What's your favourite "I like my ___ like I like my ___" phrase?

Links234

I like my coffee like I like my women... COVERED IN BEES! :pac:

Crooked Jack

I like my women like i like my whiskey. 12 years old and kept in a wooden barrel

ZzubZzub

I like my men like I like my tea... Weak and milky

I like my coffee like I like my men, strong dark, and give me palpitations

:P

Crooked Jack

I like my criminals like i like my golf. KERRR-AZZAYYY

Catari Jaguar

I like my women like I like my noodles. Hot, cheap, and Japanese.

Catari Jaguar

Crooked Jack wrote: »

I like my women like i like my whiskey. 12 years old and kept in a wooden barrel

and mixed with coke :P

apollo8

Crooked Jack wrote: »

I like my women like i like my whiskey. 12 years old and kept in a wooden barrel

You really like 12 year old girls?:eek:

I like my women like I like the night, gone before I wake up.

Crooked Jack

apollo8 wrote: »

You really like 12 year old girls?:eek:

And in a barrel. dont take it out of context otherwise i come across as a weirdo

goose2005

i like my stupid threads like i like my dates. locked.

castletownman

I like my women like I like my golf scores…in the 80's with a slight handicap.

Ciderswigger

I like my violence like I like my beer. Domestic.

rolliepoley

I like you face like i like my face kicking.

El Guapo!

I like my women like I like my golf scores.
In the 80's with a slight handicap.

Frosty McSnowballs

I like my women like I like my masks........on my face!

Frosty McSnowballs

castletownman wrote: »

I like my women like I like my golf scores…in the 80's with a slight handicap.

El Guapo! wrote: »

I like my women like I like my golf scores.
In the 80's with a slight handicap.

Maybe you guys need some Siamese lovin'.

lkionm

I like my women like I like my tea, white and weak

El Guapo!

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Maybe you guys need some Siamese lovin'.

How did I not see that was already posted??

Ok how bout this one...


I like my women like I like my cocaine.
Wrapped in plastic and smuggled across Central America.

Frosty McSnowballs

I like my midgets like I like my KitKats...........chunky!

TheBody

I like my golf like I like my women. I don't mind if they're wet but by God if they are windy...!!!

Smeggy

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals fa-laaaming...

Wait that doesn't work here

Kxiii

I like my women like I like my peas. In bags at the end of my freezer.

Frosty McSnowballs

I like my women like I like my gloves..........with my fingers in 'em.

(ok, thats all from me in this thread)

sparrowcar

I like my women like I like my beer.. Blonde with a little head.

akura

I like my women like I like my TV... thin, highly defined, turned on and flat against my bedroom wall.

sparrowcar

I like my women like I like the Irish Government... Always fcuking me!

spankysue

I like my men like I like my shoes, different colours and coming in pairs.

Smeggy

I like my men like I like my coffee............ Black


:eek:

herisson

I like my men like i like turtles, helpless when they are on their backs.

stefan idiot jones

I like my TDs like I like my unwanted kittens. ...tied up in a sack and fu@ked into a river