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How's an older brother supposed to react?

  • 10-02-2013 2:17pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭


    If your little sister(19 years) has a boyfriend and they go upstairs while your in the house. It's a bit of a grey area. I'm pretty sure they're not doing anything, and I make my presence known, but I should be able to resume my usual activities around the house without having to worry about whether I'm being made a fool of! I've made my thoughts clear on it and she of course says she wouldn't do anything like that, but from my point of view, I know they don't have anywhere else to f**k, so...

    Suppose my friend came over and saw that I was just cool with them being upstairs while I was about the house. This would not be good for my ego. At this stage I feel she should know what sort of principals I have about these sort of things and respect my boundaries. Can you picture the ultimate tough guy brother(Vin Deisel) sitting down stairs while his sister is being humped upstairs?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    mind your own business she is 19 not 9.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    It's cool, Il be finished with her in a minute.

    Put the kettle on, il be down for a high 5 and a game of smell my finger in a bit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    It's ok, she's prob just giving him a hand job! Relax and enjoy the Eastenders omnibus!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    ?
    Mydayoff wrote: »
    but I should be able to resume my usual activities around the house without having to worry about whether I'm being made a fool of!

    Sorry?!? I thought you said your sister was 19 or do you mean 9?

    If 19 don't be a jealous dick!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Install webcams,
    post to internet,
    profit.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭Drakares


    Mind your own business, how about that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    It's cool, Il be finished with her in a minute.

    Put the kettle on, il be down for a high 5 and a game of smell my finger in a bit.

    she is 19 you can use something bigger than your finger. unless...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 676 ✭✭✭chocolatechips


    Christ, you don't own her. If your little sister wants to get her brains humped out of her, it's her decision, not yours.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 501 ✭✭✭muff03


    You're hardly serious, are ya?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,674 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    If you were 19 and your big sister inflicted her principles on you, how would you react?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Stop thinking about your sister having sex.

    It's perverse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Step 1: Shout the following up the stairs: "AS LONG AS YOU'RE LIVING UNDER MY ROOF, YOU'LL OBEY MY RULES!!!" And then realise it's not your house and feel like a fool.


    Step 2: Move out of your parents house and get your own place. You're too young to be living at home.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭aaakev


    Grow up and mind your own business... If he is a good guy and treats her right its got nothing to do with you.

    Im 27 and have a 19 yr old sister btw


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 Runaway34


    Not much you can do to be honest..... Ya wouldn't deny her or him deh roide would ya?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    An older brother would be expected to behave like an adult.

    So please, for her sake, grow up and stop obsessing about your little sister's sex life. You're being immature and creepy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    HondaSami wrote: »
    she is 19 you can use something bigger than your finger. unless...

    <_<
    >_>

    I'm hardly going to let him smell my love stick now am I :confused:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭Mydayoff


    It's cool, Il be finished with her in a minute.

    Put the kettle on, il be down for a high 5 and a game of smell my finger in a bit.

    You see, the joke is on me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    OP, get used to the idea of being an uncle.

    Just make sure you are sitting at the kitchen table cleaning either a chainsaw or shotgun when lover boy is finished with your sister and pops down for an cuppa.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Mydayoff wrote: »
    Can you picture the ultimate tough guy brother(Vin Deisel) sitting down stairs while his sister is being humped upstairs?

    Vin Diesel ultimate tough guy? Sorry, any dude that looks like a toddler is incompatible with the word tough.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    <_<
    >_>

    I'm hardly going to let him smell my love twig now am I :confused:

    :o


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,024 ✭✭✭Owryan


    Is her room beside the bathroom ? You could go to the jacks n make loadsa groaning noises like ur crapping out the titanic, then make a big splash n give a shout of relief out . Flush the toilet n passing her room u could shout into that she might want to give the toilet a few minutes .

    That ll cool her horn


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    At least she's not riding down an alley. Right now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Stare at them through the keyhole of her bedroom door while breathing loudly and rubbing your knees.

    Hillbilly laugh is optional.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    aaakev wrote: »
    Im 27 and have a 19 yr old sister btw

    Is she hot?
    Mydayoff wrote: »
    You see, the joke is on me!

    You'd think she would be sound and bring along a friend for you to play with!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 381 ✭✭Bad Santa


    Imagine if you had four sisters, all hot and had to go through this over and over again. Imagine worse still, they all became famous and you had to listen to this stuff going on in adjacent hotel rooms. Or heaven forbid, the same tour buses. Sure, you'd end up going crackers, sporting tin foil hats, distracting your mind with new world order conspiracies and the like, just to escape the painful memories of having heard your sisters being shagged.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Mydayoff wrote: »
    You see, the joke is on me!

    Explain, were you on a promise or something?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭Mydayoff


    Vin Diesel ultimate tough guy? Sorry, any dude that looks like a toddler is incompatible with the word tough.

    Vin Diesel doesn't look like a toddler. Stop avoiding the point!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    smcgiff wrote: »
    :o


    Heh :o:o:o


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭Mydayoff


    Bad Santa wrote: »
    Imagine if you had four sisters, all hot and had to go through this over and over again. Imagine worse still, they all became famous and you had to listen to this stuff going on in adjacent hotel rooms. Or heaven forbid, the same tour buses. Sure, you'd end up going crackers, sporting tin foil hats, distracting your mind with new world order conspiracies and the like, just to escape the painful memories of having heard your sisters being shagged.

    Are you referring to Jim Corr


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Mydayoff wrote: »

    Suppose my friend came over and saw that I was just cool with them being upstairs while I was about the house. This would not be good for my ego.

    You need to kill that Ego.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭Mydayoff


    c_man wrote: »
    At least she's not riding down an alley. Right now.

    Are you serious?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 360 ✭✭bitburger


    Mydayoff wrote: »
    Are you referring to Jim Corr
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    She's 19, she's an adult. Don't mind them, unless they try to burn down the place or rob the family jewelry


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭Mydayoff


    Shenshen wrote: »
    An older brother would be expected to behave like an adult.

    So please, for her sake, grow up and stop obsessing about your little sister's sex life. You're being immature and creepy.

    You're obviously a girl. I would have more respect for other people, then to **** my girlfriend in broad day light while her brother was downstairs. Now that's the only thing that's disgusting!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,862 ✭✭✭Cushie Butterfield


    You need to seek professional advice to help you overcome your control issues before it becomes more of a problem than it already is. You have no right to bully your sister into living her life the way you want her to.

    Man up & grow a pair, start living your own life & stop trying to always live yours according to how things might look to your friends. Develop some interests to help you keep your mind off what your sister is doing. Stop skulking around the house - get out & about a bit even if it's just to take a walk in the fresh air.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    smcgiff wrote: »
    ?

    Sorry?!? I thought you said your sister was 19 or do you mean 9?

    If 19 don't be a jealous dick!
    Are we really assuming this is a genuine thread?

    Really?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Mydayoff wrote: »

    Vin Diesel doesn't look like a toddler. Stop avoiding the point!


    The point being how your "morals" are "so offended" by the fact that your 19 year old sister could be having sex, that you had to run and tell the internet about it...


    Right. Grow up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Shout up a few encouraging tips.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 381 ✭✭Bad Santa


    Mydayoff wrote: »
    Are you referring to Jim Corr

    Nope, Tommy Nolan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,669 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Mydayoff wrote: »
    You're obviously a girl. I would have more respect for other people, then to **** my girlfriend in broad day light while her brother was downstairs. Now that's the only thing that's disgusting!

    Sure. You'd do it, but you'd be quiet. ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Mydayoff wrote: »

    Suppose my friend came over and saw that I was just cool with them being upstairs while I was about the house. This would not be good for my ego.

    Only a problem if he was shouting out 'Who's your Daddy! Brother!'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Bad Santa wrote: »
    Imagine if you had four sisters, all hot and had to go through this over and over again. Imagine worse still, they all became famous and you had to listen to this stuff going on in adjacent hotel rooms. Or heaven forbid, the same tour buses. Sure, you'd end up going crackers, sporting tin foil hats, distracting your mind with new world order conspiracies and the like, just to escape the painful memories of having heard your sisters being shagged.
    he he he.

    Bad Santa.

    Bad, bad, santa.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 548 ✭✭✭Wils110


    Cockblocker


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Shout up a few encouraging tips.

    Like recommendations of what she likes?

    :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Mydayoff wrote: »
    You're obviously a girl. I would have more respect for other people, then to **** my girlfriend in broad day light while her brother was downstairs. Now that's the only thing that's disgusting!

    To be honest, the fact that you're downstairs is probably making it even more exciting and randy for them, so technically it's your fault for facilitating them. Shame on you, pervert.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    Mydayoff wrote: »
    You're obviously a girl. I would have more respect for other people, then to **** my girlfriend in broad day light while her brother was downstairs. Now that's the only thing that's disgusting!

    They are upstairs, right?

    You have something against day time sex? You never meet someone at lunchtime for sex? cmon live dangerously, you might even enjoy it.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭Mydayoff


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    Are we really assuming this is a genuine post?

    Really?

    You have to admit that it is awkward for me, and unfair of her! I guess cool guys some how just don't end up in situations like this


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Like recommendations of what she likes?

    :confused:

    Yes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,868 ✭✭✭Andersonisgod


    Have you ever seen "Shame"? While Fassbender's younger sister (Carey Mulligan) is being humped by his boss he goes running, gets back, screams at her and then f**ks a crazy amount of women (and a guy), just do that.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 100 ✭✭Mydayoff


    orestes wrote: »
    To be honest, the fact that you're downstairs is probably making it even more exciting and randy for them, so technically it's your fault for facilitating them. Shame on you, pervert.

    That would actually be perverted for her!


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