Eating your Kids Easter Eggs

Hootanany

Guilty
2 cadbury cream eggs going blame my son.

Temptamperu

You're a Monster!!

Czarcasm

OP I'm guessing this thread will have about as short a life span as the ones you just inhaled, leaving you with egg on your face.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

What's this, a confession box?

You should be ashamed of yerself! Like a Catholic taking two Jesus biscuits!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I'm with the OP.

If a child still has chocolate lying around 48 horus after easter Sunday, he got too much in the first place and said chocolate should be fair game.

MickFleetwood

That's probably worse than murder.

No, definitely.

NegativeCreep

I give the eggs to my mam. I only eat the bars that come with them!

sunflower27

I always ate my brother's and sisters' before I ate mine.

Hootanany

They won't know till they wake up any better excuses

Aspiring

I thought I was smart one year got up about 8 in the morning well before everyone would be up for mass and ate all of my own and most of my sisters, ended up with the worst constipation imaginable. Worth it but karma I guess!

Hootanany

I only ate two little ones.

Greenmachine

No kids to steal eggs from guess. I will have to wait till next year or the year after or....

Kylo Ren

Hootanany wrote: »

I only ate two little ones.

And you ate their eggs?

You're sick.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Hootanany wrote: »

They won't know till they wake up any better excuses

"Are you sure you had two left? You have eaten an wwful lot of choclate lately..."

Hootanany wrote: »

I only ate two little ones.

Wait: we are talking about the eggs here and not the kids, right...?

PizzamanIRL

I have no shame eating my daughter's Easter Egg because she's 4 weeks old.

Why the fffff would you buy a 4 week old baby an Easter Egg?

miggins

Tomorrow the remaining eggs shall be transformed into crispy buns, it will be good

Hootanany

miggins wrote: »

Tomorrow the remaining eggs shall be transformed into crispy buns, it will be good

How.

KungPao

I ate my own Easter egg, which I bought for myself.

miggins

Hootanany wrote: »

How.

It involves rice crispies,,,, that's all I can say for now

will.i.am

Haven't the mugs got smaller in the eggs this year!

dodderangler

Hootanany wrote: »

Guilty
2 cadbury cream eggs going blame my son.

Your worse than hitler

Gee_G

will.i.am wrote: »

Haven't the mugs got smaller in the eggs this year!

YES! I thought I was the only one who noticed

Hootanany

There is a big Lindt one hidden under the stairs, very tempted.

gallag

The secret is to win the eggs of them, keeps it legit, my 3yo daughter is slow and weak so we race and arm wrestle for her eggs.

SEPT 23 1989

Stolen eggs taste better

Here Precious2

Hootanany wrote: »

There is a big Lindt one hidden under the stairs, very tempted.

Can't beat the old Lindt chocolate. Nom Nom Nom

seagull

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

I have no shame eating my daughter's Easter Egg because she's 4 weeks old.

Why the fffff would you buy a 4 week old baby an Easter Egg?

So you can have a guilt free egg yourself. You didn't buy it for yourself, so you're not getting yourself a treat. You can't let the baby eat it, chocolates bad for young babies, so you're eating it to protect your baby and so it doesn't go to waste, not because you really want to.

Rothmans

Eating your Kids Easter Eggs

:eek: I initially misunderstood that thread title. I read it as 'Eating your Kids, Easter Eggs',thought we were on the verge of famine, I'm very tired. . .

CrazyRabbit

All you posh people and your fancy chocolate eggs! I had to settle for 2 hard boiled chicken eggs.

kingofslaves

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

All you posh people and your fancy chocolate eggs! I had to settle for 2 hard boiled chicken eggs.

That's luxury, we had to make do with ONE quail egg - between 6 of us !

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Hootanany wrote: »

Guilty
2 cadbury cream eggs going blame my son.

So, a little late I know, but how did it go this morning?

wilkie2006

Whatever about eating your children's Easter eggs, for the ultimate in relaxation you need to wear their nappies for a weekend.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

wilkie2006 wrote: »

Whatever about eating your children's Easter eggs, for the ultimate in relaxation you need to wear their nappies for a weekend.

Wrong forum. Sooooooo wrong forum.

morlock_

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YQpbzQ6gzs

ElChe32

Who would OP be like? Hitler or one of those mad fellas?

Agricola

Rothmans wrote: »

:eek: I initially misunderstood that thread title. I read it as 'Eating your Kids, Easter Eggs',thought we were on the verge of famine, I'm very tired. . .

I thought............something else

Grim

iguana

I eat my son's Easter eggs in order to turn my breastmilk chocolatey so he can enjoy his treats on his first Easter. It's a hard sacrifice I make but I do it because I love chocolate him.:)

NegativeCreep

... may I sample some of this delicious titty milk?

hardy buck salmon

My father used to tell me that Crash Bandicoot jumped out of the playstation, "hula-ba-god" me father out of the way, and then 'Crash Bandicoot' feashted away on them Easter eggs.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

iguana wrote: »

I eat my son's Easter eggs in order to turn my breastmilk chocolatey so he can enjoy his treats on his first Easter. It's a hard sacrifice I make but I do it because I love chocolate him.:)

adopt me.

efb

My cat bought me the maaaasive Cadbury's Dairy Milk one- he loves me that much! Lol

ToddyDoody

It wouldn't be Easter without dad lightening the Easter egg load significantly (and denying it vehemently)

Hootanany

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

So, a little late I know, but how did it go this morning?

I got away with it:D

kingofslaves

Hootanany wrote: »

I got away with it:D

Yay for kids having lots of treats ! It's the same at Xmas, I remember my parents playing the old pong tv game they bought us on xmas eve. I could hear it and wondered wtf it was ! My dad said he was given a train set one year, his dad and granddad set it up and then wouldn't let him play with it lol

hairyprincess

It's a perk of the job

admiralofthefleet

half a lindt and a mickey mouse egg, more to 'help' him eat tomorrow

Zebra3

dodderangler wrote: »

Your worse than hitler

Serious grammar nazi potential there. :pac:

sovereign121

Rothmans wrote: »

:eek: I initially misunderstood that thread title. I read it as 'Eating your Kids, Easter Eggs',thought we were on the verge of famine, I'm very tired. . .

I see you do indeed have a reading deficiency, the education system in Athy has alot to answer for