How's an older brother supposed to react?

Mydayoff

If your little sister(19 years) has a boyfriend and they go upstairs while your in the house. It's a bit of a grey area. I'm pretty sure they're not doing anything, and I make my presence known, but I should be able to resume my usual activities around the house without having to worry about whether I'm being made a fool of! I've made my thoughts clear on it and she of course says she wouldn't do anything like that, but from my point of view, I know they don't have anywhere else to f**k, so...

Suppose my friend came over and saw that I was just cool with them being upstairs while I was about the house. This would not be good for my ego. At this stage I feel she should know what sort of principals I have about these sort of things and respect my boundaries. Can you picture the ultimate tough guy brother(Vin Deisel) sitting down stairs while his sister is being humped upstairs?

HondaSami

mind your own business she is 19 not 9.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

It's cool, Il be finished with her in a minute.

Put the kettle on, il be down for a high 5 and a game of smell my finger in a bit.

kfallon

It's ok, she's prob just giving him a hand job! Relax and enjoy the Eastenders omnibus!

smcgiff

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Mydayoff wrote: »

but I should be able to resume my usual activities around the house without having to worry about whether I'm being made a fool of!

Sorry?!? I thought you said your sister was 19 or do you mean 9?

If 19 don't be a jealous dick!

recylingbin

Install webcams,
post to internet,
profit.

Drakares

Mind your own business, how about that.

HondaSami

Stealth Recce wrote: »

It's cool, Il be finished with her in a minute.

Put the kettle on, il be down for a high 5 and a game of smell my finger in a bit.

she is 19 you can use something bigger than your finger. unless...

chocolatechips

Christ, you don't own her. If your little sister wants to get her brains humped out of her, it's her decision, not yours.

muff03

You're hardly serious, are ya?

Mr.Crinklewood

If you were 19 and your big sister inflicted her principles on you, how would you react?

Czarcasm

Stop thinking about your sister having sex.

It's perverse.

AnonoBoy

Step 1: Shout the following up the stairs: "AS LONG AS YOU'RE LIVING UNDER MY ROOF, YOU'LL OBEY MY RULES!!!" And then realise it's not your house and feel like a fool.


Step 2: Move out of your parents house and get your own place. You're too young to be living at home.

aaakev

Grow up and mind your own business... If he is a good guy and treats her right its got nothing to do with you.

Im 27 and have a 19 yr old sister btw

Runaway34

Not much you can do to be honest..... Ya wouldn't deny her or him deh roide would ya?

Shenshen

An older brother would be expected to behave like an adult.

So please, for her sake, grow up and stop obsessing about your little sister's sex life. You're being immature and creepy.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

HondaSami wrote: »

she is 19 you can use something bigger than your finger. unless...

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>_>

I'm hardly going to let him smell my love stick now am I

Mydayoff

Stealth Recce wrote: »

It's cool, Il be finished with her in a minute.

Put the kettle on, il be down for a high 5 and a game of smell my finger in a bit.

You see, the joke is on me!

Gran Hermano

OP, get used to the idea of being an uncle.

Just make sure you are sitting at the kitchen table cleaning either a chainsaw or shotgun when lover boy is finished with your sister and pops down for an cuppa.

Son Of A Vidic

Mydayoff wrote: »

Can you picture the ultimate tough guy brother(Vin Deisel) sitting down stairs while his sister is being humped upstairs?

Vin Diesel ultimate tough guy? Sorry, any dude that looks like a toddler is incompatible with the word tough.

smcgiff

Stealth Recce wrote: »

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>_>

I'm hardly going to let him smell my love twig now am I

Owryan

Is her room beside the bathroom ? You could go to the jacks n make loadsa groaning noises like ur crapping out the titanic, then make a big splash n give a shout of relief out . Flush the toilet n passing her room u could shout into that she might want to give the toilet a few minutes .

That ll cool her horn

c_man

At least she's not riding down an alley. Right now.

Duggy747

Stare at them through the keyhole of her bedroom door while breathing loudly and rubbing your knees.

Hillbilly laugh is optional.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

aaakev wrote: »

Im 27 and have a 19 yr old sister btw

Is she hot?

Mydayoff wrote: »

You see, the joke is on me!

You'd think she would be sound and bring along a friend for you to play with!

Bad Santa

Imagine if you had four sisters, all hot and had to go through this over and over again. Imagine worse still, they all became famous and you had to listen to this stuff going on in adjacent hotel rooms. Or heaven forbid, the same tour buses. Sure, you'd end up going crackers, sporting tin foil hats, distracting your mind with new world order conspiracies and the like, just to escape the painful memories of having heard your sisters being shagged.

smcgiff

Mydayoff wrote: »

You see, the joke is on me!

Explain, were you on a promise or something?

Mydayoff

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Vin Diesel ultimate tough guy? Sorry, any dude that looks like a toddler is incompatible with the word tough.

Vin Diesel doesn't look like a toddler. Stop avoiding the point!

Praetorian Saighdiuir

smcgiff wrote: »

Heh :o:o

Mydayoff

Bad Santa wrote: »

Imagine if you had four sisters, all hot and had to go through this over and over again. Imagine worse still, they all became famous and you had to listen to this stuff going on in adjacent hotel rooms. Or heaven forbid, the same tour buses. Sure, you'd end up going crackers, sporting tin foil hats, distracting your mind with new world order conspiracies and the like, just to escape the painful memories of having heard your sisters being shagged.

Are you referring to Jim Corr

mikom

Mydayoff wrote: »

Suppose my friend came over and saw that I was just cool with them being upstairs while I was about the house. This would not be good for my ego.

You need to kill that Ego.

Mydayoff

c_man wrote: »

At least she's not riding down an alley. Right now.

Are you serious?

bitburger

Mydayoff wrote: »

Are you referring to Jim Corr

Lawrence1895

She's 19, she's an adult. Don't mind them, unless they try to burn down the place or rob the family jewelry

Mydayoff

Shenshen wrote: »

An older brother would be expected to behave like an adult.

So please, for her sake, grow up and stop obsessing about your little sister's sex life. You're being immature and creepy.

You're obviously a girl. I would have more respect for other people, then to **** my girlfriend in broad day light while her brother was downstairs. Now that's the only thing that's disgusting!

Cushie Butterfield

You need to seek professional advice to help you overcome your control issues before it becomes more of a problem than it already is. You have no right to bully your sister into living her life the way you want her to.

Man up & grow a pair, start living your own life & stop trying to always live yours according to how things might look to your friends. Develop some interests to help you keep your mind off what your sister is doing. Stop skulking around the house - get out & about a bit even if it's just to take a walk in the fresh air.

ArtSmart

smcgiff wrote: »

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Sorry?!? I thought you said your sister was 19 or do you mean 9?

If 19 don't be a jealous dick!

Are we really assuming this is a genuine thread?

Really?

Czarcasm

Mydayoff wrote: »

Vin Diesel doesn't look like a toddler. Stop avoiding the point!

The point being how your "morals" are "so offended" by the fact that your 19 year old sister could be having sex, that you had to run and tell the internet about it...


Right. Grow up.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Shout up a few encouraging tips.

Bad Santa

Mydayoff wrote: »

Are you referring to Jim Corr

Nope, Tommy Nolan.

Grayson

Mydayoff wrote: »

You're obviously a girl. I would have more respect for other people, then to **** my girlfriend in broad day light while her brother was downstairs. Now that's the only thing that's disgusting!

Sure. You'd do it, but you'd be quiet.

smcgiff

Mydayoff wrote: »

Suppose my friend came over and saw that I was just cool with them being upstairs while I was about the house. This would not be good for my ego.

Only a problem if he was shouting out 'Who's your Daddy! Brother!'

ArtSmart

Bad Santa wrote: »

Imagine if you had four sisters, all hot and had to go through this over and over again. Imagine worse still, they all became famous and you had to listen to this stuff going on in adjacent hotel rooms. Or heaven forbid, the same tour buses. Sure, you'd end up going crackers, sporting tin foil hats, distracting your mind with new world order conspiracies and the like, just to escape the painful memories of having heard your sisters being shagged.

he he he.

Bad Santa.

Bad, bad, santa.

Wils110

Cockblocker

Gran Hermano

Stealth Recce wrote: »

Shout up a few encouraging tips.

Like recommendations of what she likes?

orestes

Mydayoff wrote: »

You're obviously a girl. I would have more respect for other people, then to **** my girlfriend in broad day light while her brother was downstairs. Now that's the only thing that's disgusting!

To be honest, the fact that you're downstairs is probably making it even more exciting and randy for them, so technically it's your fault for facilitating them. Shame on you, pervert.

HondaSami

Mydayoff wrote: »

You're obviously a girl. I would have more respect for other people, then to **** my girlfriend in broad day light while her brother was downstairs. Now that's the only thing that's disgusting!

They are upstairs, right?

You have something against day time sex? You never meet someone at lunchtime for sex? cmon live dangerously, you might even enjoy it.

Mydayoff

ArtSmart wrote: »

Are we really assuming this is a genuine post?

Really?

You have to admit that it is awkward for me, and unfair of her! I guess cool guys some how just don't end up in situations like this

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Gran Hermano wrote: »

Like recommendations of what she likes?

Yes.

Andersonisgod

Have you ever seen "Shame"? While Fassbender's younger sister (Carey Mulligan) is being humped by his boss he goes running, gets back, screams at her and then f**ks a crazy amount of women (and a guy), just do that.

Mydayoff

orestes wrote: »

To be honest, the fact that you're downstairs is probably making it even more exciting and randy for them, so technically it's your fault for facilitating them. Shame on you, pervert.

That would actually be perverted for her!