Stay Classy Offaly!

MadsL

Having offended the whole of Rosscommon in another thead, let me have a bash at Offaly.

A woman who emigrated 47 years ago and returned as part of the Gathering just lost her eye as she was hit with a broken bottle as a bystander when a fight broke out at a Gathering event.

Is this why we can't have nice things?

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/welcome-to-ireland-a-bottle-in-the-face-and-loss-of-an-eye-29482699.html

Femme_Fatale

I'm gonna... blame the tool who threw the bottle, rather than "Offaly".

LizT

Yes, a whole county is defined by the actions of a drunken few...

Horrible accident, my sympathies to the lady.

Festy

Disgraceful !!!

lkionm

We cant have nice things because you keep starting threads

Quazzie

What you mean people have drunken fights in Offaly now? This place really sounds like somewhere for the dregs of society.:rolleyes:

lkionm

LizT wrote: »

Yes, a whole county is defined by the actions of a drunken few...

Horrible accident, my sympathies to the lady.

Is it not like when you were back in school and if you were acting the silly boy outside of school they would say you were supposed to be representing the school?

kneemos

Offaly should be arrested.

padd b1975

Poor woman.

Pretty pathetic of the OP to blame a whole county for the actions of one moron.

P_1

Oh no, somebody embarrassed us in front of the Yanks. Can't be having that now especially with us having the begging bowl out and all...

themandan6611

sure it gave us Biffo, so can't be all bad or drunk

MadsL

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

I'm gonna... blame the tool who threw the bottle, rather than "Offaly".

Where's the fun in that?

lkionm wrote: »

We cant have nice things because you keep starting threads

Someone has to. And you, frankly, are not pulling your weight around here.

LizT

lkionm wrote: »

Is it not like when you were back in school and if you were acting the silly boy outside of school they would say you were supposed to be representing the school?

Oh right, well in that case, everyone in Dublin is a drug dealer. Anyone from the north is a terrorist. Rinse and repeat as you please.

MadsL

padd b1975 wrote: »

Poor woman.

Pretty pathetic of the OP to blame a whole county for the actions of one moron.

Are we talking about Biffo again? Sure, Offaly elected him!!

Banjo String

This is an Offaly unfair thread which is very unrepresentative of the people of awfully.

lkionm

MadsL wrote: »

Someone has to. And you, frankly, are not pulling your weight around here.

I am sorry Father, I am just fresh out of the slammer. I did a 7 dayer this time.


Please dont tell the probation mods

MadsL

LizT wrote: »

Oh right, well in that case, everyone in Dublin is a drug dealer. Anyone from the north is a terrorist. Rinse and repeat as you please.

Hear that? A mod says we can slag counties as we please!!

Woooo hooo!!!

I've always thought Westmeath, was a bit, y'know; off.

MadsL

SamHall wrote: »

This is an Offaly unfair thread which is very unrepresentative of the people of awfully.

We have a winner.

lkionm

SamHall wrote: »

This is an Offaly unfair thread which is very unrepresentative of the people of awfully.

Put a cork in it.

kasper

but isn't the royal Victoria hospital in antrim ///

MadsL

lkionm wrote: »

Put a cork in it.

Galway outta that!

Dynamo Roller

Twas bound to happen eventually in Birr. It's nothing but a dirty garrison town that has been festering for years with the amount social housing built there. Its like a mini Tallaght.

P_1

MadsL wrote: »

Galway outta that!

Someone really needs to write a Limerick about this

Quazzie

MadsL wrote: »

Galway outta that!

You'll be Dublin your infraction total before the end of this thread.

MadsL

kasper wrote: »

but isn't the royal Victoria hospital in antrim ///

http://www.rveeh.ie/

lkionm

MadsL wrote: »

Galway outta that!

Mayo please shut it Down with the puns, lets be Clare about burning the Wicklow or we will get get have to get the Dublin and the last time he came over he had to Kilkenny, and my aunt Kerry.

Lets put that idea on the Longford for now

kneemos

He's a dying breed is our MadsL.

MadsL

Dynamo Roller wrote: »

Twas bound to happen eventually in Birr. It's nothing but a dirty garrison town that has been festering for years with the amount social housing built there. Its like a mini Tallaght.

Jebus. 23 posts before someone blames the Brits!! Has to be a record.

Rasheed

MadsL wrote: »

Having offended the whole of Rosscommon in another thead, let me have a bash at Offaly.

Spell Roscommon right and all is forgiven!

downonthefarm

absolute hole of a place

MadsL

Rasheed wrote: »

Spell Roscommon right and all is forgiven!

OK. Ros Comáin.

MadsL

downonthefarm wrote: »

absolute hole of a place

Rosscommon or Roscommon?

Call Me Jimmy

kneemos wrote: »

Offaly should be arrested.

"Cuff him boys!"

"He's making a run for it!"

Offaly county shape with legs runs off into the distance.

RobbingBandit

MadsL wrote: »

Jebus. 23 posts before someone blames the Brits!! Has to be a record.

23 is 32 backwards, think about that why don't ya:D

downonthefarm

offaly famous for Brian cowen and pure mule

crockholm

Turnip shaped county with turnip headed natives.

MadsL

crockholm wrote: »

Turnip shaped county with turnip headed natives.

No that's Westmeath, except the turnip is upside down, like the heads of Westmeathians.

As for Cork, the Texas of Ireland. Not in a good way.

Quazzie

MadsL wrote: »

No that's Westmeath, except the turnip is upside down, like the heads of Westmeathians.

As for Cork, the Texas of Ireland. Not in a good way.

More like Mississippi with the amount of inbreeding that goes on down there.

Rasheed

Lost my virginity to an Offaly man. Tullamore is a savage place for a night out.

MadsL

Rasheed wrote: »

Lost my virginity to an Offaly man. Tullamore is a savage place for a night out.

Get it right, he said you were awfully durty, not he was from Offaly.

This is the only decent thing to come out of Offaly

crockholm

MadsL wrote: »

No that's Westmeath, except the turnip is upside down, like the heads of Westmeathians.

As for Cork, the Texas of Ireland. Not in a good way.

Cork as Texas......hmmmm, biggest county vs biggest state(lower 48,rest are freaks),both with strong senses of independence, oil rich,dangerous borders with lots of illegal immigrants(kerry and mexico). Don't mess with Texas? Doubt ya boy;)

Point stands against offal(y) turnips-carlow looks like a sugar beet,but they're a placid sort there

anncoates

Rasheed wrote: »

Lost my virginity to an Offaly man. Tullamore is a savage place for a night out.

A shining beacon of romance in an otherwise depressing thread.

LizT

Rasheed wrote: »

Lost my virginity to an Offaly man. Tullamore is a savage place for a night out.

If you're completely pissed, yeah :pac:

downonthefarm

entire county is inbred

lkionm

downonthefarm wrote: »

entire county is inbred

your face is inbred

wazky

lkionm wrote: »

your face is inbred

What class of sandwich would that be?

Rasheed

anncoates wrote: »

A shining beacon of romance in an otherwise depressing thread.

Oh picture this for romance. The back of a Caddy van parked in the middle of nowhere. The smell of New Car Scent air freshner in the air. Midlands 103 on the radio. And finally, rushing back afterwards because his dad wanted the van to go to mass. Sweet sweet memories.

Rasheed

LizT wrote: »

If you're completely pissed, yeah :pac:

Granted, I was always merry when I frequented the bars of Tullamore!

jaffacakesyum

It's offaly stupid of people to be throwing around glass bottles like that

Yellow121

layoff offaly

kneemos

Yellow121 wrote: »

layoff offaly

One more unemployed?