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Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    ebbsy wrote: »
    Kit Kat and fruit & nut ? Could they not stock something a bit nicer ?
    like benson&hedges?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Joe:"Would you recommend them to other people?"

    Why the F*&^ do you think she rang up your show?!?!?

    Edit:

    Joe:"Did you find it hard to give up the e-cigarette"

    She already told you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I wonder is there electronic cheese, (that lethal food). E-cheese???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I'd say she was stiffed by the seller - 50quid for a kit that broke, is no bargain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    I wonder is there electronic cheese, (that lethal food). E-cheese???
    Cheddar?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Naked Irish tour guide in Prague?? Bound to be on the Lavelahn soon, eh?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    I wonder is there electronic cheese, (that lethal food). E-cheese???
    Yes, some cheeses contain e numbers


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    That Botháir goat only got a mention on today's show to make us concentrate briefly on Third World issues.

    It balances out the First World problems that made up the rest of the programme.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43 The Ferrit


    Mick Noonan making a call to RTE as we speak, jaysis me cigiie excise is dwindling as it is, get these fairies off the air quick


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    A lecturer listening to liveline
    *impressed*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Teaching English in the cinema?
    Albatross!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Tisserand


    Oh this is the racist topic on the show, a black goat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    this fool is going to see his business destroyed if he does not get off the line


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Lapin wrote: »
    That Botháir goat only got a mention on today's show to make us concentrate briefly on Third World issues.

    It balances out the First World problems that made up the rest of the programme.

    In fairness, a goat in Ireland who is too hot is a first world problem for a first world goat.


    You have a goat called popcorn?
    No, its elaine.

    Is elaine the name of the goat?

    Joe:Did you enjoy the summer this year?

    FFS.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    A sunbathing goat! I hope he was wearing the tesco value sunscreen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Tisserand wrote: »
    Oh this is the racist topic on the show, a black goat
    And out sunbathing as well. I'd love to see a tanned black goat:D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    :eek: Don't mention the beach missus FFS.

    You'll have the string bikini brigade from Ballymun down on top of you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Delemere is not funny


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    A press release about policy from a bishop is the main news story :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Neil Delamere standing in for Brenda O'Donoghue standing in for Olan McGowan standing in for Derek Mooney.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Tisserand


    Delemere is not funny
    Coincidentally, isn't he the voice of the Bothar goat "are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,115 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    Next caller will have a poem for the goats
    "megagegeg, let go me leg,
    or I'll puck ya with me horns, Joe"

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,121 ✭✭✭✭neris


    snubbleste wrote: »
    A sunbathing goat! I hope he was wearing the tesco value sunscreen

    I hope it wasnt in a string bikini looking for an ice cream in howth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,871 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Neil Delamere standing in for Brenda O'Donoghue standing in for Olan McGowan standing in for Aengus McAnally standing in for Derek Mooney.
    FYP.:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,115 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    "Greece is to close down all its state-run TV and radio stations with the loss of 2,500 jobs as part of the cost-cutting drive demanded by the bailed-out country's international creditors."

    http://www.independent.ie/world-news/greek-state-tv-closes-to-save-money-29337262.html


    Will the Joemeister discuss this pioneering move by Greece tomorrow on 'da Lavelahn', I wonder? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Don't forget the woman who wanted sponsorship for her dogs to be sent to Australia with her ;)
    Hey now!

    You obviously don't know what it takes to be in the Wack Pack or even what the Wack Pack is.

    You at least have to be a repeat caller who gets on air.

    She was just a nut, of which there are many.

    Bababooey to y'all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,382 ✭✭✭jimmyw


    Two of the vids mentioned on the show yesterday.See how good I am to you all. :D





  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Hitchens wrote: »
    "Greece is to close down all its state-run TV and radio stations with the loss of 2,500 jobs as part of the cost-cutting drive demanded by the bailed-out country's international creditors."

    http://www.independent.ie/world-news/greek-state-tv-closes-to-save-money-29337262.html


    Will the Joemeister discuss this pioneering move by Greece tomorrow on 'da Lavelahn', I wonder? :D

    Would be nice to know what "fees" some of those well known Greek radio personalties like Iosiphi Duffopolis or Mapiona Finnucadamis;) were on before the Greeks pulled the plug on ERT.

    I expect Joe will have someone from Stavro's Shamrock bar in Piraeus on to tell us "whoi" the lights went out during Greek Prime Time last night.

    Not that anyone here would dare tear down the ivory towers in Montrose anyway, but it might give Joe a chance to remind us how invaluable his and the other well paid voices in RTE are "protecting our democracy" or some other such lofty justification of their modest annual windfalls.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Apart from the staff i wonder how many Irish people would protest if the Montrose holiday camp was closed down?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    europa11 wrote: »
    Would be nice to know what "fees" some of those well known Greek radio personalties like Iosiphi Duffopolis or Mapiona Finnucadamis;) were on before the Greeks pulled the plug on ERT.

    I expect Joe will have someone from Stavro's Shamrock bar in Piraeus on to tell us "whoi" the lights went out during Greek Prime Time last night.

    Not that anyone here would dare tear down the ivory towers in Montrose anyway, but it might give Joe a chance to remind us how invaluable his and the other well paid voices in RTE are "protecting our democracy" or some other such lofty justification of their modest annual windfalls.

    He will not touch this with a barge pole, it would be like a turkey talking about all those pigs that are slaughtered for Christmas:D


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