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How do Russians and Eskimos have sex?

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    #32
    Kenny Gofuk
    Registered Users Posts: 34 ✭Kenny Gofuk


    Q. What do you call two eskimo lesbians in a kayak
    A. Fur traders


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    #33
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,661 ✭✭✭policarp


    With a red hammer and a blue sickle.


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    #34
    humbert
    Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    They don't have sex.

    Have you ever noticed how intuit and other peoples of the Arctic are usually a little shall we say chubby. When they have put on enough weight they reproduce by splitting in two.
    Guess that explains why they all look the same!


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    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,661 ✭✭✭policarp


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    #36
    The Scientician
    Registered Users Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    They don't have sex.

    Have you ever noticed how intuit and other peoples of the Arctic are usually a little shall we say chubby. When they have put on enough weight they reproduce by splitting in two.

    I don't think intuition has much to do with it.


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    blade1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,179 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    The Scientician wrote: »
    I don't think intuition has much to do with it.

    Don't yu pik on him!
    Oh God it's getting worse :cool:


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    #38
    chughes
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    An Eskimo left his snow mobile with a mechanic one morning as it was not working properly.

    "Call back after lunch", said the mechanic, "I should know what's wrong by then".

    After lunch the Eskimo walked back into the garage and the mechanic looked up from under the snow mobile.

    "Looks like you've blown a seal" said the mechanic.

    Said the Eskimo, "no, that's just a bit of mayonnaise from my lunch".


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