How would you do a come dine with me night?

Mariasofia

What would you do if you were to host a come dine with me night? Using 6 different categories ( but feel free to add more if you like)
Starter: crispy duck salad
Main: beef Wellington garlic potatoes veg( my speciality)
Dessert pavlova
alcohol copious amounts of wine and beer
entertainment karaoke ( i would wow with my rendition of 4 non blondes what's goin on)
Dress code: school uniform

donvito99

I can't stand that show, or Harry Hill as a matter of fact.

The Backwards Man

Pot noodle
Electric Kettle
Fork
Table
Leather pants

Rayne Wooney

Meal: 3 in 1
Desert: Dutch Gold Fountain

Dress Code: Slutty

lkionm

Tell them to get lost because After Hours found a new safe.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Edible underwear and hula hoops sandwiches

Mariasofia

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Meal: 3 in 1
Desert: Dutch Gold Fountain

Dress Code: Slutty

You forgot entertainment.......oh wait my bad just saw dress code

sea_monkey

cup of soup
spuds and breaded chicken, tin of beans
choc ice.

then 4 free meals all week.

cant lose

Janedoe10

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Meal: 3 in 1
Desert: Dutch Gold Fountain

Dress Code: Slutty

Rayne wooney has the 1000 bucks in the bag . It would get a laugh

Timmyctc

I'd give everyone a 0 so my chances of winning would increase.

The Backwards Man

I never realised there were so many culinary geniuses in AH.

frozenfrozen

a fresh serving of cunnilingus for starters

lkionm

Suppose will we wait for the safe to be opened might as well have a boards dinner. I have it sorted.

Mariasofia

Timmyctc wrote: »

I'd give everyone a 0 so my chances of winning would increase.

Id give everyone 1 so my chances of winning would increase ;)

Cavehill Red

frozenfrozen wrote: »

a fresh serving of cunnilingus for starters

Would you be offering your own flange up?

Ann22

donvito99 wrote: »

I can't stand that show, or Harry Hill as a matter of fact.

That's not Harry Hill:D...My mam in law can't watch it 'cos she hates the voiceover man. I think he's funny. Great show that.

MariaSofia...love your menu (and your username actually)..my mouth's watering:o.

Arnold Layne

As long it was 3 women:

Theme: Shaven Havens

Starter: Cunnilingus :P

Main: Anulingus :P

Dessert: Chef's Own Sauce

30/30

Catphish

Mariasofia wrote: »

What would you do if you were to host a come dine with me night? Using 6 different categories ( but feel free to add more if you like)
Starter: crispy duck salad
Main: beef Wellington garlic potatoes veg( my speciality)
Dessert pavlova
alcohol copious amounts of wine and beer
entertainment karaoke ( i would wow with my rendition of 4 non blondes what's goin on)
Dress code: school uniform

Starter: Brie and cranberry

Main: Slow cooker chicken tagine

Dessert: Mini strawberry mousse cups

Drinks: Non-alco variety, red, white, rose wine, sparkling for greeting

Entertainment: Strip poker

Dress code: If you haven't come as forty coats you're fucked.

Ilik Urgee

I'd lock my dog Spot in the wardrobe for a week before the event.

Son0vagun

lkionm wrote: »

Suppose will we wait for the safe to be opened might as well have a boards dinner.]

What there's another safe?

cassid

I would go, just to get a night off from cooking for the kids, I don't care if you are male or female

Schnitzel Muncher

donvito99 wrote: »

I can't stand that show, or Harry Hill as a matter of fact.

What about Benny Hill or Hill Street Blues? Or indeed Grange Hill? Or One Tree Hill?

Mariasofia

Ilik Urgee wrote: »

I'd lock my dog Spot in the wardrobe for a week before the event.

Elaborate ??

lkionm

Son0vagun wrote: »

What there's another safe?

Sorry man http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056945590

Ilik Urgee

Mariasofia wrote: »

Elaborate ??

What's that bit where they go sniffing through the host's underwear and stuff?

Mariasofia

Oh right gotcha....... Wait you want your dog to do it for you !!!!!?


Reeks of missed opportunity though pardon the pun!

Witchie

Starter: deep fried pitta bread with homemade hummus, falafel and stuffed vine leaves.

Main: An Indian buffet including my specialities of Tandoori Chicken and Saag Aloo. A veg curry, Bombay potatoes, my own version of pilau rice and nan bread.

Dessert: Chocolate banana bread and butter pudding. A recipe my son and I made up when he was about 12. Its nom.

Entertainment: Kids party games like pin the tail on the donkey, piñata, musical chairs.

Coctails and wine or beer.

Catphish

Witchie wrote: »

Starter: deep fried pitta bread with homemade hummus, falafel and stuffed vine leaves.

Main: An Indian buffet including my specialities of Tandoori Chicken and Saag Aloo. A veg curry, Bombay potatoes, my own version of pilau rice and nan bread.

Dessert: Chocolate banana bread and butter pudding. A recipe my son and I made up when he was about 12. Its nom.

Entertainment: Kids party games like pin the tail on the donkey, piñata, musical chairs.

Coctails and wine or beer.

All sounds lovely witchie, but it could all be a bit heavy. Deep fried pitta bread, rice in the main, and chocolate and banana bread and butter pudding. I'd burst! Turn the kids party into a disco to work that all off :pac:

hattoncracker

Starter: homemade chicken ham and basil vol au vents.

Main: filet mignon with a mushroom and herb sauce, homemade roasted potatoes, and roasted vegetable.

Dessert: a selection of desserts including white chocolate cheesecake, individual Pavlova and a homemade raspberry sorbet!

Come as your favourite musician with a game of kings for entertainment, homemade cocktails, and ALL the wine and beer!

I love cooking.

efb

Starter: goats cheese and caramelised onions bruschetta

Main: Duck with Cognac sauce

Desert: Cream of Somyungi

Entertainment: naked firemen

Mariasofia

hattoncracker wrote: »

Starter: homemade chicken ham and basil vol au vents.

Main: filet mignon with a mushroom and herb sauce, homemade roasted potatoes, and roasted vegetable.

Dessert: a selection of desserts including white chocolate cheesecake, individual Pavlova and a homemade raspberry sorbet!

Come as your favourite musician with a game of kings for entertainment, homemade cocktails, and ALL the wine and beer!

I love cooking.

No 2

Mariasofia

efb wrote: »

Starter: goats cheese and caramelised onions bruschetta

Main: Duck with Cognac sauce

Desert: Cream of Somyungi

Entertainment: naked firemen

No 3 just for the firemen f**k the menu

Welcome Drink: Champagne cocktail

Appetiser: finely chopped onion, cherry tomatoes, cucumber and coriander with mini poppadoms

Starter: ricotta layered pancakes with a tomatoe sauce

Main: Baked seabass, new potatoes, french beans and a light lemon sauce.

Dessert: Creme Brulee

Wines, beers, milk (for the real men at dinnertime).

Dress Code: As you are

Entertainment: spoons

Witchie

You are all forgetting about a veggie like me who doesn't eat mushrooms or carrots (and no I don't eat fish or chicken :rolleyes:)

lkionm

Witchie wrote: »

You are all forgetting about a veggie like me who doesn't eat mushrooms or carrots (and no I don't eat fish or chicken :rolleyes:)

No, no one forgot. Your hemp coat is at the door.

Mariasofia

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Welcome Drink: Champagne cocktail

Appetiser: finely chopped onion, cherry tomatoes, cucumber and coriander with mini poppadoms

Starter: ricotta layered pancakes with a tomatoe sauce

Main: Baked seabass, new potatoes, french beans and a light lemon sauce.

Dessert: Creme Brulee

Wines, beers, milk (for the real men at dinnertime).

Dress Code: As you are

Entertainment: spoons

Come along no 4 just 4 the entertainment (ill excuse your starter) no 5'be good male and energetic

Smidge

Starter:
Tower of Buffalo mozzarela, basil, beef tomato and advocado served with mini rustic garlic toasts.

Main:
Fillet of beef pan seared, baked lobster tail drizzled with chilli, garlic and ginger dressing. Served with duchesse potatoes, steamed green beans and asparagus tips.

Dessert:
Mini dessert platter per person =
Mini Grand Marnier Creme brulee
Mini Dark Chocolate Volcano
Mini Eton Mess

Dress code, whatever you want(hate forcing people to dress up if they really don't want to)

Drinks
Cava and Bellinis on arrival
Pinot Grigio with starter
Cabernet Sauvignon with main
And as much ale as you want after:D

Mariasofia

Smidge wrote: »

Starter:
Tower of Buffalo mozzarela, basil, beef tomato and advocado served with mini rustic garlic toasts.

Main:
Fillet of beef pan seared, baked lobster tail drizzled with chilli, garlic and ginger dressing. Served with duchesse potatoes, steamed green beans and asparagus tips.

Dessert:
Mini dessert platter per person =
Mini Grand Marnier Creme brulee
Mini Dark Chocolate Volcano
Mini Eton Mess sounded

Dress code, whatever you want(hate forcing people to dress up if they really don't want to)sounds good but never have to force

Drinks
Cava and Bellinis on arrival
Pinot Grigio with starter
Cabernet Sauvignon with mainn
And as much ale as you want after:D

k you male or female ?

Need some balance

Cody Pomeray

Appetizer:
Fresh Dingle Bay Prawns wrapped in filo pastry, served with vodka

Starter:
Choice of
Cream of Stilton soup
or
Gin and orange soup

Interval
-Sidecards (cocktail) -
-Musical Entertainment -

Main course:
Melt in the mouth Kerry Mountain Lamb Chops
served with leek mash and a mustard sauce

-Drinking Game: Kings-

Dessert:
Cherry upside down cake with optional cream

-Port and GTFO-

Smidge

Mariasofia wrote: »

k you male or female ?

Need some balance

I'm gender neutral:D

lkionm

Mariasofia wrote: »

k you male or female ?

Need some balance

Im guessing my canned chicken is out?

Wacker The Attacker

Can you make every female guest eat your asshole?

Duggy747

Main: Pasta bake with shìte loads of cheese, chicken, chickpeas, red onions, kidney beans, in a thick tomato & garlic sauce.

Desert: Nothing.................there was banoffee pie but that's for me to eat, nobody else..................you can have a donut or a pack of Tayto Waffles, though.

You then have 2 minutes to vacate my property before I release the rats.

Witchie

Cody Pomeray wrote: »

Appetizer:
Fresh Dingle Bay Prawns wrapped in filo pastry, served with vodka

Starter:
Choice of
Cream of Stilton soup
or
Gin and orange soup

Interval
-Sidecards (cocktail) -
-Musical Entertainment -

Main course:
Melt in the mouth Kerry Mountain Lamb Chops
served with leek mash and a mustard sauce

-Drinking Game: Kings-

Dessert:
Cherry upside down cake with optional cream

-Port and GTFO-

I would only be eating the mash and the cake so.......grand by me if there is plenty of booze.

aidan24326

Cody Pomeray wrote: »

Appetizer:
Fresh Dingle Bay Prawns wrapped in filo pastry, served with vodka

Starter:
Choice of
Cream of Stilton soup
or
Gin and orange soup

Interval
-Sidecards (cocktail) -
-Musical Entertainment -

Main course:
Melt in the mouth Kerry Mountain Lamb Chops
served with leek mash and a mustard sauce

-Drinking Game: Kings-

Dessert:
Cherry upside down cake with optional cream

-Port and GTFO-

Nice menu but what exactly is cream of stilton soup? Surely you can't make a soup out of cheese? Wouldn't there need to be some veggies in there, like broccoli, leek etc?

The Backwards Man

lkionm wrote: »

Im guessing my canned chicken is out?

she won't sit down at your table, and I know that you can't hold her hand,
she won't go home with you cowboy, she's in love with a rodeo man

ShooterSF

Timmyctc wrote: »

I'd give everyone a 0 so my chances of winning would increase.

Every time I see someone watching this show I make that argument and all I ever get back is "you don't get it"

Nope but I'd get the prize money!

Cody Pomeray

aidan24326 wrote: »

Nice menu but what exactly is cream of stilton soup? Surely you can't make a soup out of cheese? Wouldn't there need to be some veggies in there, like broccoli, leek etc?

Leeks are a good combo, broccoli sounds good but no just stilton is grand.
Just have to be careful it doesn't get too thick and resemble a cheese sauce... uck.

wilkie2006

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Meal: 3 in 1
Desert: Dutch Gold Fountain

Dress Code: Slutty

Entertainment: 3 in 1 gang bang?

spankysue

Starter: Seared Scallops or Filo pastry covered King Prawns with chilli and lime dip.

Main Course: Veal chop or Fillet steak cooked to order. (But if you want it well done you can get the fcuk out of my house, I refuse to ruin good meat) Served with roast potatoes, roast parsnips and carrots.

Dessert: Baileys Creme brulee or chocolate semifreddo.

Drinks: Bring your own wine and what have you, we only drink whiskey in this house.

Entertainment: A 5 foot 1 me kicking someone out of the house for wanting well done steak, there might even be guards present..... depends on how much whiskey I drink

bacon n eggs

Whilst reading the menus the woman from the Marks and Spencers add is in my head.. not just ordinary nosh.