Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

signostic

I hope he has at least lost some weight on his diet...

JM Skipton

Lapin wrote: »

How does the wife put up with him?

Especially after eating all those eggs and scallions

Lapin

I bet some muppet will actually make him an offer.

signostic

Lapin wrote: »

I bet some muppet will actually make him an offer.

How much is he looking for?

constitutionus

hate to break it to the guy but unless the gaff is gorgeous in a nice area you can get ALOT better for less than 168k

EDIT.

just heard its a 4 bed bungalo. sorry man but your fecked then.

Lapin

No need to mention where he lives.

We'll be able to read it in The Star tomorrow anyway.

europa11

Lapin wrote: »

How does the wife put up with him?

Well, Mrs. Duffy has probably considered the annualised lotto win that Joe is on and thought to herself "for that I'll put up with the oul' nark".

le la rat

Salmon coloured ticket no 999

syklops

I bet the lawyer still charged her though.

Lapin

signostic wrote: »

How much is he looking for?

€160K


Don't do it Sig.

Give it to me instead.

syklops

Does she think there are loads of people out there with a spare 200 euro to pay for her house?

signostic

Lapin wrote: »

€160K


Don't do it Sig.

Give it to me instead.

Just send me your bank details and pin number...;)

constitutionus

lads have i gone nuts ?

seriously cant belive im actually hearing this stuff !

le la rat

constitutionus wrote: »

lads have i gone nuts ?

seriously cant belive im actually hearing this stuff !

Unreal

Harry Angstrom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wedymc7ll1Y

SEPT 23 1989

Anyone else want to come on and make a show of themselves like the first two?

europa11

Wouldn't mind if Joe raffled his paycheque sometime.

lucylu

people find it hard to to buy a raffle ticket for their local sports clubs not to mention fork out 100 or 200 to win a buy-to-let property

syklops

Are Joes researchers actual researchers or does he employ the 3 twins to play angry birds all day?

A HOMEOWNER IS trying to break the property market deadlock by selling his house to the lowest bidder.

Rob Reynolds owns this five-bedroom, four-bathroom house in Mullingar, Co Westmeath. He now lives in Germany with his wife and told TheJournal.ie yesterday evening that the economic circumstances in Ireland at the moment have forced him to find a novel way to shift the property.

le la rat

I have a dart board. Not sure if I want to raffle it off or sell it but retain ownership until death

artful_codger

I'm raffling a tv license.

...anyone? anyone at all?

Lapin

Anyone remember Barney Curley's raffle ?


Not content with just one hilariously brilliant scam, Curley went on to make a career out of it. He raffled off his mansion home in 1984 to circumvent a terrible housing market by selling raffle tickets for $270 apiece, setting a minimum of 2,000 before the raffle would take place (he wound up selling over 8,000). The deal was attractive because a person could theoretically wind up purchasing a mansion for less than $300. Meanwhile, Curley guaranteed himself a healthy sale simply by collecting the sum of all the tickets sold. When the raffle finally went down, he'd sold over $2 million worth of tickets, which is so fantastically genius that we want to punch his face for being such a magnificent bastard.


http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-ballsiest-living-cheater-who-never-broke-rule/

For those who don't. Curley is an Irish professional gambler. The mansion above is Middleton house in Co Westmeath.

The tickets were sold for IR £200 and the raffle was launched live on the Late Late Show by Gay Byrne.

signostic

Banks, banks and more banks...Listen to what Max Keiser said about 6 months ago

syklops

Caller: The idea came to me in a weetabix induced coma Joe.

Roger_007

This man sounds like a right eejit........it all worked in his dreams.......FFS

Meathlass

Why doesn't he sell the house, pay back bank and rent?

europa11

"How do you pass the day"

He listens to you Joe. Isn't that punishment enough.

signostic

I bet he was a Fianna Fail voter but is now a good dart player...

Harry Angstrom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81quuALF5hs

constitutionus

medical eh ?