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I an living with a bore

  • 18-02-2013 2:12am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭


    I am living with a man who would bore the pants off you. (not in a good way) Time to leave I think


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Well that's one way to get into your nickies :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    Riveting post OP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 893 ✭✭✭danslevent


    Stories, give us some examples of tales!

    Your post is boring actually. Maybe he is really your soul mate?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    carrig2 wrote: »
    I am living with a man who would bore the pants off you. (not in a good way) Time to leave I think

    Ah don't go, he'll be sad :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,193 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    carrig2 wrote: »
    I am living with a man who would bore the pants off you. (not in a good way) Time to leave I think

    And you post a poorly spelled comment about your personal problems on the After Hours section of boards in the wee hours of Monday morning. You both have your faults...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭carrig2


    Well that's one way to get into your nickies :)

    Ha ha, not really though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    carrig2 wrote: »
    I am living with a man who would bore the pants off you. (not in a good way) Time to leave I think

    Your loss his gain id say.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Soak a tampon in vodka and shove it up his hole


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 295 ✭✭hames


    ... Maeve?

    I won't ask you about the babies in the ditches anymore :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Soak a tampon in vodka and shove it up his hole

    That is so crude.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    carrig2 wrote: »
    I am living with a man who would bore the pants off you. (not in a good way) Time to leave I think
    Taxxxiiiiiiii.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭carrig2


    Yamanoto wrote: »
    Riveting post OP
    Ta


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    HondaSami wrote: »
    That is so crude.

    You haven't been round these parts long enough to meet me, have you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    1ZRed wrote: »
    You haven't been round these parts long enough to meet me, have you?

    Obviously not, have you a rep for this type of thing?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭carrig2


    Tonight he told me the story of how he bought his first car two hours


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 185 ✭✭7 7 12


    Drivel of this nature would never appear on the likes of Joe.ie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    What make was it? the first car he bought.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    HondaSami wrote: »
    Obviously not, have you a rep for this type of thing?

    Not my fault. Taught that's what all the young wans were doin these days. I just wanted to be cool :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    How long are you living together?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    How much was it?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭carrig2


    HondaSami wrote: »

    Your loss his gain id say.
    But judgemental sam especially for you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    carrig2 wrote: »
    I am living with a man who would bore the pants off you. (not in a good way) Time to leave I think
    Ah, please don't go. I'll change I swear I will. Please don't go.:cool::cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    AH used to be full of cool posters this time of night, where have all the funny posters gone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    carrig2 wrote: »
    But judgemental sam especially for you

    Nah not really. I tell it as it is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    HondaSami wrote: »
    AH used to be full of cool posters this time of night, where have all the funny posters gone.
    Lol??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭carrig2


    HondaSami wrote: »
    AH used to be full of cool posters this time of night, where have all the funny posters gone.
    Start a thread, yourself so and stop whining


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    carrig2 wrote: »
    Start a thread, yourself so and stop whining

    LOL I don't whine, im like your fella,boring.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    carrig2 wrote: »
    I am living with a man who would bore the pants off you. (not in a good way) Time to leave I think
    As a matter of interest, where is he now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    I think he got his hands on good old Carrig and is now doing some boring of a different sort:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    johnayo wrote: »
    I think he got his hands on good old Carrig and is now doing some boring of a different sort:D

    In the back of his new car :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    carrig2 wrote: »
    I am living with a man who would bore the pants off you. (not in a good way) Time to leave I think
    Yamanoto wrote: »
    Riveting post OP

    Seems its contagious.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,868 ✭✭✭Andersonisgod


    First problem OP is that you posted this in AH, hardly renowned for giving good advice. Second problem, judging by your grammar and punctuation, you appear to be drunk. Sure you might be angry with the man you are with, maybe it's the drink talking (my theory relies pretty heavily on you being drunk) but posting threads like this, at this time of night is never a good idea.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 862 ✭✭✭Grand Moff Tarkin


    carrig2 wrote: »
    I am living with a man who would bore the pants off you. (not in a good way) Time to leave I think
    Are you hot?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Are you hot?
    There you go OP
    This lad is offering you his gaf and bottle of vodka ( im assuming)to join him on the grounds your decent in some way
    What say you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    HondaSami wrote: »
    AH used to be full of cool posters this time of night, where have all the funny posters gone.


    They all sneaked off to facebook when posters started posting new threads like facebook status updates.

    Feckers took the coke and hookers with them too so we have to suffer this crap sober :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,283 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    OP, dump that zero get yourself a, a who am I kidding just kill him, you know you want to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 295 ✭✭hames


    First problem OP is that you posted this in AH, hardly renowned for giving good advice. Second problem, judging by your grammar and punctuation, you appear to be drunk. Sure you might be angry with the man you are with, maybe it's the drink talking (my theory relies pretty heavily on you being drunk) but posting threads like this, at this time of night is never a good idea.
    jeez lay off her man.
    so what if she's drunk?
    It isn't like she posted it on his facebook.



    did you, op?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,868 ✭✭✭Andersonisgod


    hames wrote: »
    jeez lay off her man.
    so what if she's drunk?
    It isn't like she posted it on his facebook.



    did you, op?

    True, though posting it on Ireland's biggest general forum (yes?) is hardly much of an improvement.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    If he is drunk and talking about his car, could he be done for drunk driving.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 862 ✭✭✭Grand Moff Tarkin


    There you go OP
    This lad is offering you his gaf and bottle of vodka ( im assuming)to join him on the grounds your decent in some way
    What say you?
    It was a question i asked no offer was made.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    I was just eating a banana there and retched before being able to swallow the last chewed up piece. Got it down in the end, but it felt disgusting, like a huge gob of lumpy snot.
    Anyone else get this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    I was just eating a banana there and retched before being able to swallow the last chewed up piece. Got it down in the end, but it felt disgusting, like a huge gob of lumpy snot.
    Anyone else get this?

    You must be **** at blowjobs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    You must be **** at blowjobs
    I can only lick the tip, need to start doing yoga or something.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    You must be **** at blowjobs

    Well then share your wisdom instead of criticising :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Mr Whirly


    Don't do what Oscar did.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,779 ✭✭✭up for anything


    OP, accept my sympathies. It's never easy living with Tim dim but nice. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Spice things up op.

    Present your bum and say "lick it"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭April O Neill


    Wompa1 wrote: »
    And you post a poorly spelled comment about your personal problems on the After Hours section of boards in the wee hours of Monday morning. You both have your faults...


    I don't see any misspelled words. :confused: Did you mean poorly punctuated?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭bgrizzley


    carrig2 wrote: »
    Tonight he told me the story of how he bought his first car two hours


    sometimes driving the same car for a long time can make a man boring. once he gets rid of that car and finds something a bit more exciting, a little less banged up and with a little less mileage on the clock it gives him a new lease of life...;)


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