What do women really look for in men?

Sh1tbag OToole

Besides the obvious things like

1. Money and the will to give it to the woman no matter of how little utility the things she spends it on are

2. A stable job and a stable environment for the kids to grow up in as they have been pre-programmed to want by evolution. This evolutionary pre-programming is the culprit for a lot of the undesirable attributes that women tend to have. They can't help it so it isn't really that fair to hold it against them

3. Big knob

The Big Red Button

Maturity

im invisible

Same thing we do every night, try to take over the world

mud

Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »

Besides the obvious things like

1. Money and the will to give it to the woman no matter of how little utility the things she spends it on are

2. A stable job and a stable environment for the kids to grow up in as they have been pre-programmed to want by evolution. This evolutionary pre-programming is the culprit for a lot of the undesirable attributes that women tend to have. They can't help it so it isn't really that fair to hold it against them

3. Big knob

I have my own money thanks.

Kids are very much undecided for me at the moment.

Big knob? Yeah ok.

Men should have their own interests and be able to function as a person rather than just as a boyfriend.

Latchy

Clean fingernails .

Itwasntme.

I heard that women want Big schlongo from the Congo. Me? I just want a demi-god. Is that too much to ask?

catrionanic

Kindness

sxt

They want someone they can gossip and compare favourably to their friends and peers..

jaffacakesyum

Superpowers. Definitely superpowers.

BUBBLE WRAP

Any woman I met she said she likes good teeth. My teeth seem to be in good nic.

Doc Ruby

A good sense of humour.

And massive muscles. No, really, don't kid yourselves. They aren't after "lean" or "tall" or "flexible". It's a six pack and mighty thews that draw the eye. Not to go too far down that road, you don't want to end up looking like an ordnance survey 1:1 map of the Burren, but yeah, raw muscle is your best bet.*

*naturally everyone is different and some people like nappy fetishes and shure what's wrong with that

admiralofthefleet

money

Pug160

If she's intelligent and has a good job she'll almost certainly want a man who has the same. Younger women will usually go for looks more so than personality but there still needs to be a minimum requirement of the lesser quality. Young, uneducated girls with no outlook on life will often be attracted to confident, brash fellas who display an abundance of peacockery i.e. tattoos and the type of clothes and accessories that attract those types.

Older women who have experience will just want a decent, nice man with a minimum requirement in terms of looks. Women who are already in a relationship or married will sometimes really like their partner but will want a man with a good body to fulfill their sexual needs.

sfwcork

What if you ave no cash but a vbig knob?

Gongoozler

A brand new shiny, bmw. but one that makes lots of noise. and when they rev the engine loads even though they're parked.

Imma slide off my chair here

Fizman

Not blades anyway.

MickFleetwood

A phuck load of money.

Sh1tbag OToole

sfwcork wrote: »

What if you ave no cash but a vbig knob?

You'll be using your 2 hands on it at the same time

Ihatecuddles-old

Sense of humour, older than me, nice smile, stability, other than that I'm easy!

I forgot tall, confident and he has to smell nice. And dress well!

Fizman

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Sense of humour, older than me, nice smile, stability, other than that I'm easy!

Hey, you spelled 'rich' wrong!

Pug160

Gold diggers want money. Women who have good careers don't want the man to have money per se, but because they'll want a man who also has a good job and who is intelligent, the money will obviously come with that. They only want that to feel feminine - it's not shallow in the way the gold digger's mindset is.

But there are plenty of women who don't care about money. These women will want to be entertained by a good personality though, and possibly good looks too.

Ihatecuddles-old

Fizman wrote: »

Hey, you spelled 'rich' wrong!

His money is of no concern to me!

Larianne

Number 3 and number 4 - knowing how to use it.

Giblet

HUGE COCK

Praetorian Saighdiuir

A guy that knows how to change the batteries in the vibrator?

Madam_X

A lack of resentfulness, anger and preconceived notions.

MickFleetwood

Madam_X wrote: »

A lack of resentfulness, anger and preconceived notions.

And a huge cawk.

ITS_A_BADGER

Madam_X wrote: »

A lack of resentfulness, anger and preconceived notions.

so no one on AH then :pac:

Carson10

according to 'Take me Out Ireland',2013 a tall dark and handsome man, whos a 'real' man and a bad boy who will treat them bad, but wont f**k them about is what Irish girls want....

smash

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

so no one on AH then :pac:

Don't beat yourself up, there's plenty of women out there that don't know you're on boards!

Ihatecuddles-old

Carson10 wrote: »

according to 'Take me Out Ireland',2013 a tall dark and handsome man, whos a 'real' man and a bad boy who will treat them bad, but wont f**k them about is what Irish girls want....

What the hell is a 'real' man?

Am I a real woman?? Life is hard

Sauve

Thread makes me sad

smash

Sauve wrote: »

Thread makes me sad

Sad cos it's true?

Carson10

Another thing i have to laugh about what Irish girls want is this scenario.. Every sunday the women all around Ireland are watching TV foaming for the likes of Brezzie. He's this, he's that etc...Wishing all men was like brezzie. Now when the said Brezzie is on TV he's wearing skinny jeans, trendy shirts with low cut t-shirts, and maybe a purple pair of slip on canvas shoes etc.

Now if i turned up at any nightclub wearing the clothes like the 'god' brezzie, the girls would be, he's not a real man, state of him, must be ghey etc...Only applies to Irish niteclubs/girls. You could wear a pink shirt out in England and people would just see you as trendy/unique. In Ireland unless your wearing jeans, shirt, black communion shoes, gold chain, ur seen as ghey. Glad my girlfriend isnt narrow minded Irish.

ITS_A_BADGER

smash wrote: »

Don't beat yourself up, there's plenty of women out there that don't know you're on boards!

no they all know im on here, thats why i never get any

Sauve

smash wrote: »

Sad cos it's true?

Sad cos there are a few right aul money-grabbing princess cvnts out there who are ruining it for the rest of us.

Also I'm cold - that makes me sad too

smash

Carson10 wrote: »

In Ireland unless your wearing jeans, shirt, black communion shoes, gold chain, ur seen as ghey.

I must be gay then

Doc Ruby

Sauve wrote: »

Sad cos there are a few right aul money-grabbing princess cvnts out there who are ruining it for the rest of us.

Also I'm cold - that makes me sad too

Put the fire on, pour out a stoup and pull up a rock.

Sauve

Doc Ruby wrote: »

Put the fire on, pour out a stoup and pull up a rock.

Why yes I will

Pug160

Carson10 wrote: »

Another thing i have to laugh about what Irish girls want is this scenario.. Every sunday the women all around Ireland are watching TV foaming for the likes of Brezzie. He's this, he's that etc...Wishing all men was like brezzie. Now when the said Brezzie is on TV he's wearing skinny jeans, trendy shirts with low cut t-shirts, and maybe a purple pair of slip on canvas shoes etc.

Now if i turned up at any nightclub wearing the clothes like the 'god' brezzie, the girls would be, he's not a real man, state of him, must be ghey etc...Only applies to Irish niteclubs/girls. You could wear a pink shirt out in England and people would just see you as trendy/unique. In Ireland unless your wearing jeans, shirt, black communion shoes, gold chain, ur seen as ghey. Glad my girlfriend isnt narrow minded Irish.

He's probably either good looking and/or built like a brick outhouse. Some guys can get away with certain things. Most things can be explained logically - girls just want men to be confused because they get a kick out of it.

Chemical Burn

A big long relationship
A big hefty wallet
Frequent and vigorous exercise

smash

I'm always amused that women judge men on their shoes yet they buy shoes they can't walk in!

Praetorian Saighdiuir

smash wrote: »

I'm always amused that women judge men on their shoes yet they buy shoes they can't walk in!

Yeah what's that shiite about?

"aw I wouldn't ride him 'cos of his shoes"!!!!!! Sorry love, he wouldn't ride you because of your face!

Eve_Dublin

These kinds of threads attract the AH spasmos like flies to poo. I'll leave yous to it. You obviously know better than I do what I want.

gobnaitolunacy

Carson10 wrote: »

according to 'Take me Out Ireland',2013 a tall dark and handsome man, whos a 'real' man and a bad boy who will treat them bad, but wont f**k them about is what Irish girls want....

Bit of a contradiction there, but TMO is hardly intellectual stuff...

Snowie

what the hell is with the job and stability your not getting married.... your going for a drink its really pathetic that women judge a man bye his career.. Honestly Id rather be a manny any way :pac: seriously why is it important for the man to be the stable one, i always felt that it was a 50/50 thing.. I don't have a fancy title and I do what I do well actually I'm fvcking awesome at it...


How ever i never want to be judged on my career alone its not something id sit there and talk about with a girl i barely know. Unless of course she a fasion designer and were just talking about fun creative things...

smash

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

These kinds of threads attract the AH spasmos like flies to poo. I'll leave yous to it. You obviously know better than I do what I want.

Uh oh... You posted in the spasmo thread! :pac:

Carson10

smash wrote: »

I must be gay then

Yeah you must be. Unless you dont live in Ireland then your not ghey.

herisson

A compatible personality to mine
A sense of humour i get....i have a strange one :pac:

jaffacakesyum

Snowie wrote: »

what the hell is with the job and stability your not getting married.... your going for a drink its really pathetic that women judge a man bye his career.. Honestly Id rather be a manny any way :pac: seriously why is it important for the man to be the stable one, i always felt that it was a 50/50 thing.. I don't have a fancy title and I do what I do well actually I'm fvcking awesome at it...


How ever i never want to be judged on my career alone its not something id sit there and talk about with a girl i barely know. Unless of course she a fasion designer and were just talking about fun creative things...

It's not about "the man having to be the stable one". I'd imagine most women who look for stabilty in a man are very career minded themselves. I know I am. Sure I want to feck around for a few years and not worry about work but eventually I want to develop my career and earn a decent wage so I can provide for a family in the future. I'd look for the same in any man/woman I was dating. If it were something serious, that is. At the moment I'm too young for all that! :cool:

Eve_Dublin

Every single woman I know from Ireland has their own career and own money and I can bet my life on the fact that it's the same for all of you (unless unemployed due to the crisis). Have I accidentally wandered into Boards Saudia Arabia or what?

My boyfriend is unemployed and has been since last Summer. I don't love him any less and I'm not exactly rolling in the $$$ myself. Irish people value independence including financial independence and Irish women are no exception...in fact I'd say we differ from a huge amount of nationalities on that front.