Pulling a whitey

pappyodaniel

Have you ever pulled a whitey/whitener from smoking weed? I've bore witness to a few lads who were full of bravado before having a toke and then 5 mins later they were as quiet as a mouse, pale and contemplating either

A) Going to the toilet to puke
or
Going to the toilet to sh!te

Specialun

Me no speaky your language

bacon n eggs

Omg pappyodaniel from oh brother where art thou????

KingOfFairview

Yes. The times it happened me I began sweating profusely, like a frightening amount of sweat, was very nauseous and panicked. So I don't really do it anymore

NegativeCreep

We call it going green where I live. It happened me once. It's hilarious looking back in it but at the time I thought for sure that I was going to die :L

Sunnyisland

Nope don't smoke.....anything.

kingcobra

You're giving material for the anti-weed crowd to work with here!

Teyla Emmagan

Once, I thought I was going to die. My stomach, my head, my heart, my bowels. The PAIN!! I just wanted to lie down on the road and die.

Haven't touched as much as an asprin since, it was horrific. Good lesson.

Teyla Emmagan

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Once, I thought I was going to die. My stomach, my head, my heart, my bowels. The PAIN!! I just wanted to lie down on the road and die.

Haven't touched as much as an asprin since, it was horrific. Good lesson.

Yeah, weed sounds great.

Must try it sometime.

Nodin

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Have you ever pulled a whitey/whitener from smoking weed? I've bore witness to a few lads who were full of bravado before having a toke and then 5 mins later they were as quiet as a mouse, pale and contemplating either

A) Going to the toilet to puke
or
Going to the toilet to sh!te

...never. Not that I was too regular a recipient of natures bounty. Hash didn't do much for me. Now weed in its weedy form, for some reason...

A0

Smoking is bad for you.

pappyodaniel

Some old crusty I met at a festival explained to me what's happening you when you get a 'whitey'. After smoking it you're brain may think you have ingested a form of poison and it sends signals to the body to emit the poison by sweating it out, puking or crapping.

wendell borton

I'm currently in the process of consolidating my power in the Boston underworld while being a rat for the feds, does that count as pulling a whitey?

Timmyctc

Candie wrote: »

Yeah, weed sounds great.

Must try it sometime.

And that literally never happens during an intense hangover?

Ihatecuddles-old

I pulled a greener in a pub toilet once, think I was in there for about 2 hours. Just sitting on the toilet with my pants around my ankles. My boyfriend at the time had to climb over the door to get me, as soon as he got in ....I farted.

Then we went into town and I fell asleep standing up at the luas stop. Ah those were the days.

orestes

I don't smoke weed but I've seen people crash while smoking it more times than I can remember. Glass of water with a few big spoons of sugar in it and you're fine in 5 minutes.

Nodin

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I pulled a greener in a pub toilet once, think I was in there for about 2 hours. Just sitting on the toilet with my pants around my ankles. My boyfriend at the time had to climb over the door to get me, as soon as he got in ....I farted.

Then we went into town and I fell asleep standing up at the luas stop. Ah those were the days.

...there's no glamour in romance like that anymore.....

moc moc a moc

First time I went to Amsterdam I got so mongoed I couldn't see properly. When I moved my head my vision was like a series of snapshots rather than a smooth pan.

flutterflye

Yes. I've gone deathly pale, gone literally green - kinda olive colour, puked, had vaso-vagel episodes, and gone completely paranoid and been 100% convinced my friends were saying/doing horrible things.
Don't think it suits me so well!

ITS_A_BADGER

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I pulled a greener in a pub toilet once, think I was in there for about 2 hours. Just sitting on the toilet with my pants around my ankles. My boyfriend at the time had to climb over the door to get me, as soon as he got in ....I farted.

Then we went into town and I fell asleep standing up at the luas stop. Ah those were the days.

Nodin wrote: »

...there's no glamour in romance like that anymore.....

Nodin

.....big piss up in someones gaff. I kept thinking somebody had paused "hell raiser" or put it on slo mo until I realised I was out of me gourd.....

Timmyctc

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I pulled a greener in a pub toilet once, think I was in there for about 2 hours. Just sitting on the toilet with my pants around my ankles. My boyfriend at the time had to climb over the door to get me, as soon as he got in ....I farted.

Then we went into town and I fell asleep standing up at the luas stop. Ah those were the days.

This is the best story ever

Andy-Pandy

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I pulled a greener in a pub toilet once, think I was in there for about 2 hours. Just sitting on the toilet with my pants around my ankles. My boyfriend at the time had to climb over the door to get me, as soon as he got in ....I farted.

Then we went into town and I fell asleep standing up at the luas stop. Ah those were the days.

You sound like a catch.

First time I smoked weed i sat in Herbert Park and puked all over myself. Same thing thing happened the third, fourth and fifth time. I was a persistent little bugger.

Nodin

Andy-Pandy wrote: »

You sound like a catch.

First time I smoked weed i sat in Herbert Park and puked all over myself. Same thing thing happened the third, fourth and fifth time. I was a persistent little bugger.

By jaysus...thats conviction that is.

JJJJNR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgSQqYiO9zA

harry Bailey esq

my first trip to Amsterdam as a naive 16year old i got in a really bad state from spacecake,that was 15years ago learnt my lesson! has never happened from smoking.hazy strains can bring on the racing heart/sweats/paranoia for people used to smoking lesser stuff tho,but if you know what your smoking and what the effects are its fine

0ph0rce0

Bought weed off a randomer in the states down an alley some years back.

Ahh sure we'll roll a blunt.

2 pulls and i was looking like the Grinch, Collapsed and woke up in the bath with 2 cousins hosing me down with the shower.

(Nothing Sexual Happened Nor Was It Piss, Before You May Ask)

Turns out It was laced with some other shíte

Never smoked since.

jaffacakesyum

Jaysus I must be smoking some weak shít to never feel even remotely ill on weed.

seenitall

An ex used to pull a whitey on a regular basis, smoking hash and drinking ferociously at the same time. It got to be a running joke in our company, "when do you think X will go white tonight? I give it no more than 20 minutes now."

Man had the constitution of an ox.

kylith

orestes wrote: »

I don't smoke weed but I've seen people crash while smoking it more times than I can remember. Glass of water with a few big spoons of sugar in it and you're fine in 5 minutes.

Ice cream is just the job for curing it.

hardCopy

First time I smoked, no problem. Second, third and fourth times I was as green as a thing that is very green.

I don't smoke weed anymore.

krudler

bacon n eggs wrote: »

Omg pappyodaniel from oh brother where art thou????

he's doin' a little politickin'

seven_eleven

uuughhh go away.

Senna

Yeah a few times the "mighty whitey" has struck, first time was at a party in college, the first time smoking a joint for many people there, half way through it was like an albino reunion. I remember there was a tiny toilet under the stairs and it was caked in puke.

Smoked weed for the first time in over two years a few nights ago.. About half a joint caused me to lose all ability to be social followed by my first whitey getting sick and generally being fuked lying on a couch for about two hours. I used to be able to handle it fine but never again.. It really just doesn't suit me and it felt like my body was fighting it once I smoked it.

Give me anything but weed.

bobwilliams

Tiger Woods pulled loads of whitey's,but he didn't pull any brownies the racist cnut.

Potential-Monke

@Ads By Google: Were you drinking too? Half a joint is very little to pull a whitey on, unless it was some serious skunk!

Pulled a few of them in my day. One was when i went with my older brother and his mate to smoke a few in the car out the back of the house (couldn't smoke inside). Little did i know the two lads had planned to get my rightly fooked, and just kept coming with the j's. I eventually had to lie down on the back seat as i thought the car was going to randomly jump upside-down. The two lads were laughing at me and calling me a lightweight. And then the inevitable opening of the door and bawking my face off. When i settled back into lying on the back seat, the other 2 must have thought i was out for the count, cuz i heard them say that they weren't too healthy themselves.

The one that sticks out the most though was at my other brothers 30th. Had gone out the night before and started again the following day at about 2pm. At around 4, some lad came in with a 3 foot bong, so i had to have a go. Had about 6 hits in a short space of time. Half an hour later i barely made it to the end of the patio, and lid there with my head over the edge puking. I was there for a good 2 hours getting sick. Eventually managed to get up and went to bed. Missed the night out!

But that will happen if you do the dog on it. I learned my lesson after the birthday, and didn't ever pull a whitey again.

Napper Hawkins

I've gotten the odd whitey over the years, just like I've gotten sick/had a nasty hangover from boozing.

It's nothing to worry about. If there's anything that would make me quit completely it's the ridiculous cost of a bag and being forced to associate with degenerates in order to buy it.

Sirsok

in kilkenny its called pulling a "bouli" as in this dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XobTxX167x0

when someone bouli's we just laugh at him and keep repeating the words "bouli,bouli"

havent smoked in years but if i ever had one i always had a bowl of frosties and that sorted me right out

pragmatic1

My first few times and if I've been drinking heavily. It's horrible. I actually hate smoking weed now.

Tayla

It happened to me before when I was smoking with my mother in law of all people!!

I was around 17 and had smoked it a good few times, I didn't particularly like it but I had never been sick before, she had never smoked it but one of her sons used to give her a few joints which she would give to her friend who used it for pain relief....anyway I was at her house with my boyfriend one evening and she said will I light one up for the laugh so we said go on then, I ended up getting sick everywhere, she ended up laughing for hours because there were house alarms going off outside and she kept saying it was the guards coming to get her lol

I never smoked it again after that, I don't think she did either

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Some old crusty I met at a festival explained to me what's happening you when you get a 'whitey'. After smoking it you're brain may think you have ingested a form of poison and it sends signals to the body to emit the poison by sweating it out, puking or crapping.

... or you just log on to boards.ie and go for the prize of world's most perplexing slang term.

Potential-Monke

Potential-Monke wrote: »

@Ads By Google: Were you drinking too? Half a joint is very little to pull a whitey on, unless it was some serious skunk!

Yea was pretty drunk and having a great time at a birthday party.. Whoops.

Mr Keek

Horrible experience, one night back when I used to toke regularly, I knew I was about to whitey, so when I got up to go to the jacks, I made it as far as the hall, and fainted/passed out. Got back onto my feet again, and puked my ring up. Was at a house party, so felt like a pure light weight.

Another time, myself and my best mate whitied pretty much the same time; was the night before heading to Oxegen '05, we just collected our toke and we each had a botte of Buckie and a few J's. Just a head spinner and a puke, was grand after.

On nearly all occasions I was drunk too, gargle & blem don't mix. As mentioned earlier, a puke and sugar & water after tends to sort it out.

I remember some of the worst ones I used to get was when I had no blem, and you'd smoke that rubbish from the Head Shops to tide you over, a whitey with heart palpitations...., no thanks!

kylith

Smoking after you've been drinking is one way to guarantee a whitener. I learned that lesson long ago. Unfortunately it still sounds like a fantastic idea when I've been drinking...

crazygeryy

went out in Amsterdam and smoked it while sober.everything fine.later in the night after a good few pints i smoked another.i spent 3 hours lying on the hotel room floor, holding a crucifix staring at a crack in the wall ,praying for daylight to come and the effects to wear off.****ing nightmare.
never ever did it again.

Crooked Jack

It's happened me once or twice. The first time was at a party where somebody hollowed out this huge cuban-like cigar and just filled it with grass. One toke of that had me on my hole. But Im a bit of a lightweight when it comes to weed to be honest. I dont really like the feeling it gives you so i rarely use it.

biko

Yeah happened to me a couple times, and people I know too.
Scary as ****, I've stopped smoking that stuff since.

SuperGrover

A lot of people seem to try a spliff after a faceful of beer due to inhibitions being down and then pull a whitey as a result of the combination.

They always say they'll never smoke weed again, horrible stuff, etc.

It's never about the gargle, for some reason.

KingOfFairview

I never enjoyed huge doses in any case. For me small amounts were enjoyable, anything more and id just go asleep

kylith

SuperGrover wrote: »

A lot of people seem to try a spliff after a faceful of beer due to inhibitions being down and then pull a whitey as a result of the combination.

They always say they'll never smoke weed again, horrible stuff, etc.

It's never about the gargle, for some reason.

Agreed. In all my years of smoking I've had a whitey maybe twice when booze wasn't involved; and that was usually because I hadn't eaten and the dope coupled with low blood sugar wiped me out - cornetto from the freezer and I was grand. However if I've had more than 3 beers and then light a spliff I'm guaranteed to be vomiting within minutes. It seems to really bring out the effects of the booze and brings on the Whirling Spinneys.