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Had enough

6541 · 2013-04-04 20:42:11

AH has to be the place to post this as I have I like a Laugh. So I am single relatively recently, I have posted about this before. I have 100,000 grand cash and more coming to me ! I have a Job for life ! I am mid thirties, But I am not happy. So Why am I not happy. BullSh!t I have to put up with at work, but nothing…

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6541

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AH has to be the place to post this as I have I like a Laugh.

So I am single relatively recently, I have posted about this before.
I have 100,000 grand cash and more coming to me !
I have a Job for life ! I am mid thirties, But I am not happy.

So Why am I not happy.

BullSh!t I have to put up with at work, but nothing serious, I could laught it off, but am scared I will grow old and bitter there.

Random Drug tests at work. I like an auld dance (old skool bhoy)

Not over my ex relationship just yet.

It is now looking like the country (which I love, I am Patriotic) is Fcuked, 14% unemployed and if you talk to the IMF thats actually 23%.

Social life sucks, Okay I have loads of cash but thats no fun when everyone else has none.

Relentless bad news economy wise in this country.

Dealing with three eyed mountainy men day in and day out.

So life has got to be better, so AH suggestions, but I am not goning to blow everything on hookers and drugs in one year, This cash has got to get me out of this and put me on a new permanent path.

So shoot!!!!!!!

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#2 04-04-2013 9:43pm
Duff

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Give me some cash? I'm sound like..

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#3 04-04-2013 9:45pm
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PI for you my friend (assuming you are that rich of course :P)

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=127

Otherwise all we can recommend you is coke and hookers

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#4 04-04-2013 9:45pm
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Give me the cash or il shoot!!

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#5 04-04-2013 9:45pm
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6541 wrote: »

So shoot!!!!!!!

If I could get a clear shot I would.

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#6 04-04-2013 9:46pm
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Give some of your new found cash to charity, that might cheer you up a bit

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#7 04-04-2013 9:46pm
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6541 wrote: »

So shoot!!!!!!!

BANG !!!

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#8 04-04-2013 9:47pm
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Hookers and drugs eh? Stretch it out to 2 years then. Problem solved

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#9 04-04-2013 9:47pm
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This thread should be titled "I have more money than you and a fantastic job". Anyone else want to chip in and buy the OP a gold medal for been so great! When I grow up I want to be just like you OP. I can then brag to all my online friends about how rich I am.

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#10 04-04-2013 9:47pm
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Whatever you do, don't do it here. Get out before the government finds a way to get that cash off you. Doesn't matter where or to do what. Just get the **** out asap.

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#11 04-04-2013 9:48pm
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Leave work so you can have disco biscuits. Start your own business with the €100k+

Join some clubs and get some friends.

Be realistic, you are not as bad as a lot of other people.

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#12 04-04-2013 9:49pm
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Take some unpaid leave and go travelling foir a couple of months to get some perspective

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#13 04-04-2013 9:50pm
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Buy 200,000 Kinder eggs. That much joy has to help.

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#14 04-04-2013 9:50pm
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Conbhar wrote: »

Give some of your new found cash to charity, that might cheer you up a bit

ok then

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#15 04-04-2013 9:51pm
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I'd a bit confused as to what the OP has enough of?

Having a job?
Having friends?
Having money?

Ya actually, it sounds shyte.

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#16 04-04-2013 9:51pm
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Stick your eur100k on deposit in Cyprus. You'll be tax sheltered and that will make you feel happy.

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#17 04-04-2013 9:52pm
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Chucken wrote: »

I'd a bit confused as to what the OP has enough of?

Having a job?
Having friends?
Having money?

Ya actually, it sounds shyte.

Friends are the problem, specifically poor friends if i read op correctly

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#18 04-04-2013 9:52pm
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#19 04-04-2013 9:53pm
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Hi

My name is Adetoke and I am a prince from Nigeria. I am currently not in my home country and am short of funds. If you transfer me the 100,000 euro I will transfer you 500,000 when I return to Nigeria and have access to my account. This is a once in a life time opportunity and you would be foolish to pass it up. Please PM so we can exchange bank account details so you do not miss this amazing offer. I will also through in a free trip to my palace in Nigeria.

Yours faithfully

Adetoke

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#20 04-04-2013 9:54pm
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joetoad wrote: »

Hi

My name is Adetoke and I am a prince from Nigeria. I am currently not in my home country and am short of funds. If you transfer me the 100,000 euro I will transfer you 500,000 when I return to Nigeria and have access to my account. This is a once in a life time opportunity and you would be foolish to pass it up. Please PM so we can exchange bank account details so you do not miss this amazing offer. I will also through in a free trip to my palace in Nigeria.

Yours faithfully

Adetoke

Okay you win!

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#21 04-04-2013 9:54pm
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The problem I have is people love me so much they never criticise me.
I speed all the time but the gardai never give me a ticket.
If I don't pay my taxes, revenue pays them for me!
Its hell being Mel.

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#22 04-04-2013 9:54pm
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6541 wrote: »

I have 100,000 grand cash

You have 100 million in cash... Jesus, must be a big mattress!

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#23 04-04-2013 9:55pm
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btard wrote: »

Whatever you do, don't do it here. Get out before the government finds a way to get that cash off you. Doesn't matter where or to do what. Just get the **** out asap.

On a serious note I think you could be on the money here. I really think things are going from bad to worse here.

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#24 04-04-2013 9:59pm
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6541 wrote: »

I have 100,000 grand cash and more coming to me !

100 grand = 100,000

100,000 grand = 100,000,000

You are rich!

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#25 04-04-2013 9:59pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45cuzB6GZF4

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#26 04-04-2013 10:00pm
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Got to Bolivia and still blow it all on coke and Latina hookers. It will last a lot more than a year there.

Can I come?!

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#27 04-04-2013 10:02pm
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joetoad wrote: »

Hi

My name is Adetoke and I am a prince from Nigeria. I am currently not in my home country and am short of funds. If you transfer me the 100,000 euro I will transfer you 500,000 when I return to Nigeria and have access to my account. This is a once in a life time opportunity and you would be foolish to pass it up. Please PM so we can exchange bank account details so you do not miss this amazing offer. I will also through in a free trip to my palace in Nigeria.

Yours faithfully

Adetoke

This is a scam , I'm Prince Akinwanda and if you transfer 100,000 euro to my coke and hooker fund you will be guaranteed eternal life and happiness.
Also my wife is named Lady Arsebang and she is available for parties for
a fee of 100000 euros .

I look forward to sharing your fortune

Akinwanda

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#28 04-04-2013 10:02pm
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6541 wrote: »

So shoot!!!!!!!

BANG!

Feel better?

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#29 04-04-2013 10:02pm
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Ten of Swords wrote: »

Friends are the problem, specifically poor friends if i read op correctly

Ya, poor friends are the worst.

No doubt he can buy some richer ones somewhere else.

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#30 04-04-2013 10:09pm
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Invest in Brazil.

IIRC, if you invest c. $20k, they'll automatically give you Brazilian citizenship. Go there, teach English (with citizenship, you'll make a fortune and you'll never be out of work), marry a hot Brazilian girl (assuming you're Irish, your Northern European complexion will drive the ladies wild) and enjoy the great weather and the nice laid-back lifestyle.

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#31 04-04-2013 10:13pm
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HalloweenJack wrote: »

Invest in Brazil.

IIRC, if you invest c. $20k, they'll automatically give you Brazilian citizenship. Go there, teach English (with citizenship, you'll make a fortune and you'll never be out of work), marry a hot Brazilian girl (assuming you're Irish, your Northern European complexion will drive the ladies wild) and enjoy the great weather and the nice laid-back lifestyle.

Is that you Ronnie?

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