Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

signostic

a peace commisioner will sign a piece of paper saying you are the legal guardian of the child, problem solved. (cost 7.50€)

syklops

Technocentral wrote: »

Silly country what would stop anyone writing the letter themselves? Sexy accent btw.

Dear guard at airport,

Kevins mammy authorises him to be accompanied with this stranger.

Regards,

Kevins Mammy.

snubbleste

They speak english en France?

syklops

signostic wrote: »

a peace commisioner will sign a piece of paper saying you are the legal guardian of the child, problem solved. (cost 7.50€)

How does the peace commissioner know you are the legal guardian?

snubbleste

My daughter is married to a garda Joe

neris

snubbleste wrote: »

They speak english en France?

No but they do in Mount pellier by the sounds of what shes saying

sudzs

"he's been literally everywhere with us"

I doubt it.... :rolleyes:

snubbleste

neris wrote: »

No but they do in Mount pellier by the sounds of what shes saying

She's saying Stansted now

ThisRegard

snubbleste wrote: »

She's saying Stansted now

They were flying via Stansted.

It's farcical though, you can get out of the country without any hindrance, but it's only a problem when trying to get back to Ireland.

edit: the statement from the department, it's even more farcical then if passport control gave the original caller hassle.

signostic

syklops wrote: »

How does the peace commissioner know you are the legal guardian?

You need the childs birth certificate, your own passport/birth cert, well thats what i needed when i wanted to get a letter.

neris

munsters greatest supporter. yeah damo ever since the wheels of the bandwagon started turning

syklops

Guard in being a prick shocker.

signostic

but can you bring them back????

snubbleste

signostic wrote: »

but can you bring them back????

We don't want them back

Rock Lesnar

Roger_007 wrote: »

Guard at airport NOT doing his duty. Not much of a story here!

As he was wrong, i Edited it for you .

Roger_007

ThisRegard wrote: »

They were flying via Stansted.

It's farcical though, you can get out of the country without any hindrance, but it's only a problem when trying to get back to Ireland.

Makes sense to me. Sure don't we want to get rid of children out of the country, we don't want to be adding more. Think of the saving on child benefit.:rolleyes:

Lapin

Are Damo and the researchers asleep at the wheel today?

Damo - "How will the bus strike inconveniance you"?
Bus user - "I fully support the bus driver's action".

And later

Damo - "What was the issue with your husband's British passport"?
Auntie of the Year - "No issue at all, none whatsoever".

signostic

Roger_007 wrote: »

Makes sense to me. Sure don't we want to get rid of children out of the country, we don't want to be adding more. Think of the saving on child benefit.:rolleyes:

are we not paying child benefit to parents whose children are already living in different countries?

snubbleste

signostic wrote: »

are we not paying child benefit to parents whose children are already living in different countries?

Yes.

JM Skipton

Lapin wrote: »

Are Damo and the researchers asleep at the wheel today?

Damo - "How will the bus strike inconveniance you"?
Bus user - "I fully support the bus driver's action".

And later

Damo - "What was the issue with your husband's British passport"?
Auntie of the Year - "No issue at all, none whatsoever".

Just copy and paste that comment to your post every time Damo is on

Meathlass

This €230 is part of the cost of setting up your business.

Factor it into your business plan and get over it.

Roger_007

signostic wrote: »

are we not paying child benefit to parents whose children are already living in different countries?

Irony, Sig, IRONY.

Meathlass

Wouldn't you want to be affiliated with your national body if you were setting up a sporting club?

europa11

It's IMAC Damo, not

signostic

JM Skipton wrote: »

Just copy and paste that comment to your post every time Damo is on

all the safe subjects will be gone when Joe gets back next week, today`s subjects safe as houses before the end of the celtic tiger - bus strike, auntie of the years, and now garda vetting.

Is Joe back next week ???

Lapin

OR

europa11

Meathlass wrote: »

Wouldn't you want to be affiliated with your national body if you were setting up a sporting club?

And making money if you were in business rather than saying "I don't really want to make money out of it"

Meathlass

Yer man has obviously done feck all research into his business. If he can't afford the €230 for vetting how is he going to rent a sports hall, pay for public liability insurance etc.

syklops

A Garda Vet.

Roger_007

I am sooooo facinated by this item!