Auld feckin' saddle sniffers back in the day

Kichote

How widespread was the practice among young perverts back in the day when women still used bicycles as a serious mode of transport and wore a skirt and no knickers?

During mass sexually deprived saddle sniffers used to come out and sniff the saddles of the girl's bicycle to get a whiff of a fanny. In the old days nearly 100% of people went to mass, so low risk of getting caught.

Anyone here among the good folk of AH with a saddle sniffing tale to tell?

A fella called fish

I used to cycle my sister's bike to mass and leave a nice gick stain on the saddle before parking it outside the church.

woodoo

The aul farmer who never washed his clothes used to park his bike outside the church too.

DrumSteve

Something fishy about this thread.

Mickey H

Kichote wrote: »

How widespread was the practice among young perverts back in the day when women still used bicycles as a serious mode of transport and wore a skirt and no knickers?

During mass sexually deprived saddle sniffers used to come out and sniff the saddles of the girl's bicycle to get a whiff of a fanny. In the old days nearly 100% of people went to mass, so low risk of getting caught.

Anyone here among the good folk of AH with a saddle sniffing tale to tell?

Too much Podge & Rodge??

Scruffles

interesting how AH is always the first forum people come to for tales of pervertry,are people trying to say something about its readership?

am not a saddle sniffer by trade,but do own one that stinks pretty naff;horse sweat.

Mariasofia

Kichote wrote: »

How widespread was the practice among young perverts back in the day when women still used bicycles as a serious mode of transport and wore a skirt and no knickers?

During mass sexually deprived saddle sniffers used to come out and sniff the saddles of the girl's bicycle to get a whiff of a fanny. In the old days nearly 100% of people went to mass, so low risk of getting caught.

Anyone here among the good folk of AH with a saddle sniffing tale to tell?

ur on ur own there id say bud

conamara

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gowhunk

Mickey H

Scruffles wrote: »

interesting how AH is always the first forum people come to for tales of pervertry,are people trying to say something about its readership?

am not a saddle sniffer by trade,but do own one that stinks pretty naff;horse sweat.

Must be a big bike to take a horse...

johnayo

conamara wrote: »

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gowhunk

Fair play, that was some find:pac:

Mariasofia

Kichote wrote: »

How widespread was the practice among young perverts back in the day when women still used bicycles as a serious mode of transport and wore a skirt and no knickers?

During mass sexually deprived saddle sniffers used to come out and sniff the saddles of the girl's bicycle to get a whiff of a fanny. In the old days nearly 100% of people went to mass, so low risk of getting caught.


Anyone here among the good folk of AH with a saddle sniffing
tale to tell?

As sad as tis thread is i remember fella shouting down the road after me "id love to be that saddle" as i cycled on my merry way home from work one eve.

Fromthetrees

Kichote wrote: »

How widespread was the practice among young perverts back in the day when women still used bicycles as a serious mode of transport and wore a skirt and no knickers?

During mass sexually deprived saddle sniffers used to come out and sniff the saddles of the girl's bicycle to get a whiff of a fanny. In the old days nearly 100% of people went to mass, so low risk of getting caught.

Anyone here among the good folk of AH with a saddle sniffing tale to tell?

You sniff one saddle, one mother****ing time and you're forever known as Johnny Saddle Sniffer, this kinda sh1t really ****ing pisses me off.

I bake delicious cake practically every other day but no, I'm not called Johnny the Cake Maker or Johnny Cake, I'm ****ing Johnny the Saddle Sniffer.



Pm me for a really nice apple crumble recipe.

Fromthetrees

Mariasofia wrote: »

As sad as tis thread is i remember fella shouting down the road after me "id love to be that saddle" as i cycled on my merry way home from work one eve.

That's quite the compliment. You should have asked him out for a drink. He seems like a keeper if you ask me.

I'm aware you didn't ask me.

BillyMitchel

Buddy you lost out. If you actually took the saddle off and smelled the bar it was attached too. That's where the real smell was.

faigs

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snedge

NuckingFacker

I think the whole "skirt and no knickers" aspect deserves a bit more "development" in preference to the "saddle sniffing" aspect. Although I have heard of the term "Bicycle smile" regarding the good vibrations available to women cyclists. Saddle sniffing sounds about as much fun as having a lap dance, i.e would you be ar5ed? I really don't fancy riding a Raleigh, I'd rather the rider, tbh.

Mariasofia

Fromthetrees wrote: »

That's quite the compliment. You should have asked him out for a drink. He seems like a keeper if you ask me.

I'm aware you didn't ask me.

Must remember that ......this is a compliment really.....

Pendu

Kichote wrote: »

How widespread was the practice among young perverts back in the day when women still used bicycles as a serious mode of transport and wore a skirt and no knickers?

During mass sexually deprived saddle sniffers used to come out and sniff the saddles of the girl's bicycle to get a whiff of a fanny. In the old days nearly 100% of people went to mass, so low risk of getting caught.

Anyone here among the good folk of AH with a saddle sniffing tale to tell?

Sorry, what ??

Vicar in a tutu

ha I was just talking about toilet seat sniffers the other day, I wonder if people genuinely sniff saddles / toilet seats though , and whatever happened to peeping toms??

Kichote

woodoo wrote: »

The aul farmer who never washed his clothes used to park his bike outside the church too.

But ya knew who owned that bike.

Apparently guys used to sniff the saddles of bikes belonging to some girl they fancied but hadnt a hope of getting with

IM0

I was just thinking the other day that in my next life I want to be a girls bike saddle, what are the chances!

IM0

NuckingFacker wrote: »

I think the whole "skirt and no knickers" aspect deserves a bit more "development" in preference to the "saddle sniffing" aspect. Although I have heard of the term "Bicycle smile" regarding the good vibrations available to women cyclists. Saddle sniffing sounds about as much fun as having a lap dance, i.e would you be ar5ed? I really don't fancy riding a Raleigh, I'd rather the rider, tbh.

*cough* cobblestones!

Nodin

Mariasofia wrote: »

ur on ur own there id say bud

Thats because young people today have all their internet porn and their phone apps. We had to make our own amusement. Time was there'd be a fight over a saddle with a good whiff to it.

smash

This would even be a bit much if it was posted in the sex and sexuality forum...

IM0

smash wrote: »

This would even be a bit much if it was posted in the sex and sexuality forum...

so why did you post it here then

IM0

IM0 wrote: »

so why did you post it here then

He.... didn't??

smash

IM0 wrote: »

so why did you post it here then

To say it was a bit much. Clearly...

But I didn't start the thread.

Thundercats Ho

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

ha I was just talking about toilet seat sniffers the other day, I wonder if people genuinely sniff saddles / toilet seats though , and whatever happened to peeping toms??

Facebook happened and made it easier for me them

Hoop66

There is a magazine, you know...

Lome

Jimmy saddle

Plazaman

Lome wrote: »

Jimmy saddle

The Pedalphile.

Mr Tibbs

Lome wrote: »

Jimmy saddle

The sexual peddler

bhamsteve

A friend of mine worked in a Range Rover workshop when David Beckham's car came in for modification. He told me all the blokes cued up for a sniff of the passenger seat

Lome

bhamsteve wrote: »

A friend of mine worked in a Range Rover workshop when David Beckham's car came in for modification. He told me all the blokes cued up for a sniff of the passenger


Where was that? La or England?

corktina

i c what u did there!

bhamsteve

Lome wrote: »

Where was that? La or England?

Birmingham, England

Gummy Panda

Why would they not be wearing knickers?

Nodin

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Why would they not be wearing knickers?

They'd feel sorry for the lads, and want to give them a thrill.

Balmed Out

We used to use the term snedger for all perverts. As pointed out earlier it comes from the bike sniffing.

Sergeant

Has the Internet sated the deviant and disturbing desires of pervs?

You never hear about tummy tuckers being stolen off clothes lines any more. Or the local peeping Tom being caught in the act. Or some stringy auld lad in a mac flashing in the park.

Nodin

Sergeant wrote: »

Has the Internet sated the deviant and disturbing desires of pervs?

You never hear about tummy tuckers being stolen off clothes lines any more. Or the local peeping Tom being caught in the act. Or some stringy auld lad in a mac flashing in the park.

Its been a bit cold for it. Apparently.

jay-me

Sergeant wrote: »

Has the Internet sated the deviant and disturbing desires of pervs?

You never hear about tummy tuckers being stolen off clothes lines any more. Or the local peeping Tom being caught in the act. Or some stringy auld lad in a mac flashing in the park.

If anything, quite the opposite!! The amount of pervs on the internet is genuinely astounding!! Chatroulette being a prime example!! Full of exhibitionists and pedo's!

Aglomerado

Snurdling.

harmoniums

Truely excellent thread, and I say that without a trace of irony.

I wonder if the OP is the same one who started the thread about how nothing can beat an Auld Fecking Salad, with lettuce and a bit of beet root (going on memory here)

Snowc

I remember reading about this fellow recently

His father could sniff over a 100 saddles an hour in his hay day.

Kichote

harmoniums wrote: »

Truely excellent thread, and I say that without a trace of irony.

I wonder if the OP is the same one who started the thread about how nothing can beat an Auld Fecking Salad, with lettuce and a bit of beet root (going on memory here)

There is a feature on this site to see all the threads a person made

Ficheall

Kichote wrote: »

During mass sexually deprived saddle sniffers used to come out and sniff the saddles of the girl's bicycle to get a whiff of a fanny. In the old days nearly 100% of people went to mass, so low risk of getting caught.

A term with potential.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Should this not be in the cycling forum?

Ihatecuddles-old

I've genuinely always wondered if men get pleasure or any kick out of sniffing girls seats/underwear.

I guess some men do!

harmoniums

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I've genuinely always wondered if men get pleasure or any kick out of sniffing girls seats/underwear.

I guess some men do!

When it comes down to it, you'd think it would be that way by default, ie the scent of gentalia should appeal to some kind of sexual animal instinct, but if that's the case then a really stinky ripe one should be what we're all after.
But I would guess that's not the case.

On a side note I overheard two guys on a bus in Dublin discuss the taste.
One proffered that his wife had a distinct taste of guiness, whilst the other claimed his reminded him of licking the terminals of a nine volt battery.

Both seemed rather content and unharried men, perhaps their method of observation had contributed toward a more serene home environment.

Kichote

harmoniums wrote: »

When it comes down to it, you'd think it would be that way by default, ie the scent of gentalia should appeal to some kind of sexual animal instinct, but if that's the case then a really stinky ripe one should be what we're all after.
But I would guess that's not the case.

On a side note I overheard two guys on a bus in Dublin discuss the taste.
One proffered that his wife had a distinct taste of guiness, whilst the other claimed his reminded him of licking the terminals of a nine volt battery.

Both seemed rather content and unharried men, perhaps their method of observation had contributed toward a more serene home environment.

I used to know a girl who said she tasted like peaches. Never got the chance to find out for myself