What's your favourite "I like my ___ like I like my ___" phrase?

efb

I like my men like I like their cocks, big, strong and hairy

titan18

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

I like my men like i like turtles, helpless when they are on their backs.

I like my women like I like my turtles, teenaged, mutated, and skills in the way of the ninja.

And to bring this thread to a dark place, I like my women like I my microwave, cold on the outside, warm on the inside and she'll kill any baby I put inside her.

Apologies

Clandestine

I like my coffee like I like my women

I don't like coffee

I like my women like I like my women, tautological.

efb

titan18 wrote: »

I like my women like I like my turtles, teenaged, mutated, and skills in the way of the ninja.

And to bring this thread to a dark place, I like my women like I my microwave, cold on the outside, warm on the inside and she'll kill any baby I put inside her.

Apologies

Why do you put babies into women?

It's just sperm dude

titan18

efb wrote: »

Why do you put babies into women?

It's just sperm dude

Someone once said something about things that go out, can go back in. Logical step was to give it a shot :eek:

efb

titan18 wrote: »

Someone once said something about things that go out, can go back in. Logical step was to give it a shot :eek:

So you basically suffocate babies in women's uteruses- that's hardly the women's fault

titan18

efb wrote: »

So you basically suffocate babies in women's uteruses- that's hardly the women's fault

Well, this conversation is too weird for me, so going to drop out of it cos I can only see bad things happening

efb

titan18 wrote: »

Well, this conversation is too weird for me, so going to drop out of it cos I can only see bad things happening

If it stops you suffocating babies, we're all happy

FoxT

Deleted User wrote: »

I like my women like I like my women, tautological.

I like my women like I like my women - tight, and logical

toastedpickles

I like my women like I like my drugs. Cheap and in the morning I can't remember how many I've done :cool:

Derpington95

I like my women like I like my microwave. Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her.

SJPK

I like my women like i like my chicken..... with a lil bit fat on d'end
#rodneycarrington - youtube

Toby Take a Bow

Has nobody said I like my women like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer? Really? Most disturbing tshirt I ever did read.

Ihatecuddles-old

I like my women like I like my sentences, without periods

Vito Corleone

I like the comments on boards to be original and not all copied straight from a similar Reddit thread. :pac:

sparrowcar

Vito Corleone wrote: »

I like the comments on boards to be original and not all copied straight from a similar Reddit thread. :pac:

Way to kill a thread..

/thread monster

MadsL

I like my women like I like my martinis: dirty

Peregrine

I like my women like I like my lamps, willing to turn on whenever I want them to

Johner

I like my women how I like my glasses, sitting on my face.

callaway92

I like my women like I like my lawyers.

Classy, with the right amount of dirty.

delta36

To steal, and then paraphrase from the IT Crowd:

I like my women like I like my toast, hot and consumable with butter.

sunflower27

I like my men like I like my rugby balls, thick-skinned and dense.

I like my men like I like my Van Gogh paintings: oily, well hung and purchased from a dealer.

Sulla Felix

I like my women like I like my coffee: white, weak and with a spoon sticking out of them.

gerTheGreat

I like my women, like I like deserts: Barren

Clandestine

I like my women like I like my electric fans.

Blows when you turn them on.

I like my men like I like my cars: Fast, foreign, and built to last.

BrokenArrows

I like my women like I like my popcorn. Hot and covered in butter!