What to eat for final takeaway??

0ph0rce0

I was doing well before Christmas with my eating, loosing a lot of weight, hitting the gym and getting the weights on and building some decent muscle.

Anyway Christmas came and for the the last nearly 3 months or whatever it is I've eaten a takeaway everyday at least once, sometimes 2 or 3 a day with lunch in work and what not.

Long story short i'm a fat **** again, Tomorrow i get back into the routine i had before and try get the body back.

So tonight i'm going to have a giant takeaway seeing as its my last one.

What should i get?? Or Tell me what you would get?? If you knew its the last one you were getting.

Daffodil.d

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

I was doing well before Christmas with my eating, loosing a lot of weight, hitting the gym and getting the weights on and building some decent muscle.

Anyway Christmas came and for the the last nearly 3 months or whatever it is I've eaten a takeaway everyday at least once, sometimes 2 or 3 a day with lunch in work and what not.

Long story short i'm a fat **** again, Tomorrow i get back into the routine i had before and try get the body back.

So tonight i'm going to have a giant takeaway seeing as its my last one.

What should i get?? Or Tell me what you would get??

Something stogy like Chinese curry. That's what I am going to have. You'll be so stuffed after it. You won't want st again.

Gummy Panda

Chinese from a restaurant that does take away instead of usual cheap local take away.

retalivity

you're in dublin, so an italian chipper.
The whole lot, burgers, battered sausages, breast of chicken, fish, and chips.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

You should get a chicken fried botulism, that will sort you out.

Artful_Badger

I think I'll join you in this and then get my life sorted later. I say a Chinese would go down a treat.

Steve O

Vindaloo or Phall if you are in a brave mood.

You'll have your last crap filled takeaway and you'll start loosing weight with all the sweating from the sheer heat of it. Win-win.

0ph0rce0

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Chinese from a restaurant that does take away instead of usual cheap local take away.

I like that idea something Upmarket :pac: but everyone knows the restaurant take away is just the scraps off plates

Fromthetrees

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

I was doing well before Christmas with my eating, loosing a lot of weight, hitting the gym and getting the weights on and building some decent muscle.

Anyway Christmas came and for the the last nearly 3 months or whatever it is I've eaten a takeaway everyday at least once, sometimes 2 or 3 a day with lunch in work and what not.

Long story short i'm a fat **** again, Tomorrow i get back into the routine i had before and try get the body back.

So tonight i'm going to have a giant takeaway seeing as its my last one.

What should i get?? Or Tell me what you would get?? If you knew its the last one you were getting.

Just keep getting fat and die of some fat disease, the extra money you spend on fat food will be good for the economy, we can't afford pensions as it is so consider yourself a patriot.

The Dagda

Horse burgers, obviously...

Scruffles

isnt having a final take away going to make the diet not work? to much self restriction?

why not just have a take away anyway,but perhaps allow self something small now and again instead of outright banning it?
the restriction is why most diets go tits up in the end.

0ph0rce0

The Dagda wrote: »

Horse burgers, obviously...

That's the only thing i wont be eating, i know its all ****e but i'm off the horse meat.

Theres a place that does Thai, Chinese, Italian, Indian etc etc ......

Was thinking one thing off each menu

Conbhar

Three pieces of KFC chicken, two large McDonald fries, a nine inch meat feast pizza from Pizza Hut, a double Aberdeen Angus burger from Burger King and three cans of coke ftw!

michellie

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

but everyone knows the restaurant take away is just the scraps off plates

Whats this now !?!

0ph0rce0

Scruffles wrote: »

isnt having a final take away going to make the diet not work? to much self restriction?

why not just have a take away anyway,but perhaps allow self something small now and again instead of outright banning it?
the restriction is why most diets go tits up in the end.

The only way i will stop is if i get rid altogether, if i have one now and again i'll crack, its not a diet really, just more so cutting down on the crap.

0ph0rce0

michellie wrote: »

Whats this now !?!

Orderd ribs from a Chinese Restaurant nearby, opened up the tray to see ribs in mini bite size pieces i was like DA FUQ????

Was told they just cut up the bits from peoples leftovers on the plate and throw them in a box. INSIDE INFORMATION

hattoncracker

If I were you:

Beef chow mein, portion of fried rice, and some curry sauce.
And a portion of salt and chilli prawn or chicken wings... Depending on your preference...
*drooooll*

debabyjesus

2 or 3 takeaways a day? Fcuk me. How big are you?

Whatever you get, have a battered mars bar or five for dessert.

AskMyChocolate

Pick up the Golden Pages OP, and go through every feckin one of them until you have to call an ambulance...oh,and some curry sauce.

0ph0rce0

debabyjesus wrote: »

2 or 3 takeaways a day? Fcuk me. How big are you?

Whatever you get, have a battered mars bar or five for dessert.

Oh yes, they do a €3 for a meal at lunchtime till home time , too hard to resist when its cheaper to buy a Batter Burger, Chips And A Can than a sandwich.

Sneaky one on the way home.

Then an oul pizza or Chinese at about 8-9.

I'm not a big person, but my belly is toooooo big

jaffacakesyum

Once or twice A DAY?? :eek: I actually love a lot of unhealthy food, don't eat it too much, but love takeaways. Even I would be sick to my stomach having it every day. I thought you were gonna say once or twice a week to which I was going to reply equally outraged lol :eek: :pac:

Fair play to you for giving it another go though. Best of luck with the dieting and losing weight!

orestes

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

Oh yes, they do a €3 for a meal at lunchtime till home time , too hard to resist when its cheaper to buy a Batter Burger, Chips And A Can than a sandwich.

Result, where abouts in Dublin is that chipper?

pedanticpat

Just don't eat one, it's pathetic that you think you need to have one last disgusting takeaway. Just don't have one.

Lelantos

Conbhar wrote: »

Three pieces of KFC chicken, two large McDonald fries, a nine inch meat feast pizza from Pizza Hut, a double Aberdeen Angus burger from Burger King and three cans of coke ftw!

In this case does FTW stand for feed the world?

0ph0rce0

orestes wrote: »

Result, where abouts in Dublin is that chipper?

The two down in stillorgan.

0ph0rce0

pedanticpat wrote: »

Just don't eat one, it's pathetic that you think you need to have one last disgusting takeaway. Just don't have one.

Thats just silly talk

Gee_G

Go for Indian! Get a curry, onion bahji's(sp?) peshwari naan and a can of coke!:)

RealExpert

You could try "horse burgers" in the takeaway as they are fat free or maybe you should spend more time on your feet instead of sitting in front of the computer

0ph0rce0

RealExpert wrote: »

You could try "horse burgers" in the takeaway as they are fat free or maybe you should spend more time on your feet instead of sitting in front of the computer

Its sunday FFS its my day of rest :rolleyes:

pedanticpat

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

Thats just silly talk

Fine, enjoy your heart attack.

ahnowbrowncow

pedanticpat wrote: »

Fine, enjoy your heart attack.

I don't like you

Artful_Badger

pedanticpat wrote: »

Just don't eat one, it's pathetic that you think you need to have one last disgusting takeaway. Just don't have one.

What's pathetic about it ? Plenty of people quitting something have one last one to fix it in their minds that they are quitting. Works very well for lots of people.

Its pathetic that you call it pathetic tbh.

ITS_A_BADGER

I've eaten a takeaway everyday at least once, sometimes 2 or 3 a day with lunch in work and what not

:eek: jesus man lay off 2-3 takeaways a day and you wont be so heavy!!

pedanticpat

ahnowbrowncow wrote: »

I don't like you

Maybe if you got to know me you'd like me better?

0ph0rce0

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

:eek: jesus man lay off 2-3 takeaways a day and you wont be so heavy!!

Thats my plan And i'm going out with a bang :cool:

RealExpert

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

Its sunday FFS its my day of rest :rolleyes:

Seems like you have too much time on your hands,nothing to do and all day to do it.
On a more serious note if you are giving up the takeaway then dont order anything from it.

That will test your will power which I doubt you have any but I could be wrong time will tell.

pedanticpat

Artful_Badger wrote: »

What's pathetic about it ? Plenty of people quitting something have one last one to fix it in their minds that they are quitting. Works very well for lots of people.

Its pathetic that you call it pathetic tbh.

Right, I'm having 3 takeaways everyday since Christmas. Time to stop, I'm pretty fat and unhealthy. Now is the time. Do you know what though, I'll have one more fatty feast first.


Mark my words, there'll be several 'one last feast' before this hits home.

Steve O

RealExpert wrote: »

You could try "horse burgers" in the takeaway as they are fat free or maybe you should spend more time on your feet instead of sitting in front of the computer

Said by someone in front of a computer no doubt.

SB2013

The Dagda wrote: »

Horse burgers, obviously...

You can't get those anywhere anymore because of the fascist beef eaters.

pedanticpat

SB2013 wrote: »

You can't get those anywhere anymore because of the facist beef eaters.

Yeah, people who eat beef hate faces.

0ph0rce0

pedanticpat wrote: »

Right, I'm having 3 takeaways everyday since Christmas. Time to stop, I'm pretty fat and unhealthy. Now is the time. Do you know what though, I'll have one more fatty feast first.


Mark my words, there'll be several 'one last feast' before this hits home.

You dont know me so, i'm not addicted to takeaway for **** sake, i'm giving up the crap food, its pretty easy really, i can stop with the click of a finger, its my choice to eat ****e.

But tonight before i stop eating it, i want to have a nice big load as i wont be eating it again. Giving up something i really enjoy

Whats wrong with that. It makes me happy

Artful_Badger

pedanticpat wrote: »

Right, I'm having 3 takeaways everyday since Christmas. Time to stop, I'm pretty fat and unhealthy. Now is the time. Do you know what though, I'll have one more fatty feast first.


Mark my words, there'll be several 'one last feast' before this hits home.

Its all about setting a time to change. For the OP tomorrow is gonna be the start of his change and he's getting his head in order by making a point of having a last takeaway.

If it works for him whats it matter ? Who are you to call his approach at changing to a healthier diet pathetic ?

Steve O

pedanticpat wrote: »

Yeah, people who eat beef hate faces.

Why must you pick on him? He has no beef with you.

0ph0rce0

Steve O wrote: »

Why must you pick on him? He has no beef with you.

Very nice pun for this thread, Well done good sir

pedanticpat

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

You dont know me so, i'm not addicted to takeaway for **** sake, i'm giving up the crap food, its pretty easy really, i can stop with the click of a finger, its my choice to eat ****e.

But tonight before i stop eating it, i want to have a nice big load as i wont be eating it again.

Whats wrong with that. It makes me happy

Look, I hope it goes well for you, but to deny you're addiction to takeaway is worrying. The first step is admitting it.

0ph0rce0

pedanticpat wrote: »

Look, I hope it goes well for you, but to deny you're addiction to takeaway is worrying. The first step is admitting it.

Haha its just easier for me really.

SparkySpitfire

Mizzoni's! Specifically Tony's Amazing Deal...

16" pizza with 3 toppings, wedges, chicken wings, ciabatta garlic bread, 4 garlic mayo/bbq sauce and a 1.5l bottle of coke, all for 19.95

can't be beat!! although very difficult to eat alone... or with 2 people... possibly three... okay it's a meal for 4

Wow, I really want Mizzoni's now... :pac:

0ph0rce0

SparkySpitfire wrote: »

Mizzoni's! Specifically Tony's Amazing Deal...

16" pizza with 3 toppings, wedges, chicken wings, ciabatta garlic bread, 4 garlic mayo/bbq sauce and a 1.5l bottle of coke, all for 19.95

can't be beat!! although very difficult to eat alone... or with 2 people... possibly three... okay it's a meal for 4

Wow, I really want Mizzoni's now... :L

I was thinking the MEGA WHEEL, next one up from the wagon wheel, ive gotten through a wagon wheel alone, maybe go out trying to the defeat the biggest pizza ive ever seen. But not the biggest fan of mizzoni unless im absolutely gee eyed

Da Shins Kelly

I ordered a pizza just now. A big one with olives, peppers and onions, and it's all for me! Can't wait to stuff my face.

candy-gal1

Something BIG from each of your favourite takeaways, lots of cola and and some red wine for afterwards when you collapse in front of something good on TV

oldyouth

One last takeaway deserves the best from everywhere

Veggie Spring Roll from the Chinese
Madras Fillet Beef from the Indian with Biriani Rice
Side order of fries from Mickey D's
A vast selection of fresh salads from Donnybrook Fair, which should be used for decoration purposes only
Haagen Dazs Chocolate Chip Ice Cream from Tesco
Lashings of your favourite beer
Middleton as a nightcap