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Things you find funny that nobody else does

  • 21-02-2013 5:55pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,803 ✭✭✭


    Ok, some things are universally funny such as farts and man getting hit in the nuts.

    But some things aren't so funny...

    I tend to think that a dog having a poo is hilarious, it's something to do with the posture and the serious look on their faces.





    Anything else you find funny?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Oh yeah it's hilarious.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    My posts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    Flatulence. Yes I know it's immature but I cannot get over the fact that the ass makes that noise and that everyone does it.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 85 ✭✭Fannyhead


    cancer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    The big bang theory (tv show )


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭fatknacker


    Children falling and then crying. Especially when they look around before they start crying.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭losthorizon


    The football forurm. Sorry - the soccer forum.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I tend to think that a dog having a poo is hilarious, it's something to do with the posture and the serious look on their faces.
    nah, thats not unusual. I think my dog going for a crap is hilarious. He has this kind of ritual where he kind of does this trot around the garden looking for the right spot, goes around in circles for a bit then eventually gets down to business while staring out you.

    I'll have to think of something else, but I find a lot of stuff funny others mightn't. I've a bit of a wild imagination..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    The boards population waiting for an empty safe to be opened.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 252 ✭✭SNORBEAST


    A Monaghan accent...............


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    This lump on my scrotum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,071 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    I rather enjoyed Channel 4's "The 10 O'Clock Show"

    ..but it was cancelled cause everyone else seemed to think it was shite


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    if my dog sees anyone looking at him while he's pooping he stops and gets all embarrassed. He goes into a thick clump of trees in the park now because he's so modest.

    I think that's hilarious, the modesty not the pooping


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    The dail.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 915 ✭✭✭judgefudge


    People cleaning windows with a cloth or something. From outside it looks like they're waving.

    Also last time I went for an eye test the optician got me to look at a pencil and then he moved it around in the air in front of my face. It was funny at the time...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭Dwork


    Things you find funny that nobody else does
    most of my old posts.:(:D Some things never change though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,036 ✭✭✭cathal_flynn


    Dead baby joke's.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 284 ✭✭HTML5!


    The joke told by the English man in the Slaughtered Lamb at the start of An American Werewolf in London - I laugh every time...

    ...nobody else seems to find it funny!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    Dogs with the cone thing around their neck. Every time I see one I crack up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    People with lisps. Especially when they're angry or being very serious.


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    Downies, sorry but I do, I'm going to hell for sure


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    The national debt. It's a joke!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,785 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Burps.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    When people fall, especially when kids fall and they get all embarrassed.

    You know when people fall and they look around to make sure no one saw and they have that relief of "Phew, wasnt seen".....yeah i make sure they know i saw by laughing very very loudly from a concealed area. :pac::o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Ruby Walsh falling off a horse!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 164 ✭✭Jericho.


    Das Beer Boot.

    Google it. I think it's great, others don't. Kinda NSFW possibly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Me, when I'm drunk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    the Cork accent, you can't take anyone with it seriously.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    kfallon wrote: »
    Ruby Walsh falling off a horse!

    Anyone falling off a horse :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Anyone falling off a horse :pac:

    No! Just Mr Arrogance himself!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    kfallon wrote: »
    No! Just Mr Arrogance himself!

    Nope, anyone! And i will laugh* to no end, because im a bit of a prick.







    *unless its a serious injury


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30 baaah


    Dathai o Se (sorry- don't know how to make an e fada) laughing at his own "jokes".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 185 ✭✭7 7 12


    The only thing funnier than a dog taking a dump is when he gets embarrassed and starts barking at you for looking at him (true story!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,689 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    The nation's obsession with the fortunes of the Irish rugby team.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,285 ✭✭✭Oscars Well.


    kfallon wrote: »
    Ruby Walsh falling off a horse!

    Is it just me or does he seem to fall a lot more than the likes of Geraghty and McCoy?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Is it just me or does he seem to fall a lot more than the likes of Geraghty and McCoy?

    This season he has and plenty of times at the last hurdle/fence to make it even more hilarious :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭fathead82


    When the dog sits down,lifts up her back legs & drags her hole along the carpet using her front legs,to scratch it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,285 ✭✭✭Oscars Well.


    kfallon wrote: »
    This season he has and plenty of times at the last hurdle/fence to make it even more hilarious :pac:

    Tarla, FatCatInTheHat... The list goes on :p
    It being a Willie Mullins horse makes it even funnier :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    fatknacker wrote: »
    Children falling and then crying. Especially when they look around before they start crying.

    I've yet to understand the appeal of having kids but surely pissing your hole off laughing at them when they run full force into a sliding door with a massive rebound is one of them! :D

    It's also no wonder I'm also a fan of this


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭MomijiHime


    Comments my classmates make... it's very embarrassing being the only one laughing during a class!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    When cats get scared and start jumping around. You know, they do that weird sideways dance, their tail puffs up like a squirrel's and they make their faces look really long. Also, they sometimes even manage to dance on their hind legs for a little bit.

    Doesn't sound really funny but it's hilarious to watch. Most people only look at me like I'm mad though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭Chemical Burn


    This thread


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Ok, some things are universally funny such as farts and man getting hit in the nuts.

    But some things aren't so funny...

    I tend to think that a dog having a poo is hilarious, it's something to do with the posture and the serious look on their faces.





    Anything else you find funny?

    the sight of a dog yachting across the carpet trying to scratch its arse is funnier


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 757 ✭✭✭Apanachi


    Funerals.

    Well I don't find them funny per se, but the urge to laugh during funeral mass is always massive with me (I guess it's just the nerves and tension - I can't help it, even though there's absolutely nothing funny about them)


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    Every so often changing my wifi name to "tv licence van #7"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    OneArt wrote: »
    When cats get scared and start jumping around. You know, they do that weird sideways dance, their tail puffs up like a squirrel's and they make their faces look really long. Also, they sometimes even manage to dance on their hind legs for a little bit.

    Doesn't sound really funny but it's hilarious to watch. Most people only look at me like I'm mad though.

    Also the growl sound and hissing they make when angry. They think they're a fierce lion but they're only a little cross putty cat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Ducks

    I dunno why but I find them hilarious, something about the way they look and waddle about the place. Then there's that constipated-sounding "WHAAAAAAA!!" quack they make, too.

    When they freak out, flapping their wings and quacking like crazy, I can't stop laughing.

    Also, the word "Poo". :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    False sobriety (in the "being serious and sedate" sense of the word)

    Hipsters taking themselves very seriously

    People who dress head-to-toe in designer clothes and take themselves very seriously

    Catwalk models, fashion magazines and fashion generally

    Pretentiousness

    Dogs with a lump of dried poo on the back of their arses

    Vic and Bob

    White people with dread-locks.

    People who wear sunglasses indoors

    D4 heads and their international counterparts




    You get the idea. It's fair to say I spend a lot of time sneering and laughing at people


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    The Cable Guy starring Jim Carrey and Matthew Broderick


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Being a Welshman.............................Declan Kidney.


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