Things that just don't make sense

ColeTrain

We live in a crazy place where sense can go out the window.


Santa Claus: Parents work hard all year round to save cash for presents at Christmas time. Instead of getting any credit from their kids for this, they pretend that some hairy, obese man came down the ****ing chimney and delivered the presents. If you step back and think of it, it doesn't make much sense. The kids might love Santa but they'd probably love their parents a little bit more if they found out the truth.

Bingo: A favourite with the older gals on After Hours I'm sure. People gather around to listen to numbers being called out. There is no skill involved and the amazing thing is some people actually think this is entertaining. Sorry it's not, it's mental.

Anyone got anymore?

Son0vagun

You're wrong if you think there's no skill involved in playing bingo!

Prodigious

Spoilers alert! Jesus man...

Festy

Santa is real :mad:

BattleCorp

ColeTrain wrote: »

We live in a crazy place where sense can go out the window.


Santa Claus: Parents work hard all year round to save cash for presents at Christmas time. Instead of getting any credit from their kids for this, they pretend that some hairy, obese man came down the ****ing chimney and delivered the presents. If you step back and think of it, it doesn't make much sense. The kids might love Santa but they'd probably love their parents a little bit more if they found out the truth.

Bingo: A favourite with the older gals on After Hours I'm sure. People gather around to listen to numbers being called out. There is no skill involved and the amazing thing is some people actually think this is entertaining. Sorry it's not, it's mental.

Anyone got anymore?

Bingo is a social event for the auld wans. Just another way for them to punch in the time. That said, there's a few bob to be made out of bingo. Some of them auld wans get very competitive when the few bob is involved.

FreshKnickers

Me after a few beers.

Dizzicizzi

... I play bingo... I am only 26

shruikan2553

Women.

Why anyone gives a hairy flying **** about kim Kardashian and my tablet autocorrects Kardashian after typing kar which makes me sad

Gongoozler

Fashion: a bunch of people define what the developed world is meant to rush out and spend all their money on every couple of months.

jaffacakesyum

Going to the films! A load of men sitting around looking at films!

jobeenfitz

Pets.

calfmuscle

Smoking!

Where is the logic? At least drinking is fun. Smoking is just rotten!

Homeopathy!! Here this very special water will cure you with its great memory! Ffs.

Festy

calfmuscle wrote: »

Smoking!

Where is the logic? At least drinking is fun. Smoking is just rotten!

Homeopathy!! Here this very special water will cure you with its great memory! Ffs.

Smoking weed >>>> Drinking

ColeTrain

Dizzicizzi wrote: »

... I play bingo... I am only 26

For shame. Take up drugs or something.

jobeenfitz

working on Mondays.

looking_around

jobeenfitz wrote: »

Pets.

pets are lovely company..and I often prefer pets to people any day!...
Apart from that..some of them make sense. A dog to guard a house, ferrets for hunting, cat to keep the mice away etc etc.

__

Fizzy drinks and ice-cream

Rasheed

Why the hair on my legs will not get the message and fcuk off. I'm sick of waxing ye.

vitani

Dizzicizzi wrote: »

... I play bingo... I am only 26

I used to but none of my friends will play bingo with me anymore. I get a little too into it.

pebbles21

Hair on my head gets thinner..the hair in my ears gets thicker ...:-(

looking_around

Rasheed wrote: »

Why the hair on my legs will not get the message and fcuk off. I'm sick of waxing ye.

laser is the way to go :P

Mind, you'd think after years of pulling them off , the legs would eventually go bald. :mad:

ColeTrain

Rasheed wrote: »

Why the hair on my legs will not get the message and fcuk off. I'm sick of waxing ye.

Ah but that does make sense as you've obviously got hairy legs

NuckingFacker

Fiber optics, telephones and TV. Soo, pictures and words come in over the air or down a wire and then... makes no sense to me anyway. Are ye sure there aren't pixies in there??? I may be a bit thick.

shrewdness

Winning Streak.

I never understood the appeal, it's not like other game shows where the public win money but have to answer questions or something. No, here all you do is pick numbers, spin a wheel and get tens of thousands of euro. Fantastic for the people involved of course but I couldn't sit through a show myself, I don't see the entertainment. Aul wans in particular seem to go mad for it, each to their own I suppose.

TheUsual

Why is gravity ?

ColeTrain

shrewdness wrote: »

Winning Streak.

I never understood the appeal, it's not like other game shows where the public win money but have to answer questions or something. No, here all you do is pick numbers, spin a wheel and get tens of thousands of euro. Fantastic for the people involved but I couldn't sit through a show myself, I don't see the entertainment. Aul wans in particular seem to go mad for it, each to their own I suppose.

Winning Streak and Bingo are definitely first cousins. I think everyone knows what I'm referring to. It's just that vibe you get off it, like an old biscuit tin that doesn't have any biscuits in it but loads of sewing equipment.

Gummy Panda

Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

JD DABA

Gonna get railed for this ...but

Some, certain, and not all by any means .... individual persons of a strong inclination possibly towards certain, not all, types of atheism (possibly).

I mean the ones who go round smiling that life is ultimately meaningless and we're soulless tricks of biology, hurray. Theres no happy ending ...wayhey.
Its all futile and pointless - hey isnt that great.

Philosophical differences aside ...Ok maybe you're right ... fair enough...but why are you fcking smiling about it. Great news everyone - we live in a meaningless void with no hope of redemption

ColeTrain

JD DABA wrote: »

Gonna get railed for this ...but

Some, certain, and not all by any means .... individual persons of a strong inclination possibly towards certain, not all, types of atheism (possibly).

I mean the ones who go round smiling that life is ultimately meaningless and we're soulless tricks of biology, hurray. Theres no happy ending ...wayhey.
Its all futile and pointless - hey isnt that great.

Philosophical differences aside ...Ok maybe you're right ... fair enough...but why are you fcking smiling about it. Great news everyone - we live in a meaningless void.

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JD DABA

ColeTrain wrote: »

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and so it begins.

SimonLynch

I'm probably not making sense but ...Ryan McNight. I blame David Byrne.

Rasheed

ColeTrain wrote: »

Ah but that does make sense as you've obviously got hairy legs

Not after my beautician today! Smooth as a baby arse.

The Backwards Man

Fit young men (and women) cutting a lawn the size of a postage stamp. . . with a ride-on mower. :mad:

dee_mc

Things that just don't make sense...
Cat food/dog food adverts at human dinner time. Bleurgh.

Marsden

Why the fook did they only make 5 episodes of The Fall. I couldn't understand why my Sky box didn't record it this week. I thought there must be some type of disastrous mistake, but it turns out episode 5 was the finale.

Omeceron

People on Deal or no deal. You don't know what is in the box, you can't sense if it is red or blue.

You don't deserve a cheer if it is blue.

It is not your fault if it is red.

looking_around

Omeceron wrote: »

People on Deal or no deal. You don't know what is in the box, you can't sense if it is red or blue.

You don't deserve a cheer if it is blue.

It is not your fault if it is red.

lol, and they all have a method or plan! :pac:
__

People who build houses with loads of rooms, just to leave most of them closed/unused o0

Gongoozler

The fly that got in through my window that I opened about an inch, actually seems to have managed to leave again through said window inch.

wp_rathead

Football
A load of men kicking a bit of leather ’round a field.  The things people think are ‘great fun’

corktina

people DRIVING to the Gym

Legs.Eleven

The letter W. It's two Vs NOT two Us.

Higher_Primate

Living.
Our ancestors HAD to survive, they HAD to get up and hunt to get their food, they had no other option.
In 2013 we have stores we can go to to get all the food and comfortable living supplies we could ever need and not only that we have designed entertainment devices to use up time when we are doing nothing so essentially distracting us from our own mortality.
Now since the survival aspect of life is taken away, we use it productively so that we may advance in all aspects of our life and make life more and more comfortable.
But why the need for so much comfort? Is it so we can take our mind off not having a true purpose, maybe that was why man made Religion so he can delude himself into thinking that we are special and not just another animal on this planet.

Seedy Arling

Chewbaca defense.

corktina

wprathead wrote: »

Football
A load of men kicking a bit of leather ’round a field.  The things people think are ‘great fun’

even odder, people watching them

Hedgemeister

corktina wrote: »

even odder, people watching them

or worse still, people paying money to watch.:D

Capt'n Midnight

TheUsual wrote: »

Why is gravity ?

because everything sucks

Capt'n Midnight

Seedy Arling wrote: »

Chewbaca defense.

I did not kill my lovely wife
I did not slash her with a knife
I did not bonk her on the head
I did not know that she was dead.

I stayed at home that fateful night
I took a cab then took a flight
The bag I had was just for me
My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.

When I came home I had a gash
My hand was cut from broken glass
I cut my hand on broken glass
A broken glass did cause that gash.

I have nothing, nothing to hide
My friend, he took me for a ride.

Did you take this person's life?
Did you do it with a knife?
I did not do it with a knife
I did not, could not kill my wife
I did not do this awful crime
I could not, would not anytime.

Did you hit her from above?
Did you drop this bloody glove?

I did not hit her from above
I cannot even wear that glove

I did not do it with a knife
I did not, could not kill my wife
I did not do this awful crime
I could not, would not anytime.

And now I'm free, I can return
To my house for which I yearn
And to my family whom I love
Hey now I'm free -- give back my glove!

kraggy

Never imagined so much could be summed up by the title of an Iron Maiden album.

Its da numba uv da beeeast babe x

SV

corktina wrote: »

people DRIVING to the Gym

you try and do leg day in the gym and walk/cycle home.
it cannot be done.

larchielads

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

The letter W. It's two Vs NOT two Us.

it makes sense when you say W in french, doopla vey(sp) as in double v

http://www.wikihow.com/Pronounce-the-Letters-of-the-French-Alphabet

i get that we dont speak french

Tweej

Everything in this thread:
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cofy

When you are exhausted and not able to sleep.