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Irish brekkie in a cafe - would you accept dairyspreads?

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    #32
    TOMs WIFE
    Registered Users Posts: 289 ✭✭TOMs WIFE


    Real butter for me. End of.


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    #33
    April O Neill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭April O Neill


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    If there are the big 1kg bottles of Kandee ketchup on the table I'm walking out

    Sign of a cheapskate owner

    Had Kandee ketchup recently (not in an eating establishment) - it is far nicer than I remembered.


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    #34
    Miss Lockhart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,639 ✭✭✭Miss Lockhart


    Butter and spread are both disgusting. Slimy saltiness.... ugh!


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    #35
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Breakfast.B-R-E-A-K-F-A-S-T.


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    #36
    dgt
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    Am I the only anus that misread the title as Irish bukkake in a cafe.... :o


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    #37
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    Marketing is truly amazing.

    Those who doubt its power are idiots.

    I mean watered down milk - and sold for a higher price!


    and of course, unsaleable vegetable oil, mixed with soya protein or similar and sold as 'butter'.

    Yup, we live in wondrous times.


    :D And don't forget we well an awful lot of people buy there water to drink now ;)


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    #38
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I hate butter and all spreads, bareback all the way.:cool:


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    #39
    Lapin
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    No.

    I'd call the waitress over, and in the strongest Monaghan accent I could put on, I'd ask -

    Where's the Champion Butthur hey ?


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    #40
    podgeandrodge
    Registered Users Posts: 5,766 ✭✭✭podgeandrodge


    Lapin wrote: »
    No.

    I'd call the waitress over, and in the strongest Monaghan accent I could put on, I'd ask -

    Where's the Champion Butthur hey ?

    And if she said, "Arrr sure I've only got Kerrymaid" would you be polite?!


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    #41
    podgeandrodge
    Registered Users Posts: 5,766 ✭✭✭podgeandrodge


    See last night that Dairygold have a ad on tv saying "butter it with dairygold". Using butter as a verb here is downright cheeky when it isn't butter.


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    #42
    Kold
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    In Asia, your butterpack comes straight from the freezer and brown bread doesn't exist. But like... Whatever.


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    #43
    Kold
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    In Asia, your butterpack comes straight from the freezer and brown bread doesn't exist. But like... Whatever.


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    #44
    Miss Lockhart
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    Kold wrote: »
    In Asia, your butterpack comes straight from the freezer and brown bread doesn't exist. But like... Whatever.

    We get it. You're in Asia.


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    #45
    WoollyRedHat
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    podgeandrodge wrote: »
    See last night that Dairygold have a ad on tv saying "butter it with dairygold". Using butter as a verb here is downright cheeky when it isn't butter.

    Uh oh, I sense a massive law-suit case coming, why that's the most blatant case of false advertising Ive seen since the suit against the movie The Neverending Story.


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    #46
    Lando Griffins OTHER HALF
    Registered Users Posts: 37 ✭Lando Griffins OTHER HALF


    Butter.


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    #47
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I like my spread like I like my women.

    In a neat package in the fridge?


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    #48
    efb
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    I like my butter like I like my men, cold and hard. And a salty aftertaste.


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    #49
    Henlars67
    Registered Users Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭Henlars67


    Real butter gives me heartburn. It also tastes horrible.


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    #50
    sligojoek
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    podgeandrodge wrote: »
    See last night that Dairygold have a ad on tv saying "butter it with dairygold". Using butter as a verb here is downright cheeky when it isn't butter.

    I used to do a bit of tiling. Putting adhesive on an individual tile instead of on the floor or wall was called "back-buttering".


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    #51
    iguana
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    I picked 2 as I wouldn't eat that butter substitute crap but tbh, if the breakfast foods themselves were really nice I'd probably go back.


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    #52
    Joe prim
    Registered Users Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Joe prim


    again the absence of an Atari Jaguar spread option on this poll indicates the declining standards of Boards.ie debates on topics of national importance,and woe to the first poster to ask WTF?


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