Auld feckin' saddle sniffers back in the day

Kichote

How widespread was the practice among young perverts back in the day when women still used bicycles as a serious mode of transport and wore a skirt and no knickers?

During mass sexually deprived saddle sniffers used to come out and sniff the saddles of the girl's bicycle to get a whiff of a fanny. In the old days nearly 100% of people went to mass, so low risk of getting caught.

Anyone here among the good folk of AH with a saddle sniffing tale to tell?

A fella called fish

I used to cycle my sister's bike to mass and leave a nice gick stain on the saddle before parking it outside the church.

woodoo

The aul farmer who never washed his clothes used to park his bike outside the church too.

DrumSteve

Something fishy about this thread.

Mickey H

Kichote wrote: »

How widespread was the practice among young perverts back in the day when women still used bicycles as a serious mode of transport and wore a skirt and no knickers?

During mass sexually deprived saddle sniffers used to come out and sniff the saddles of the girl's bicycle to get a whiff of a fanny. In the old days nearly 100% of people went to mass, so low risk of getting caught.

Anyone here among the good folk of AH with a saddle sniffing tale to tell?

Too much Podge & Rodge??

Scruffles

interesting how AH is always the first forum people come to for tales of pervertry,are people trying to say something about its readership?

am not a saddle sniffer by trade,but do own one that stinks pretty naff;horse sweat.

Mariasofia

Kichote wrote: »

How widespread was the practice among young perverts back in the day when women still used bicycles as a serious mode of transport and wore a skirt and no knickers?

During mass sexually deprived saddle sniffers used to come out and sniff the saddles of the girl's bicycle to get a whiff of a fanny. In the old days nearly 100% of people went to mass, so low risk of getting caught.

Anyone here among the good folk of AH with a saddle sniffing tale to tell?

ur on ur own there id say bud

conamara

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Mickey H

Scruffles wrote: »

interesting how AH is always the first forum people come to for tales of pervertry,are people trying to say something about its readership?

am not a saddle sniffer by trade,but do own one that stinks pretty naff;horse sweat.

Must be a big bike to take a horse...

johnayo

conamara wrote: »

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Fair play, that was some find:pac:

Mariasofia

Kichote wrote: »

How widespread was the practice among young perverts back in the day when women still used bicycles as a serious mode of transport and wore a skirt and no knickers?

During mass sexually deprived saddle sniffers used to come out and sniff the saddles of the girl's bicycle to get a whiff of a fanny. In the old days nearly 100% of people went to mass, so low risk of getting caught.


Anyone here among the good folk of AH with a saddle sniffing
tale to tell?

As sad as tis thread is i remember fella shouting down the road after me "id love to be that saddle" as i cycled on my merry way home from work one eve.

Fromthetrees

Kichote wrote: »

How widespread was the practice among young perverts back in the day when women still used bicycles as a serious mode of transport and wore a skirt and no knickers?

During mass sexually deprived saddle sniffers used to come out and sniff the saddles of the girl's bicycle to get a whiff of a fanny. In the old days nearly 100% of people went to mass, so low risk of getting caught.

Anyone here among the good folk of AH with a saddle sniffing tale to tell?

You sniff one saddle, one mother****ing time and you're forever known as Johnny Saddle Sniffer, this kinda sh1t really ****ing pisses me off.

I bake delicious cake practically every other day but no, I'm not called Johnny the Cake Maker or Johnny Cake, I'm ****ing Johnny the Saddle Sniffer.



Pm me for a really nice apple crumble recipe.

Fromthetrees

Mariasofia wrote: »

As sad as tis thread is i remember fella shouting down the road after me "id love to be that saddle" as i cycled on my merry way home from work one eve.

That's quite the compliment. You should have asked him out for a drink. He seems like a keeper if you ask me.

I'm aware you didn't ask me.

BillyMitchel

Buddy you lost out. If you actually took the saddle off and smelled the bar it was attached too. That's where the real smell was.

faigs

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NuckingFacker

I think the whole "skirt and no knickers" aspect deserves a bit more "development" in preference to the "saddle sniffing" aspect. Although I have heard of the term "Bicycle smile" regarding the good vibrations available to women cyclists. Saddle sniffing sounds about as much fun as having a lap dance, i.e would you be ar5ed? I really don't fancy riding a Raleigh, I'd rather the rider, tbh.

Mariasofia

Fromthetrees wrote: »

That's quite the compliment. You should have asked him out for a drink. He seems like a keeper if you ask me.

I'm aware you didn't ask me.

Must remember that ......this is a compliment really.....

Pendu

Kichote wrote: »

How widespread was the practice among young perverts back in the day when women still used bicycles as a serious mode of transport and wore a skirt and no knickers?

During mass sexually deprived saddle sniffers used to come out and sniff the saddles of the girl's bicycle to get a whiff of a fanny. In the old days nearly 100% of people went to mass, so low risk of getting caught.

Anyone here among the good folk of AH with a saddle sniffing tale to tell?

Sorry, what ??

Vicar in a tutu

ha I was just talking about toilet seat sniffers the other day, I wonder if people genuinely sniff saddles / toilet seats though , and whatever happened to peeping toms??

Kichote

woodoo wrote: »

The aul farmer who never washed his clothes used to park his bike outside the church too.

But ya knew who owned that bike.

Apparently guys used to sniff the saddles of bikes belonging to some girl they fancied but hadnt a hope of getting with

IM0

I was just thinking the other day that in my next life I want to be a girls bike saddle, what are the chances!

IM0

NuckingFacker wrote: »

I think the whole "skirt and no knickers" aspect deserves a bit more "development" in preference to the "saddle sniffing" aspect. Although I have heard of the term "Bicycle smile" regarding the good vibrations available to women cyclists. Saddle sniffing sounds about as much fun as having a lap dance, i.e would you be ar5ed? I really don't fancy riding a Raleigh, I'd rather the rider, tbh.

*cough* cobblestones!

Nodin

Mariasofia wrote: »

ur on ur own there id say bud

Thats because young people today have all their internet porn and their phone apps. We had to make our own amusement. Time was there'd be a fight over a saddle with a good whiff to it.

smash

This would even be a bit much if it was posted in the sex and sexuality forum...

IM0

smash wrote: »

This would even be a bit much if it was posted in the sex and sexuality forum...

so why did you post it here then

IM0

IM0 wrote: »

so why did you post it here then

He.... didn't??

smash

IM0 wrote: »

so why did you post it here then

To say it was a bit much. Clearly...

But I didn't start the thread.

Thundercats Ho

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

ha I was just talking about toilet seat sniffers the other day, I wonder if people genuinely sniff saddles / toilet seats though , and whatever happened to peeping toms??

Facebook happened and made it easier for me them

Hoop66

There is a magazine, you know...

Lome

Jimmy saddle

Plazaman

Lome wrote: »

Jimmy saddle

The Pedalphile.