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How do Russians and Eskimos have sex?

  • 06-04-2013 4:50pm
    #1
    GobblyNob
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 97 ✭✭


    It gets so cold in Ireland sometimes I can barely manage a ****. How the hell do they do it in minus 40 degrees?


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  • #2
    who the fug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    quickly


  • #3
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    I believe it gets so cold in Russia if you touch your nose it can break off.


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    GobblyNob wrote: »
    It gets so cold in Ireland sometimes I can barely manage a ****. How the hell do they do it in minus 40 degrees?

    why dont you try **** indoors then for a change...:cool:


  • #5
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Friction creates heat.


  • #6
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Imagine the smell of fish


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  • #7
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwO33oUawM8


  • #8
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Having a fuck in the ice hotel in Sweden is on my to do list


  • #9
    The Big Red Button
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    How do Russians and Eskimos have sex

    Well, when a Russian loves an Eskimo very very much, the Russian plants his seed in the Eskimo's garden, and a beautiful flower begins to grow ...


  • #10
    Steve O
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    chatterpillar wrote: »
    Well, when a Russian loves an Eskimo very very much, the Russian plants his seed in the Eskimo's garden, and a beautiful flower begins to grow ...


    Pervert.


  • #11
    COYVB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,660 ✭✭✭COYVB


    GobblyNob wrote: »
    It gets so cold in Ireland sometimes I can barely manage a ****. How the hell do they do it in minus 40 degrees?

    Central heating


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  • #12
    humbert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Carefully!!


    Oh wait, no, that's hedgehogs.


  • #13
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Having a fuck in the ice hotel in Sweden is on my to do list

    You want to do a hotel? You dirty fecker.


  • #14
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    GobblyNob wrote: »
    It gets so cold in Ireland sometimes I can barely manage a ****. How the hell do they do it in minus 40 degrees?

    Under the sheets, lights out. Conservative. Timeless. Classic.


  • #15
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    How small would your mickey be at -40?


  • #16
    blade1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,612 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    kneemos wrote: »
    How small would your mickey be at -40?

    10 inches


  • #17
    Max Power1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    blade1 wrote: »
    10 inches

    10 inches below?


  • #18
    Antar Bolaeisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    GobblyNob wrote: »
    It gets so cold in Ireland sometimes I can barely manage a ****. How the hell do they do it in minus 40 degrees?

    Probably very often, I'd imagine the pickup line 'Hey, wanna share some body heat' goes down a lot better over there than it does here.


  • #19
    blade1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,612 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Max Power1 wrote: »
    10 inches below?
    No thanks:D


  • #20
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,974 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    kneemos wrote: »
    How small would your mickey be at -40?

    It'd be an 'innie'.


  • #21
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    kneemos wrote: »
    How small would your mickey be at -40?

    still bigger than yours:p


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  • #22
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    GobblyNob wrote: »
    How do Russians and Eskimos have sex?
    It gets so cold in Ireland sometimes I can barely manage a ****. How the hell do they do it in minus 40 degrees?

    In soviet Russia, dick **** you.


  • #23
    Rhys Essien
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,029 ✭✭✭Rhys Essien


    They say Eskimo's love it in the Igloo.:D


  • #24
    opti0nal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 892 ✭✭✭opti0nal


    I hear that Eskimos are really in u it.


  • #25
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    Eskimos never enjoy sex because the men are always russian it.


    *gets me coat


  • #26
    markad1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 923 ✭✭✭markad1


    kneemos wrote: »
    How small would your mickey be at -40?

    Be like having 2 bellybuttons


  • #27
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    GobblyNob wrote: »
    It gets so cold in Ireland sometimes I can barely manage a ****. How the hell do they do it in minus 40 degrees?

    non-gay sauna??


  • #28
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,604 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    They don't have sex.

    Have you ever noticed how intuit and other peoples of the Arctic are usually a little shall we say chubby. When they have put on enough weight they reproduce by splitting in two.


  • #29
    jay-me
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭jay-me


    Stinicker wrote: »
    Eskimos never enjoy sex because the men are always russian it.


    *gets me coat

    Put the coat down and take your seat please.. That pun doesn't require you to leave.. It just requires you to be shunned..


  • #30
    Truncheon Rouge
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 388 ✭✭Truncheon Rouge


    No pregnancy risk.

    Just a long white icicle protruding from your blue cock.


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  • #31
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Dem bitches on Porneskimo look innuit.


  • #32
    Kenny Gofuk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 ✭Kenny Gofuk


    Q. What do you call two eskimo lesbians in a kayak
    A. Fur traders


  • #33
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    With a red hammer and a blue sickle.


  • #34
    humbert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    They don't have sex.

    Have you ever noticed how intuit and other peoples of the Arctic are usually a little shall we say chubby. When they have put on enough weight they reproduce by splitting in two.
    Guess that explains why they all look the same!


  • #35
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    .


  • #36
    The Scientician
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    They don't have sex.

    Have you ever noticed how intuit and other peoples of the Arctic are usually a little shall we say chubby. When they have put on enough weight they reproduce by splitting in two.

    I don't think intuition has much to do with it.


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  • #37
    blade1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,612 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    The Scientician wrote: »
    I don't think intuition has much to do with it.

    Don't yu pik on him!
    Oh God it's getting worse :cool:


  • #38
    chughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    An Eskimo left his snow mobile with a mechanic one morning as it was not working properly.

    "Call back after lunch", said the mechanic, "I should know what's wrong by then".

    After lunch the Eskimo walked back into the garage and the mechanic looked up from under the snow mobile.

    "Looks like you've blown a seal" said the mechanic.

    Said the Eskimo, "no, that's just a bit of mayonnaise from my lunch".


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