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    #62
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Schwiiing wrote: »
    wtf is that?

    You don't really want to know man.


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    #63
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Tell him to go suck a lemon.

    Would he break down and cry if you ever mentioned you want a dildo?


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    #64
    Schwiiing
    Registered Users Posts: 2,650 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    You don't really want to know man.

    this has only served to pique my interest. i'm not googling it coz this aint my computer


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    #65
    caustic 1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    ahhh go on google it lol


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    #66
    Shauna.xxx
    Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Get it out and split it you say?!



    Pun not intended haha :p


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    #67
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,969 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Schwiiing wrote: »
    this has only served to pique my interest. i'm not googling it coz this aint my computer

    If it aint your computer, then why you afraid of googling it?


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    #68
    Schwiiing
    Registered Users Posts: 2,650 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    caustic 1 wrote: »
    ahhh go on google it lol



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    #69
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    syklops wrote: »
    You sound like a really nice girl. Maybe try swapping favours. You suck him if he eats you too?

    Dont knock toys, they are cheap and can be fun. Be more open with him.

    And dont ever feel put down. You are who you are. If he doesnt like that he gets no access to your Va-jay-jay.

    Returning favours and withholding "access"?

    Fcuk that for a game of tennis.


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    #70
    caustic 1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    ppfft coward


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    #71
    Shauna.xxx
    Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    syklops wrote: »
    You sound like a really nice girl. Maybe try swapping favours. You suck him if he eats you too?

    Dont knock toys, they are cheap and can be fun. Be more open with him.

    And dont ever feel put down. You are who you are. If he doesnt like that he gets no access to your Va-jay-jay.

    Thanks very much....like he's my first, so I am curious about toys ect he knows how i feel, and we have been together 3 years so I want to keep it interesting by doing other things, just want him to be on the same boat!....


    Vay-jay-jay...finally someone else who uses that word!


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    #72
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    Shauna.xxx wrote: »
    Yeah we'll I thought that would be sexy....yeno like getting ideas from it that we could try and act out, but apparently not to him? ....so now, I am feeling a little insecure after he got offended and said it was gross. :/ (not exactly what he said but said it wasn't a nice thing anyway)


    who is yeno? is he from Japan?


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    #73
    Shauna.xxx
    Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Tell him to go suck a lemon.

    Would he break down and cry if you ever mentioned you want a dildo?

    Haha no...he would feel offended because, we'll its not him..If you get me.


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    #74
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Schwiiing wrote: »
    this has only served to pique my interest. i'm not googling it coz this aint my computer

    Ok here goes...maybe you shouldnt read it. Careful
    Imagine a guy pumping another guy from behind, exploding his love juice inside the guys gaping, raw ass. Then gently placing his lips around said guys asshole and enthusiastically sucking his own love juice out of guys said asshole.


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    #75
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,969 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Returning favours and withholding "access"?

    Fcuk that for a game of tennis.

    Dude sounds like a muppet already. Treat him like one.

    The poster sounds really nice and deserves better in my opinion.

    Have you a constructive suggestion?


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    #76
    Shauna.xxx
    Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »
    who is yeno? is he from Japan?

    Haha sorry I mean you know....shorting words :p


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    #77
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    syklops wrote: »
    You sound like a really nice girl. Maybe try swapping favours. You suck him if he eats you too?

    Dont knock toys, they are cheap and can be fun. Be more open with him.

    And dont ever feel put down. You are who you are. If he doesnt like that he gets no access to your Va-jay-jay.



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    #78
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Ok here goes...maybe you shouldnt read it. Careful
    Imagine a guy pumping another guy from behind, exploding his love juice inside the guys gaping, raw ass. Then gently placing his lips around said guys asshole and enthusiastically sucking his own love juice out of guys said asshole.
    Do you write for Mills and Boon?


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    #79
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Step 1: Post as a horny sex-starved girl with a boring unadventurous bf/husband.
    Step 2: Await influx of PMs
    Step 3: ????
    Step 4: PROFIT


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    #80
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    syklops wrote: »
    Dude sounds like a muppet already. Treat him like one.

    The poster sounds really nice and deserves better in my opinion.

    Have you a constructive suggestion?

    If your relationship is at the point that you have to use sex as a weapon or a bargaining tool, then it's time to GTFO imo.


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    #81
    Shauna.xxx
    Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    Appreciate all the advice people, and the not so useful be make me laugh post too :D you humor is greatly appreciated :D


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    #82
    Schwiiing
    Registered Users Posts: 2,650 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Ok here goes...maybe you shouldnt read it. Careful
    Imagine a guy pumping another guy from behind, exploding his love juice inside the guys gaping, raw ass. Then gently placing his lips around said guys asshole and enthusiastically sucking his own love juice out of guys said asshole.
    [/QUOTE

    oh dear :eek::confused::(


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    #83
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Do you write for Mills and Boon?

    Nah, I used to write for Womans Way back in the day. Now mostly www.irishcatholic.ie


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    #84
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,969 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Shauna.xxx wrote: »
    Thanks very much....like he's my first, so I am curious about toys ect he knows how i feel, and we have been together 3 years so I want to keep it interesting by doing other things, just want him to be on the same boat!....


    Vay-jay-jay...finally someone else who uses that word!

    Get a toy, play with it yourself on your own time. Broach the subject with him and see if he is open to it, and then bring it into the bedroom. If hes not keen on the idea, keep playing with it yourself or throw it in the bin. I doubt you will throw it out.

    ;)
    Shauna.xxx wrote: »
    Vay-jay-jay...finally someone else who uses that word!

    Greys fan?


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    #85
    Shauna.xxx
    Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    syklops wrote: »
    Get a toy, play with it yourself on your own time. Broach the subject with him and see if he is open to it, and then bring it into the bedroom. If hes not keen on the idea, keep playing with it yourself or throw it in the bin. I doubt you will throw it out.

    ;)



    Greys fan?



    Haha I will end up getting some sentimental feelings for the toy haha. I am a girl after all!...you advice is greatly appreciated :D...

    And yes, it's like reading a porn... :D you a greys fan to?


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    #86
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,969 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Deleted User wrote: »
    If your relationship is at the point that you have to use sex as a weapon or a bargaining tool, then it's time to GTFO imo.

    Then instead of criticising me, why don't you tell the OP that you think she needs to leave him? Or maybe give some positive feedback?


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    #87
    Shauna.xxx
    Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭Shauna.xxx


    syklops wrote: »
    Then instead of criticising me, why don't you tell the OP that you think she needs to leave him? Or maybe give some positive feedback?

    In dont feel like leaving him is the right option over sex, it's still good, I just don't want It to become boring, I'm not sure what guys like cause I've only ever been with him, so maybe I should just speak with him first, what I would like, what he would like, and see if we can compromise ?


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    #88
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    syklops wrote: »
    Then instead of criticising me, why don't you tell the OP that you think she needs to leave him? Or maybe give some positive feedback?

    Why would I tell her she needs to leave him? She hasn't said she uses sex as a bargaining tool. Giving anyone advice to do that is madness. Noone should ever do it.

    The only "games" people should play in relationships are the ones that are fun for both - and preferably involve rope :D

    I think he's mad not to watch porn, and I think he's naive to think women don't watch it.


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    #89
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    It's funny when you see "Female Friendly Porn" as a category on these sites. It makes me wonder what exactly that is and how it differs from porn in general. More flowers, perhaps?


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    #90
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Shauna.xxx wrote: »
    In dont feel like leaving him is the right option over sex, it's still good, I just don't want It to become boring, I'm not sure what guys like cause I've only ever been with him, so maybe I should just speak with him first, what I would like, what he would like, and see if we can compromise ?

    Absolutely, maybe he's shy about it, communication is key and it makes for awesome sex ;)


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    #91
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    It's funny when you see "Female Friendly Porn" as a category on these sites. It makes me wonder what exactly that is and how it differs from porn in general. More flowers, perhaps?

    Better lighting for starters.


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