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What do women really look for in men?

  • 14-02-2013 08:54PM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭


    Besides the obvious things like

    1. Money and the will to give it to the woman no matter of how little utility the things she spends it on are

    2. A stable job and a stable environment for the kids to grow up in as they have been pre-programmed to want by evolution. This evolutionary pre-programming is the culprit for a lot of the undesirable attributes that women tend to have. They can't help it so it isn't really that fair to hold it against them

    3. Big knob


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    Maturity


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Same thing we do every night, try to take over the world


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    Besides the obvious things like

    1. Money and the will to give it to the woman no matter of how little utility the things she spends it on are

    2. A stable job and a stable environment for the kids to grow up in as they have been pre-programmed to want by evolution. This evolutionary pre-programming is the culprit for a lot of the undesirable attributes that women tend to have. They can't help it so it isn't really that fair to hold it against them

    3. Big knob


    I have my own money thanks.

    Kids are very much undecided for me at the moment.

    Big knob? Yeah ok.

    Men should have their own interests and be able to function as a person rather than just as a boyfriend.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Clean fingernails .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    I heard that women want Big schlongo from the Congo. Me? I just want a demi-god. Is that too much to ask?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,091 ✭✭✭catrionanic


    Kindness


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,767 ✭✭✭sxt


    They want someone they can gossip and compare favourably to their friends and peers..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    Superpowers. Definitely superpowers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    Any woman I met she said she likes good teeth. :) My teeth seem to be in good nic. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    A good sense of humour.

    And massive muscles. No, really, don't kid yourselves. They aren't after "lean" or "tall" or "flexible". It's a six pack and mighty thews that draw the eye. Not to go too far down that road, you don't want to end up looking like an ordnance survey 1:1 map of the Burren, but yeah, raw muscle is your best bet.*

    *naturally everyone is different and some people like nappy fetishes and shure what's wrong with that


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    money


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭Pug160


    If she's intelligent and has a good job she'll almost certainly want a man who has the same. Younger women will usually go for looks more so than personality but there still needs to be a minimum requirement of the lesser quality. Young, uneducated girls with no outlook on life will often be attracted to confident, brash fellas who display an abundance of peacockery i.e. tattoos and the type of clothes and accessories that attract those types.

    Older women who have experience will just want a decent, nice man with a minimum requirement in terms of looks. Women who are already in a relationship or married will sometimes really like their partner but will want a man with a good body to fulfill their sexual needs.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭sfwcork


    What if you ave no cash but a vbig knob?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    A brand new shiny, bmw. but one that makes lots of noise. and when they rev the engine loads even though they're parked.

    Imma slide off my chair here


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Not blades anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭MickFleetwood


    A phuck load of money.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    sfwcork wrote: »
    What if you ave no cash but a vbig knob?

    You'll be using your 2 hands on it at the same time


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Sense of humour, older than me, nice smile, stability, other than that I'm easy!

    I forgot tall, confident and he has to smell nice. And dress well!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Sense of humour, older than me, nice smile, stability, other than that I'm easy!

    Hey, you spelled 'rich' wrong!

    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭Pug160


    Gold diggers want money. Women who have good careers don't want the man to have money per se, but because they'll want a man who also has a good job and who is intelligent, the money will obviously come with that. They only want that to feel feminine - it's not shallow in the way the gold digger's mindset is.

    But there are plenty of women who don't care about money. These women will want to be entertained by a good personality though, and possibly good looks too.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Fizman wrote: »

    Hey, you spelled 'rich' wrong!

    ;)

    His money is of no concern to me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Number 3 and number 4 - knowing how to use it. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,011 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    HUGE COCK

    hugerooster.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    A guy that knows how to change the batteries in the vibrator?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,327 ✭✭✭Madam_X


    A lack of resentfulness, anger and preconceived notions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭MickFleetwood


    Madam_X wrote: »
    A lack of resentfulness, anger and preconceived notions.

    And a huge cawk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    Madam_X wrote: »
    A lack of resentfulness, anger and preconceived notions.

    so no one on AH then :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 556 ✭✭✭Carson10


    according to 'Take me Out Ireland',2013 a tall dark and handsome man, whos a 'real' man and a bad boy who will treat them bad, but wont f**k them about is what Irish girls want....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    so no one on AH then :pac:
    Don't beat yourself up, there's plenty of women out there that don't know you're on boards!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Carson10 wrote: »
    according to 'Take me Out Ireland',2013 a tall dark and handsome man, whos a 'real' man and a bad boy who will treat them bad, but wont f**k them about is what Irish girls want....

    What the hell is a 'real' man?

    Am I a real woman?? Life is hard :(


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