Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

That_Guy

This is hilarious.

lucylu

leave him there

Roger_007

What happens when he wants to p1ss??

Rock Lesnar

That_Guy wrote: »

This is hilarious.

This is what liveline should be about

neris

Lotz of angry brits in this country

Floppybits

This is class, the spare key is in his house.

lisaj

This is brilliant!

withless

Good idea Joe! Goo-gle!

ThisRegard

Joes sounds like he's talking about a house plant. It's not going quite the way Chris thought it would.

europa11

"Sanitaried"

Another addition to the Joe lexicon.

Floppybits

I bet google will love Joe for that statement.

Meathlass

I've just tuned in and this has all the makings of a classic liveline!

joe6pack

They could turn the heating on full wack...
The key would soon appear.

zef

"he needs to be fed , watered and sanitaried" - classic Joe

neris

He needs to be fed & watered. What is he joe? A horse?

Hamilcar

Wonder does he pay the TV licence

Sittingpretty

This man not nearly shouty enough.

Get Sarah back on.

JM Skipton

Get the funny friday crew around he wouldn't be long unlocking himself then

europa11

Hamilcar wrote: »

Wonder does he pay the TV licence

I hope not, then next week he can chain himself to Joe's radiator.:D

joe6pack

Nothing goes up my kazoo

Roger_007

neris wrote: »

He needs to be fed & watered. What us he joe? A horse?

Man wit bale of straw and bucket of oats seen on his way to O'Connell St.:pac:

clappyhappy

joe6pack wrote: »

They could turn the heating on full wack...
The key would soon appear.

Take a bow, brilliant

That_Guy

Occupy Radiator

ThisRegard

Chris sounds like someone who read a whole lot of political stuff he didn't understand last night and is now trying to recite it as his own words. Like you do when you're in doing and learning Irish off, you can recite it, but haven't a clue when asked to explain what it means.

Rock Lesnar

We have a guy ''clooo clocked'' to a radiator, we have hysterical callers and we have a new word for the english language '' sana-ter-ride''

I'm going to ''paraphrase'' this, Why cant liveline be like this everyday

Judgement Day

Why would the fire brigade be needed? A bolt cutters can be bought at any hardware shop or would that be stretching the garda intelligence budget too far. :rolleyes:

alexonhisown

Let that woman talk to him for a few mins, he wouldnt be long about going home.
That womans voice would push me over the edge.

Technocentral

Different taxes are introduced in the Budget, who says we have to vote for particular taxes? He's speaking nonsense.

pc7

I picture Chris as a long haired krusty vegan (sorry to those that are) wearing moccasins!

ThisRegard

Judgement Day wrote: »

Why would the fire brigade be needed? A bolt cutters can be bought at any hardware shop or would that be stretching the garda intelligence budget too far. :rolleyes:

A car jack, I'm sure there's enough room to squeeze it between his neck.

There he goes again, he talks in cliches.