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Man rushed to hospital after he puts a live eel up his bum

  • 10-04-2013 9:48am
    #1
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭


    A PORN addict who inserted a live eel up his backside had to endure an all-night operation - after it got STUCK.

    The man - from southern China - preformed the bizarre act after seeing it done in a kinky blue movie.

    But the unmarried man had to rush himself to a hospital casualty unit in Guangdong province telling medics: “Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body.”

    Surgeons finally removed the 20-inch long Asian swamp eel - which weighed more than half-a-kilo - in the early hours of the morning after a lengthy treatment with drugs and medical probes

    One of the medical team explained: “The eel was simply trying to find its way out.”

    “It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy.

    “This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth,” they added.

    A police spokesman said: “We are aware of what happened and a 39-year-old man will be interviewed over alleged animal cruelty.”

    Richard Gere shooting a movie in china maybe? - seriously though what is wrong with some people!?! :pac:


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  • #2
    AEDIC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭AEDIC


    Talking Heads 'slippery people' is now running through my head...


  • #3
    kevthegaff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,084 ✭✭✭kevthegaff


    shocking!


  • #4
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    I assume I'm not the only one squirming in my seat now after reading that ...


  • #5
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Eel never hear the end of it.


  • #6
    HondaSami
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    davet82 wrote: »
    Richard Gere shooting a movie in china maybe? - seriously though what is wrong with some people!?! :pac:

    ''A police spokesman said: “We are aware of what happened and a 39-year-old man will be interviewed over alleged animal cruelty.”

    I think this man has more pressing problems he needs to deal with first. :p


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  • #7
    Brego888
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,321 ✭✭✭Brego888


    When will people learn that bums are exit only points


  • #8
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Something fishy about this tail.


  • #9
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    He's an eely lover.

    Just like Phil Collins.


  • #10
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Brego888 wrote: »
    When will people learn that bums are exit only points

    I don't know about that. I've put things into bums and got them out undamaged. ;)


  • #11
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4880024/porn-addict-rushed-to-hospital-after-he-put-live-eel-up-bum.html

    the x-ray is in the link


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  • #12
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    davet82 wrote: »
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4880024/porn-addict-rushed-to-hospital-after-he-put-live-eel-up-bum.html

    the x-ray is in the link

    lol at the blacking out of the eels eyes to protect its identity :D


  • #13
    Gee_G
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Gee_G


    Sick sick sick!
    What the hell is wrong with some people?!


  • #14
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Gee_G wrote: »
    Sick sick sick!
    What the hell is wrong with some people?!

    Eels up the bum, by the look of it.


  • #15
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Mr. Hands is still the champ for things that shouldn't go up your arse though that would feel horrible, an eel slithering around inside you.


  • #16
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,785 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Do Monty Python have an entry in their Inflammatory Hungarian Phrasebook for "My bottom is full of eels"?


  • #17
    neil_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 274 ✭✭neil_


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Mr. Hands is still the champ for things that shouldn't go up your arse though that would feel horrible, an eel slithering around inside you.

    Nah I think this guy easily takes the crown. Mr Hands probably had about .1% of the horse's total body mass inside him. This guy had an entire eel literally swimming around inside him.


  • #18
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Mr. Hands is still the champ for things that shouldn't go up your arse though that would feel horrible, an eel slithering around inside you.


    ...if ye'd ever had a bad pint of stout before, it might not feel that terrible though.


  • #19
    AdamB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 168 ✭✭AdamB


    High Eels fetish!!


  • #20
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Someone once showed me the video I think he was watching. Lets just say that there are a lot of weird people with very strange "interests" out there.


  • #21
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Someone once showed me the video I think he was watching. Lets just say that there are a lot of weird people with very strange "interests" out there.

    Sure.


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  • #22
    Catphish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭Catphish


    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica]http://www.columbia.edu/itc/cerc/danoff-burg/invasion_bio/inv_spp_summ/Monopterus_albus.html[/FONT]
    Asian swamp eel - [FONT=Arial,Helvetica]Threat(s): While it is really too early to tell, most researchers suspect that the threat from this species is very high, considering the facts that they have no known predator at this time..
    They do now.. [/FONT]


  • #23
    BizzyC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭BizzyC


    Lucky guy, there are some fresh water eels that will use the anus of an animal as an entry point to eat them from the inside out....

    Even if this one was a less aggressive species, it could've caused terrible damage


  • #24
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    BizzyC wrote: »
    Lucky guy, there are some fresh water eels that will use the anus of an animal as an entry point to eat them from the inside out....

    Even if this one was a less aggressive species, it could've caused terrible damage

    could have been worst if it were one of them electric eels :eek:


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    mike65 wrote: »
    Sure.

    Shhuuuutttt uuuuupppp


  • #26
    Hoop66
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,567 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    Ah come on, we've all done it.


  • #27
    jasonmcco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭jasonmcco


    Brego888 wrote: »
    When will people learn that bums are exit only points

    No it can be quite enjoyable to have something inserted into it(anal sex).
    Both men and women enjoy this.

    Hence the reason the man was putting eel up there.

    Also doctors insert medicines and cameras using anus.

    When will people learn to think before they speak.


  • #28
    the_monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,556 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    Mr. Hands ? should I even ask ?


  • #29
    jasonmcco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭jasonmcco


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Someone once showed me the video I think he was watching. Lets just say that there are a lot of weird people with very strange "interests" out there.

    You watched it for educational reasons with a view to informing us of its inappropriateness. Your weird.


  • #30
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    That story made my whole week.


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  • #31
    Hoop66
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,567 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    the_monkey wrote: »
    Mr. Hands ? should I even ask ?
    I wouldn't.

    Basically a fella got shagged by a horse and died. There is film of it.

    Ah internet, wiz zees never-ending cavalcade of interesting pornography and death, you are spoiling us.


  • #32
    i57dwun4yb1pt8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭i57dwun4yb1pt8


    he's lucky it wasn't a Lobster ....


  • #33
    jasonmcco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭jasonmcco


    Most people wud have experimented putting their fingers up their own asses and then feign shock or disgust at stories like this.


    Guy went too far in pursuit of pleasure and wasnt harming anyone else except the poor eel.


    Get over yourselves and stop trying to convince yourselves your not weird.


  • #34
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Hoop66 wrote: »
    I wouldn't.

    Basically a fella got shagged by a horse and died. There is film of it.

    Ah internet, wiz zees never-ending cavalcade of interesting pornography and death, you are spoiling us.

    "zoo". It's a documentary about it, not film of it though.


  • #35
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    Hoop66 wrote: »
    .
    Very appropriate username.


  • #36
    jasonmcco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭jasonmcco


    DaDumTish wrote: »
    he's lucky it wasn't a Lobster ....


    Why?


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  • #37
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    jasonmcco wrote: »
    Most people wud have experimented putting their fingers up their own asses and then feign shock or disgust at stories like this.


    Guy went too far in pursuit of pleasure and wasnt harming anyone else except the poor eel.


    Get over yourselves and stop trying to convince yourselves your not weird.

    Finger.....big long live eel

    Finger....Big Long Live Eel....Hmmmmm.

    Do you have freakishly huge big wiggly fingers by any chance?


  • #38
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    jasonmcco wrote: »
    Most people wud have experimented putting their fingers up their own asses and then feign shock or disgust at stories like this.


    Guy went too far in pursuit of pleasure and wasnt harming anyone else except the poor eel.


    Get over yourselves and stop trying to convince yourselves your not weird.
    You're really up your own hole.


  • #39
    HondaSami
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    jasonmcco wrote: »
    Most people wud have experimented putting their fingers up their own asses and then feign shock or disgust at stories like this.

    Really? glad i'm not like most people.


  • #40
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    Hands up here anyone who hasnt had sex with a squid?


  • #41
    Hersheys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Hersheys


    Nodin wrote: »
    Do you have freakishly huge big wiggly fingers by any chance?

    His girlfriend wishes


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  • #42
    problemchimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭problemchimp


    jasonmcco wrote: »
    Most people wud have experimented putting their fingers up their own asses and then feign shock or disgust at stories like this.


    Guy went too far in pursuit of pleasure and wasnt harming anyone else except the poor eel.


    Get over yourselves and stop trying to convince yourselves your not weird.
    BANNED!



    from trout farms


  • #43
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    DaDumTish wrote: »
    he's lucky it wasn't a Lobster ....

    advice from experience?


  • #44
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    could he just not use a hamster like a normal person? crazy Asians..


  • #45
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    davet82 wrote: »
    Richard Gere shooting a movie in china maybe? - seriously though what is wrong with some people!?! :pac:

    He so Horny

    21/25



  • #46
    IceFjoem
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 399 ✭✭IceFjoem


    uch wrote: »
    He so Horny

    Slippy eel love you long time


  • #47
    jasonmcco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭jasonmcco


    Seedy Arling wrote: »
    You're really up your own hole.

    yeah and you probably never had a **** in case your mammy found out.
    I'd say your outwardly disgusted by gay sex and unwilling to admit you have had fantasies about trying it. sad.


  • #48
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    jasonmcco wrote: »
    yeah and you probably never had a **** in case your mammy found out.
    I'd say your outwardly disgusted by gay sex and unwilling to admit you have had fantasies about trying it. sad.
    Hey, hey, hey! I'm jerking it right now, laughing at how riled up you are getting.

    You should have an Anus Awareness Week.


  • #49
    Morag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,427 ✭✭✭Morag


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w


  • #50
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    Seedy Arling wrote: »
    Hey, hey, hey! I'm jerking it right now, laughing at how riled up you are getting.

    You should have an Anus Awareness Week.

    Arsehole Awareness Week.

    It's coming in October. International cork day will be part of the arsehole awareness week.


  • #51
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    jasonmcco wrote: »
    Most people wud have experimented putting their fingers up their own asses and then feign shock or disgust at stories like this.


    Guy went too far in pursuit of pleasure and wasnt harming anyone else except the poor eel.


    Get over yourselves and stop trying to convince yourselves your not weird.

    Stop. Some things are designed for sticking up holes like putt plugs. Eels are not designed for the purpose. They are a type of fish and sticking one up his hole was deranged and disgusting.


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