac:


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    #44
    downonthefarm
    Registered Users Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    entire county is inbred


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    #45
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    downonthefarm wrote: »
    entire county is inbred

    your face is inbred


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    #46
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    lkionm wrote: »
    your face is inbred

    What class of sandwich would that be?


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    #47
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    anncoates wrote: »
    A shining beacon of romance in an otherwise depressing thread.

    Oh picture this for romance. The back of a Caddy van parked in the middle of nowhere. The smell of New Car Scent air freshner in the air. Midlands 103 on the radio. And finally, rushing back afterwards because his dad wanted the van to go to mass. Sweet sweet memories.


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    #48
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    LizT wrote: »
    If you're completely pissed, yeah :pac:

    Granted, I was always merry when I frequented the bars of Tullamore!


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    #49
    jaffacakesyum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    It's offaly stupid of people to be throwing around glass bottles like that

    :o


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    #50
    Yellow121
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 737 ✭✭✭Yellow121


    layoff offaly


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    #51
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,420 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Yellow121 wrote: »
    layoff offaly

    One more unemployed?


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    #52
    Yellow121
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 737 ✭✭✭Yellow121


    kneemos wrote: »
    One more unemployed?

    yo fafl


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    #53
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,420 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Yellow121 wrote: »
    yo fafl

    of a fly


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    #54
    Yellow121
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 737 ✭✭✭Yellow121


    kneemos wrote: »
    of a fly

    faf loy


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    #55
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,420 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Yellow121 wrote: »
    faf loy

    ya loff


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    #56
    Yellow121
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 737 ✭✭✭Yellow121


    kneemos wrote: »
    ya loff

    flof ya


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    #57
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,420 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Yellow121 wrote: »
    flof ya

    I've climaxed.Sorry about the mess.


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    #58
    namloc1980
    Registered Users Posts: 18,144 ✭✭✭✭namloc1980


    Yellow121 wrote: »
    flof ya

    lay off


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    #59
    Yellow121
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 737 ✭✭✭Yellow121


    kneemos wrote: »
    I've climaxed.Sorry about the mess.

    It's all over Westmeath.


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    #60
    Yellow121
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 737 ✭✭✭Yellow121


    namloc1980 wrote: »
    lay off

    yol faf


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    #61
    nocoverart
    Registered Users Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    SamHall wrote: »
    This is an Offaly unfair thread which is very unrepresentative of the people of awfully.

    I'm surprised it was 15 posts till the generic Offaly joke.


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