Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

DoctorEdgeWild

Man, I want some free ****.

syklops

The most famous bells in the world which no-one has ever heard of.

signostic

JonathanAnon wrote: »

This is ridiculous, instead of everybody searching their pockets for change, why dont they just use Liveline to catch the b1atch that did it.. If they "know who she is" then it would be easy for Liveline to track her down before she has it all spent.

I need to make up a good story to ring in this week to get 2 tickets for the hurling replay...just like that Mayo woman last week..

artful_codger

Hasn't she been through enough.

Dan Jaman

Joe, some fecker stole me tax disc, can I have some free nosh?

ThisRegard

She'll be in incognito for a while, Joe is wondering if that's the next town over from Chickenlicken.

signostic

That was 24 minutes well spent...

neris

funny thursday?? ne 1 ellse hear that

AK333

I had to dash out and missed the last 10 mins. Did anyone mention travel insurance to her?

syklops

"livelines funny thursday"

That doesnt even rhyme!

syklops

AK333 wrote: »

I had to dash out and missed the last 10 mins. Did anyone mention travel insurance to her?

Travel insurance doesn't cover the monumentally stupid.

neris

sit in an office and not your working according to this one

AK333

syklops wrote: »

Travel insurance doesn't cover the monumentally stupid.

Syklops I'm not feeling the love for our lovely tourists from across the water

signostic

boat burglary?

Dan Jaman

AK333 wrote: »

I had to dash out and missed the last 10 mins. Did anyone mention travel insurance to her?

Joe asked - Sue said it didn't.

AK333

Joe, my house was robbed when I was in Australia in 1994 - any chance of a free weekend/meal/GAA ticket

DuckHook

She only works port-time..

JonathanAnon

"Thanks for being upbeat,
and thanks for calling,
and thanks for getting robbed"

Joe can never do anything with a bit of humility.. He's either fawning all over the callers, or firing off loaded questions cos he doesnt like them... He's the Basil Fawlty of RTE... There, that's it... Joe Fawlty, or Basil Duffy..

ThisRegard

Joe is conveniently unaware of the caller who followed Bens advice which ended badly.

syklops

JonathanAnon wrote: »

"Thanks for being upbeat,
and thanks for calling,
and thanks for getting robbed"

Joe can never do anything with a bit of humility.. He's either fawning all over the callers, or firing off loaded questions cos he doesnt like them... He's the Basil Fawlty of RTE... There, that's it... Joe Fawlty, or Basil Duffy..

More like Manuel.

What happened to the boat?

Did she say she checked Google earth to look for the boat?

Dan Jaman

DuckHook wrote: »

She only works port-time..

That's the quay to it.

JonathanAnon

If it was a fire engine, Joe would be all over it.

syklops

JonathanAnon wrote: »

If it was a fire engine, Joe would be all over it.

Why does she keep referring to it as an engine?

Daz_

Joe, you seem relieved that you've now too broke to emigrate to Canada..

Perceptive as ever joe

DuckHook

Are we honestly meant to feel sorry for this lady because her boat engine got robbed...

AK333

Well, did she not have boat insurance?

* disclaimer, I don't work for the insurance industry *

signostic

syklops wrote: »

More like Manuel.

What happened to the boat?

Did she say she checked Google earth to look for the boat?

stolen...she looked on google earth but the area has tree cover

SEPT 23 1989

It was the mother in the promo

Dan Jaman

syklops wrote: »

Why does she keep referring to it as an engine?

Outboard?

ThisRegard

All the ducks were in a row. Apart from the most important one Joe, an approved mortgage.