Had enough

6541

AH has to be the place to post this as I have I like a Laugh.

So I am single relatively recently, I have posted about this before.
I have 100,000 grand cash and more coming to me !
I have a Job for life ! I am mid thirties, But I am not happy.

So Why am I not happy.

BullSh!t I have to put up with at work, but nothing serious, I could laught it off, but am scared I will grow old and bitter there.

Random Drug tests at work. I like an auld dance (old skool bhoy)

Not over my ex relationship just yet.

It is now looking like the country (which I love, I am Patriotic) is Fcuked, 14% unemployed and if you talk to the IMF thats actually 23%.

Social life sucks, Okay I have loads of cash but thats no fun when everyone else has none.

Relentless bad news economy wise in this country.

Dealing with three eyed mountainy men day in and day out.

So life has got to be better, so AH suggestions, but I am not goning to blow everything on hookers and drugs in one year, This cash has got to get me out of this and put me on a new permanent path.

So shoot!!!!!!!

Duff

Give me some cash? I'm sound like..

TeddyTedson

PI for you my friend (assuming you are that rich of course :P)

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=127

Otherwise all we can recommend you is coke and hookers

frag420

Give me the cash or il shoot!!

humberklog

6541 wrote: »

So shoot!!!!!!!

If I could get a clear shot I would.

Conbhar

Give some of your new found cash to charity, that might cheer you up a bit

feargale

6541 wrote: »

So shoot!!!!!!!

BANG !!!

Ten of Swords

Hookers and drugs eh? Stretch it out to 2 years then. Problem solved

joetoad

This thread should be titled "I have more money than you and a fantastic job". Anyone else want to chip in and buy the OP a gold medal for been so great! When I grow up I want to be just like you OP. I can then brag to all my online friends about how rich I am.

btard

Whatever you do, don't do it here. Get out before the government finds a way to get that cash off you. Doesn't matter where or to do what. Just get the **** out asap.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Leave work so you can have disco biscuits. Start your own business with the €100k+

Join some clubs and get some friends.

Be realistic, you are not as bad as a lot of other people.

nelly17

Take some unpaid leave and go travelling foir a couple of months to get some perspective

Archeron

Buy 200,000 Kinder eggs. That much joy has to help.

Hazys

Conbhar wrote: »

Give some of your new found cash to charity, that might cheer you up a bit

ok then

Chucken

I'd a bit confused as to what the OP has enough of?

Having a job?
Having friends?
Having money?

Ya actually, it sounds shyte.

Bishop_Donal

Stick your eur100k on deposit in Cyprus. You'll be tax sheltered and that will make you feel happy.

Ten of Swords

Chucken wrote: »

I'd a bit confused as to what the OP has enough of?

Having a job?
Having friends?
Having money?

Ya actually, it sounds shyte.

Friends are the problem, specifically poor friends if i read op correctly

orestes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHo2pXO_XAI

joetoad

Hi

My name is Adetoke and I am a prince from Nigeria. I am currently not in my home country and am short of funds. If you transfer me the 100,000 euro I will transfer you 500,000 when I return to Nigeria and have access to my account. This is a once in a life time opportunity and you would be foolish to pass it up. Please PM so we can exchange bank account details so you do not miss this amazing offer. I will also through in a free trip to my palace in Nigeria.

Yours faithfully

Adetoke

6541

joetoad wrote: »

Hi

My name is Adetoke and I am a prince from Nigeria. I am currently not in my home country and am short of funds. If you transfer me the 100,000 euro I will transfer you 500,000 when I return to Nigeria and have access to my account. This is a once in a life time opportunity and you would be foolish to pass it up. Please PM so we can exchange bank account details so you do not miss this amazing offer. I will also through in a free trip to my palace in Nigeria.

Yours faithfully

Adetoke

Okay you win!

Carnegie

The problem I have is people love me so much they never criticise me.
I speed all the time but the gardai never give me a ticket.
If I don't pay my taxes, revenue pays them for me!
Its hell being Mel.

smash

6541 wrote: »

I have 100,000 grand cash

You have 100 million in cash... Jesus, must be a big mattress!

6541

btard wrote: »

Whatever you do, don't do it here. Get out before the government finds a way to get that cash off you. Doesn't matter where or to do what. Just get the **** out asap.

On a serious note I think you could be on the money here. I really think things are going from bad to worse here.

homemadecider

6541 wrote: »

I have 100,000 grand cash and more coming to me !

100 grand = 100,000

100,000 grand = 100,000,000

You are rich!

Standard Toaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45cuzB6GZF4

BillyMitchel

Got to Bolivia and still blow it all on coke and Latina hookers. It will last a lot more than a year there.

Can I come?!

mattjack

joetoad wrote: »

Hi

My name is Adetoke and I am a prince from Nigeria. I am currently not in my home country and am short of funds. If you transfer me the 100,000 euro I will transfer you 500,000 when I return to Nigeria and have access to my account. This is a once in a life time opportunity and you would be foolish to pass it up. Please PM so we can exchange bank account details so you do not miss this amazing offer. I will also through in a free trip to my palace in Nigeria.

Yours faithfully

Adetoke

This is a scam , I'm Prince Akinwanda and if you transfer 100,000 euro to my coke and hooker fund you will be guaranteed eternal life and happiness.
Also my wife is named Lady Arsebang and she is available for parties for
a fee of 100000 euros .

I look forward to sharing your fortune

Akinwanda

C.K Dexter Haven

6541 wrote: »

So shoot!!!!!!!

BANG!

Feel better?

Chucken

Ten of Swords wrote: »

Friends are the problem, specifically poor friends if i read op correctly

Ya, poor friends are the worst.

No doubt he can buy some richer ones somewhere else.

HalloweenJack

Invest in Brazil.

IIRC, if you invest c. $20k, they'll automatically give you Brazilian citizenship. Go there, teach English (with citizenship, you'll make a fortune and you'll never be out of work), marry a hot Brazilian girl (assuming you're Irish, your Northern European complexion will drive the ladies wild) and enjoy the great weather and the nice laid-back lifestyle.

C.K Dexter Haven

HalloweenJack wrote: »

Invest in Brazil.

IIRC, if you invest c. $20k, they'll automatically give you Brazilian citizenship. Go there, teach English (with citizenship, you'll make a fortune and you'll never be out of work), marry a hot Brazilian girl (assuming you're Irish, your Northern European complexion will drive the ladies wild) and enjoy the great weather and the nice laid-back lifestyle.

Is that you Ronnie?

SB2013

HalloweenJack wrote: »

Invest in Brazil.

IIRC, if you invest c. $20k, they'll automatically give you Brazilian citizenship. Go there, teach English (with citizenship, you'll make a fortune and you'll never be out of work), marry a hot Brazilian girl (assuming you're Irish, your Northern European complexion will drive the ladies wild) and enjoy the great weather and the nice laid-back lifestyle.

Plus the Olympics and World Cup are going there aren't they?

Smidge

HalloweenJack wrote: »

Invest in Brazil.

IIRC, if you invest c. $20k, they'll automatically give you Brazilian citizenship. Go there, teach English (with citizenship, you'll make a fortune and you'll never be out of work), marry a hot Brazilian girl (assuming you're Irish, your Northern European complexion will drive the ladies wild) and enjoy the great weather and the nice laid-back lifestyle.

I know this is AH but is the above true?
They bit about the citizenship and the teaching prospects not the hot Brazilian:D

amacca

If I may chip in, to me the OP sounds more than just bored but maybe a bit depressed despite the job and 100k.

dxhound2005

6541 wrote: »

AH has to be the place to post this as I have I like a Laugh.

So I am single relatively recently, I have posted about this before.
I have 100,000 grand cash and more coming to me !
I have a Job for life ! I am mid thirties, But I am not happy.

So Why am I not happy.

BullSh!t I have to put up with at work, but nothing serious, I could laught it off, but am scared I will grow old and bitter there.

Random Drug tests at work. I like an auld dance (old skool bhoy)

Not over my ex relationship just yet.

It is now looking like the country (which I love, I am Patriotic) is Fcuked, 14% unemployed and if you talk to the IMF thats actually 23%.

Social life sucks, Okay I have loads of cash but thats no fun when everyone else has none.

Relentless bad news economy wise in this country.

Dealing with three eyed mountainy men day in and day out.

So life has got to be better, so AH suggestions, but I am not goning to blow everything on hookers and drugs in one year, This cash has got to get me out of this and put me on a new permanent path.

So shoot!!!!!!!

I am trying to figure out the nature of your occupation. Three eyed mountainy men sounds dangerous.

The King of Moo

You should troll popular forums. I'd say it's great craic.

6541

amacca wrote: »

If I may chip in, to me the OP sounds more than just bored but maybe a bit depressed despite the job and 100k.

No not depressed, more worried the way things are going here at the moment and more like there has to be more to life then this, plodding along, adventure is a calling ! But it needs to be planned.

OneArt

Wait... Are you saying that you come into contact with people that have three eyes?

How does that work? Can they see out of their third eye or is it just a genetic dud?

General General

Sunshine. Oz. Go there. Unless you've family here that you couldn't bring yourself to leave. If you've family here that you couldn't bring yourself to leave, move to Catalonia (easy commute). Learn Spanish (& Catalan, if you like), it's not that hard. Work-wise, either in Oz or Catalonia, do something you like well enough to make up for the fact that you mightn't get that rich off of it.

joetoad

6541 wrote: »

Okay you win!

Where My PM? I **** you not that I am for real.

Adetoke

pragmatic1

Heroin is supposed to be a good cure for boredom.

HalloweenJack

Smidge wrote: »

I know this is AH but is the above true?
They bit about the citizenship and the teaching prospects not the hot Brazilian:D

Teaching prospects, yeah. I worked there illegally and it was easy to get work. I was making about €20 an hour. Some of the more "professional" companies won't hire foreigners without visas but if you can get one (which isn't easy), you also qualify for a higher pay scale. Citizens, obviously, don't need visas.

As for the citizenship, when it came time to try to work out a deal, one of my friends suggested the above (investing 20k in the country) as a way to get a passport. I don't think it explicitly says this but it definitely happens.

If I had had 20k, things would be different now.

dxhound2005

6541 wrote: »

No not depressed, more worried the way things are going here at the moment and more like there has to be more to life then this, plodding along, adventure is a calling ! But it needs to be planned.

Take the long view. Things were a lot worse here for most of the past. And there will never be a time in the future when the people on AH will be happy even when houses treble in price. And you are an example of the phenomenon where people with jobs want to be off and people without jobs want to work.

df1985

OP money wont bring you happiness as corny as that sounds. my folks left me a big chunk of change but it doesnt make a difference if other things are getting you down.

Sounds like your job is your main problem - if your finanically secure, change jobs? retrain? back to college?....you at least have the option and can afford to. or just pack it all in and go travelling still have plenty of money left after.

Airitech

dxhound2005 wrote: »

I am trying to figure out the nature of your occupation. Three eyed mountainy men sounds dangerous.

A job for life,
random drug tests at work,
Swimming in money,
Dealing with mutants all day

Has to be a Garda, lol

Ten of Swords

dxhound2005 wrote: »

I am trying to figure out the nature of your occupation. Three eyed mountainy men sounds dangerous.

Sounds like a government minister... except for the random drug testing, poor Ming wouldn't last long

dxhound2005

Airitech wrote: »

A job for life,
random drug tests at work,
Swimming in money,
Dealing with mutants all day

Has to be a Garda, lol

Could be a teacher.

BillyMitchel

Airitech wrote: »

A job for life,
random drug tests at work,
Swimming in money,
Dealing with mutants all day

Has to be a Garda, lol

Or a politician

WittyKitty1

"'id love that cup! If I had that cup and I was Elvis and I had a big car that'd be fantastic!" -Father Dougal Maguire.

NegativeCreep

Conbhar wrote: »

Give some of your new found cash to charity, that might cheer you up a bit

When has that ever cheered anyone up?

Queen-Mise

I'd second taking a break. Take a leave of absence/sabbatical for a year.

Take a six month working break & relax for a few months. Take stock of what you want in life.

Think about more education, to get you further in your job that doesn't have random drug testing.