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If you were Matt Talbot. . .

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    #32
    Lucy8080
    Registered Users Posts: 1,971 ✭✭✭Lucy8080


    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    I'd heard the name before and knew he was something to do with alcos but i didn't really know his story. I've just googled him there and whatever he came to it certainly wasn't his senses. It's just typical addict behaviour of swapping one addiction for another and fooling themselves into thinking they're cured.
    Looking at his story, starvation, wearing tight chains around his body, sleeping on a plank - he'd have been better off on the scoops.
    Mother theresa would have loved this fúckwit!

    Well ya kinda clipped my post there.

    His story may be a bit deeper than "****wit".


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    #33
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    chughes wrote: »
    We all know, as atheists or agnostics, the self flagellation is a sign of insanity.

    Or, maybe MT was so ugly that he had to do an S&M DIY jobie due to being unable to find a partner.
    Maybe self flag was code for the S&M club the RCC was running.


    If I were MT I'd open a bottle of Chateau Margaux 1982, set it on the table in front of me and let it turn to vinegar while I drank water.


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    #34
    Beruthiel
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    Beruthiel wrote: »
    If I were MT I'd open a bottle of Chateau Margaux 1982, set it on the table in front of me and let it turn to vinegar while I drank water.

    Who am I kidding?
    I wouldn't last 0.01 seconds if a bottle like that was set in front of me!!


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    #35
    PopePalpatine
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    I'd force myself to watch Deception on TV3. :pac:


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    #36
    LittleBook
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    Beruthiel wrote: »
    If I were MT I'd open a bottle of Chateau Margaux 1982, set it on the table in front of me and let it turn to vinegar while I drank water.

    Too far Beruthiel, too far :(


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    #37
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Surely if Bru were Matt Talbot she'd drink Blue Nun all the time?


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    #38
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Sarky wrote: »
    Surely if Bru were Matt Talbot she'd drink Blue Nun all the time?

    so many possible risque jokes but I am Matt Talbot so shall not make them.


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    #39
    jank
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 13,018 ✭✭✭✭jank


    Sarky wrote: »
    Who indeed.

    Well if that's the leadership shown by a mod of this forum then it speaks volumes about that person.

    On a side note, I had no clue who Matt Talbot is or was until this thread. Reformed alco who found god, riveting Friday night conversation alright.


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    #40
    Hotblack Desiato
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    You're not obliged to read this thread, never mind post in it Jank, if it's not up to your high standards.

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #41
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    But... he couldn't whine in them then!


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    #42
    joseph brand
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    jank wrote: »
    Well if that's the leadership shown by a mod of this forum then it speaks volumes about that person.

    On a side note, I had no clue who Matt Talbot is or was until this thread. Reformed alco who found god, riveting Friday night conversation alright.

    No problem.


    Although, he's realistically a fruitbar, the church considered him saintly. :confused:


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    #43
    Bannasidhe
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    jank wrote: »
    Well if that's the leadership shown by a mod of this forum then it speaks volumes about that person.

    On a side note, I had no clue who Matt Talbot is or was until this thread. Reformed alco who found god, riveting Friday night conversation alright.

    Sarky is a mod of this forum??? :confused:

    Dispute Resolution is going to be gridlocked! :cool:


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    #44
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I never get posters complaining about me in there.

    Well, not since ISAW.

    <grin>


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