Eating your Kids Easter Eggs

Hootanany

Guilty
2 cadbury cream eggs going blame my son.

Temptamperu

You're a Monster!!

Czarcasm

OP I'm guessing this thread will have about as short a life span as the ones you just inhaled, leaving you with egg on your face.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

What's this, a confession box?

You should be ashamed of yerself! Like a Catholic taking two Jesus biscuits!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I'm with the OP.

If a child still has chocolate lying around 48 horus after easter Sunday, he got too much in the first place and said chocolate should be fair game.

MickFleetwood

That's probably worse than murder.

No, definitely.

NegativeCreep

I give the eggs to my mam. I only eat the bars that come with them!

sunflower27

I always ate my brother's and sisters' before I ate mine.

Hootanany

They won't know till they wake up any better excuses

Aspiring

I thought I was smart one year got up about 8 in the morning well before everyone would be up for mass and ate all of my own and most of my sisters, ended up with the worst constipation imaginable. Worth it but karma I guess!

Hootanany

I only ate two little ones.

Greenmachine

No kids to steal eggs from guess. I will have to wait till next year or the year after or....

Kylo Ren

Hootanany wrote: »

I only ate two little ones.

And you ate their eggs?

You're sick.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Hootanany wrote: »

They won't know till they wake up any better excuses

"Are you sure you had two left? You have eaten an wwful lot of choclate lately..."

Hootanany wrote: »

I only ate two little ones.

Wait: we are talking about the eggs here and not the kids, right...?

PizzamanIRL

I have no shame eating my daughter's Easter Egg because she's 4 weeks old.

Why the fffff would you buy a 4 week old baby an Easter Egg?

miggins

Tomorrow the remaining eggs shall be transformed into crispy buns, it will be good

Hootanany

miggins wrote: »

Tomorrow the remaining eggs shall be transformed into crispy buns, it will be good

How.

KungPao

I ate my own Easter egg, which I bought for myself.

miggins

Hootanany wrote: »

How.

It involves rice crispies,,,, that's all I can say for now

will.i.am

Haven't the mugs got smaller in the eggs this year!

dodderangler

Hootanany wrote: »

Guilty
2 cadbury cream eggs going blame my son.

Your worse than hitler

Gee_G

will.i.am wrote: »

Haven't the mugs got smaller in the eggs this year!

YES! I thought I was the only one who noticed

Hootanany

There is a big Lindt one hidden under the stairs, very tempted.

gallag

The secret is to win the eggs of them, keeps it legit, my 3yo daughter is slow and weak so we race and arm wrestle for her eggs.

SEPT 23 1989

Stolen eggs taste better

Here Precious2

Hootanany wrote: »

There is a big Lindt one hidden under the stairs, very tempted.

Can't beat the old Lindt chocolate. Nom Nom Nom

seagull

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

I have no shame eating my daughter's Easter Egg because she's 4 weeks old.

Why the fffff would you buy a 4 week old baby an Easter Egg?

So you can have a guilt free egg yourself. You didn't buy it for yourself, so you're not getting yourself a treat. You can't let the baby eat it, chocolates bad for young babies, so you're eating it to protect your baby and so it doesn't go to waste, not because you really want to.

Rothmans

Eating your Kids Easter Eggs

:eek: I initially misunderstood that thread title. I read it as 'Eating your Kids, Easter Eggs',thought we were on the verge of famine, I'm very tired. . .

CrazyRabbit

All you posh people and your fancy chocolate eggs! I had to settle for 2 hard boiled chicken eggs.

kingofslaves

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

All you posh people and your fancy chocolate eggs! I had to settle for 2 hard boiled chicken eggs.

That's luxury, we had to make do with ONE quail egg - between 6 of us !

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Hootanany wrote: »

Guilty
2 cadbury cream eggs going blame my son.

So, a little late I know, but how did it go this morning?