Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

RobertKK

We had an elephant escape in Kilkenny at a circus, it went to the Methodist church. Maybe I should ring up about the religious animal.

That_Guy

Joe sounds rather bored.

RobertKK

eww poor man.

syklops

"Very badly pulled down"

europa11

"he used to put his head into the lion's mouth"

Sounds like a regular Liveline caller.

Harry Angstrom

Joe wants his injuries in minute detail. Nipple clamps at the ready.

RobertKK

No i did not ring up about the elephant.

vicwatson

Well worth 400,000.00 per annum.

Wallabies on Lambay Island? WTF??


Yeh BINGO Event Elephant is coming back YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

BPKS

The ooooooooooocccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhh or sssssssssssssssssssfffffffffffffffff sound Joe makes when somebody describes an injury - he must practice that.

neris

vicwatson wrote: »

Bring back Event Elephant - much more interesting, this is booorrrriiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggg the hole off me

sounds like your wish has been granted

Roger_007

This is beginning to sound like a review of Dr Doolittle.

Hitchens

JonathanAnon wrote: »

yeah then the lion ate Bang Bang as he was blowing up Nelson's pillar .... enough ffs Joe... a couple of national issues and no more of your parochial, nostalgic ould dubalin shoyite..

Luckily for BangBang a fireman happened to come along (changes hat ala Tommy Cooper) and hit the lion on the head with his hatchet!

Yakuza

europa11 wrote: »

"he used to put his head into the lion's mouth"

Sounds like a regular Liveline caller.

Is yer man from Event Elephant coming back on?

RobertKK

I saw a cheetah on Fota island.

Roger_007

RobertKK wrote: »

I saw a cheetah on Fota island.

My wife was a cheetah:D

Harry Angstrom

And what film did you see Paddy?

RobertKK

The wallabies were over to play the lions.

vicwatson

"Messages" translates as groceries for the non Dubs on here !!!!!

Floppybits

I blame the person that smacked the lion on the nose, if they hadnt of done that she wouldnt have attacked the poor lad.

That_Guy

BPKS wrote: »

The ooooooooooocccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhh or sssssssssssssssssssfffffffffffffffff sound Joe makes when somebody describes an injury - he must practice that.

They're probably hot keys at this stage. :pac:

Dan Jaman

Maybe this lion was a disgruntled tenant of the collapsed building.

BPKS

Mr Fox. Ah Jaysus.

SEPT 23 1989

Is Andy still alive?

withless

Its not wallabies, they are huge rats. A friend of a friend who's Dad works in de Azooo told me.

That_Guy

"Elephant gun"

Sponsored by Event Elephant.

vicwatson

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Meathlass

ok, just tuned in.

Has this happened in the last week or the last 50 years?

SEPT 23 1989

:pac:

vicwatson

He feckin answers it, jaysusssssssssssss

JM Skipton

he has one of those phones that are voice activated "shut up shut up"