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Man rushed to hospital after he puts a live eel up his bum

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    #32
    i57dwun4yb1pt8
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    he's lucky it wasn't a Lobster ....


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    #33
    jasonmcco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭jasonmcco


    Most people wud have experimented putting their fingers up their own asses and then feign shock or disgust at stories like this.


    Guy went too far in pursuit of pleasure and wasnt harming anyone else except the poor eel.


    Get over yourselves and stop trying to convince yourselves your not weird.


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    #34
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Hoop66 wrote: »
    I wouldn't.

    Basically a fella got shagged by a horse and died. There is film of it.

    Ah internet, wiz zees never-ending cavalcade of interesting pornography and death, you are spoiling us.

    "zoo". It's a documentary about it, not film of it though.


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    #35
    Seedy Arling
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    Hoop66 wrote: »
    .
    Very appropriate username.


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    #36
    jasonmcco
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    DaDumTish wrote: »
    he's lucky it wasn't a Lobster ....


    Why?


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    #37
    Nodin
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    jasonmcco wrote: »
    Most people wud have experimented putting their fingers up their own asses and then feign shock or disgust at stories like this.


    Guy went too far in pursuit of pleasure and wasnt harming anyone else except the poor eel.


    Get over yourselves and stop trying to convince yourselves your not weird.

    Finger.....big long live eel

    Finger....Big Long Live Eel....Hmmmmm.

    Do you have freakishly huge big wiggly fingers by any chance?


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    #38
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    jasonmcco wrote: »
    Most people wud have experimented putting their fingers up their own asses and then feign shock or disgust at stories like this.


    Guy went too far in pursuit of pleasure and wasnt harming anyone else except the poor eel.


    Get over yourselves and stop trying to convince yourselves your not weird.
    You're really up your own hole.


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    #39
    HondaSami
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    jasonmcco wrote: »
    Most people wud have experimented putting their fingers up their own asses and then feign shock or disgust at stories like this.

    Really? glad i'm not like most people.


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    #40
    Seedy Arling
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    Hands up here anyone who hasnt had sex with a squid?


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    #41
    Hersheys
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    Nodin wrote: »
    Do you have freakishly huge big wiggly fingers by any chance?

    His girlfriend wishes


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    #42
    problemchimp
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    jasonmcco wrote: »
    Most people wud have experimented putting their fingers up their own asses and then feign shock or disgust at stories like this.


    Guy went too far in pursuit of pleasure and wasnt harming anyone else except the poor eel.


    Get over yourselves and stop trying to convince yourselves your not weird.
    BANNED!



    from trout farms


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    #43
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    DaDumTish wrote: »
    he's lucky it wasn't a Lobster ....

    advice from experience?


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    #44
    krudler
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    could he just not use a hamster like a normal person? crazy Asians..


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    #45
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    davet82 wrote: »
    Richard Gere shooting a movie in china maybe? - seriously though what is wrong with some people!?! :pac:

    He so Horny

    21/25



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    #46
    IceFjoem
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    uch wrote: »
    He so Horny

    Slippy eel love you long time


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    #47
    jasonmcco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭jasonmcco


    Seedy Arling wrote: »
    You're really up your own hole.

    yeah and you probably never had a **** in case your mammy found out.
    I'd say your outwardly disgusted by gay sex and unwilling to admit you have had fantasies about trying it. sad.


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    #48
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    jasonmcco wrote: »
    yeah and you probably never had a **** in case your mammy found out.
    I'd say your outwardly disgusted by gay sex and unwilling to admit you have had fantasies about trying it. sad.
    Hey, hey, hey! I'm jerking it right now, laughing at how riled up you are getting.

    You should have an Anus Awareness Week.


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    #49
    Morag
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w


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    #50
    ilovesleep
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    Seedy Arling wrote: »
    Hey, hey, hey! I'm jerking it right now, laughing at how riled up you are getting.

    You should have an Anus Awareness Week.

    Arsehole Awareness Week.

    It's coming in October. International cork day will be part of the arsehole awareness week.


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    #51
    ilovesleep
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    jasonmcco wrote: »
    Most people wud have experimented putting their fingers up their own asses and then feign shock or disgust at stories like this.


    Guy went too far in pursuit of pleasure and wasnt harming anyone else except the poor eel.


    Get over yourselves and stop trying to convince yourselves your not weird.

    Stop. Some things are designed for sticking up holes like putt plugs. Eels are not designed for the purpose. They are a type of fish and sticking one up his hole was deranged and disgusting.


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    #52
    Wattle
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    My favourite band is Eels :)


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    #53
    V_Moth
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    Hmm, Putt Plug you say... Maybe the Eel guy was attempting a Knucklenut Back Nine?


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    #54
    the_monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,556 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    Hoop66 wrote: »
    I wouldn't.

    Basically a fella got shagged by a horse and died. There is film of it.

    Ah internet, wiz zees never-ending cavalcade of interesting pornography and death, you are spoiling us.
    disgusted-mother-of-god.png?1321272571

    edit can't embed here, don't worry its SFW :D


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    #55
    Dyr
    Registered Users Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    So it was his debut eel-bum by the look of things


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    #56
    gallag
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭gallag


    davet82 wrote: »
    could have been worst if it were one of them electric eels :eek:

    Or better!


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    #57
    KyussBishop
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    davet82 wrote: »
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4880024/porn-addict-rushed-to-hospital-after-he-put-live-eel-up-bum.html

    the x-ray is in the link
    Strangely, that x-ray makes me think of Stargate, and the Goa'uld.


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