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Cat or Duck?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭Crooked Jack


    I'd choose to be a gremlin from Gremlins. Those lads look like they're having the best craic.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    tin79 wrote: »
    Bill prod his cloaca you mean.

    They have neither balls nor protrudable tongues.


    Makes the Question even more flawed so

    21/25



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,063 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight




  • Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Cat of course.

    The Chinese lads in Limerick would have me lifted out of it if I were a duck.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,720 ✭✭✭Hal1


    I would choose to be a duck.
    Oh right, I taught you were ordering some chineese for a minute there. Cat if I had to choose.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    F**k cats.


    I cant wait to bash one of those mother f**kers over the head with a golf club

    You're a big man.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭Meangadh


    I would choose to be a duck.
    Cat, definitely.

    Cats don't give a s**t. I'd love to live a life where I didn't have to give a s**t.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    .... I agree with the previous poster who said that there seems to be a hatred for cats in Ireland though. Its why mine isnt aloud leave the house. I've seen people do horrible cruel things to cats.


    I believe this bizare 'hatred' of a domestic animal that is highly unlikly to do a person any serious harm ( as opposed to being savaged to death by a Rotweiller for example) although completly illogical this attitude appears to come from some bizarre left over catholic belief system / Mumbo jumbo where that cats / witch craft and the devil are all thrown into the same pot metaphorically speaking

    You often hear individuals talking of 'dislike' for certain animals but there does appear to be a compleltly illogical pathological hatred for what is in essence a fairly solitary and harmless animal.

    Reckon these heads are still living in the Middle Ages and just havn't got all circuits firing properly imo

    For the record - I like both ducks and cats

    But if I had to choose. - cats are way smarter so I guess I would make the intelligent choice....


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,561 ✭✭✭JJayoo


    I would choose Atari Jaguar.
    Duck for the ability to fly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    I would choose to be a duck.
    I like to be Cats eyes, watching all the traffic everyday everynight, bliss.


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,301 Mod ✭✭✭✭CatInABox


    Ducks are rapists, so I'd be a cat.

    This very informative video also contains some other need to know points about ducks:



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