What next, Beef in our Fish Fingers ??

vicwatson

Findus Beef Lasagne contained 100% Horsemeat :eek:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/findus-lasagne-meals-were-100-horsemeat-192844335.html

The Road Runner

it will start with sea horses to wean us on, then pure horse fingers

admiralofthefleet

beef in mc donalds burgers

Madam_X

The Simpsons was way ahead of all this...



http://gaia.adage.com/images/bin/image/large/simpsons-gradef-012511.jpg?1295992229

Fromthetrees

Well many chippers sell '100% cod fillets' when they actually just have some other fish in them as well.



The matrix is unraveling right before our eyes folks.

Oh Jaysus it'll be the findus crispy pancakes next.

Culleeo

If it's horse meat in the Lasagne, it must be horse shit in the Crispy Pancakes.

drunkmonkey

Madam_X wrote: »

The Simpsons was way ahead of all this...



http://gaia.adage.com/images/bin/image/large/simpsons-gradef-012511.jpg?1295992229

I see your Simpsons and raise you Mc Donalds Chicken nuggets http://www.thatsnonsense.com/images/msp_meat.jpg

Fromthetrees

Goat penis, there's not enough goat penis in stuff.

I want more goat penis in my mystery meat burgers.

smash

Am I the only one not bothered by this?

Captain Chaos

The battered nappy in The Van wasn't far off the mark.

J_E

Apart from the obvious deception, is horse meat really that bad to eat?

PC CDROM

smash wrote: »

Am I the only one not bothered by this?

Horse fish is good for you.

Lenin Skynard

smash wrote: »

Am I the only one not bothered by this?

I'm quite excited about it, beefy fish fingers sound delicious.

drunkmonkey

smash wrote: »

Am I the only one not bothered by this?

Since you were named after one of the worst tasting foods ever nothing much was going to bother you after that.

Ihatecuddles-old

Findus UK apologised to customers "for any convenience caused" - and said anyone who bought the affected lasagne products could get a full refund.

Are they taking the piss because they are ready meals? Sorry for any convenience caused!

Doom

Reports of 100% horse meat in some Findus meals in UK, thank feck I don't eat the crap

Madam_X

PC CDROM wrote: »

Horse fish is good for you.

Seahorse!

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Since you were named after one of the worst tasting foods ever nothing much was going to bother you after that.

The weird thing IMO is it was a Cadburys product: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SAbJjktk7E

admiralofthefleet

Captain Chaos wrote: »

The battered nappy in The Van wasn't far off the mark.

it wasnt used

Guy:Incognito

Doom wrote: »

Reports of 100% horse meat in some Findus meals in UK, thank feck I don't eat the crap

In this very thread no less.



TBH, it's put to bed all the "ewe, I wouldn't eat horse" . People have been and liked it. Carry on as before imo.

smash

Madam_X wrote: »

The weird thing IMO is it was a Cadburys product: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SAbJjktk7E

And we all know Cadburys stuff tastes delicious!

drunkmonkey

Hey Detective, after the mad cow disease bomb which has yet to go off, the general public expected that their meat was fully traceable form farm to fork. It now turns out nobody had a clue what meat was being sold as what.

stripysocks85

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Since you were named after one of the worst tasting foods ever nothing much was going to bother you after that.

You're being kind by calling smash a food!!!

smash

stripysocks85 wrote: »

You're being kind by calling smash a food!!!

Leave me alone...

Ihatecuddles-old

I love smash. I know nobody else does and its crap food, I eat it once every few years. I just love it

ArtyM

Dónal wrote: »

Oh Jaysus it'll be the findus crispy pancakes next.

God I used to love those things when I was a kid!

Solair

There's a lot to be said for a simple steak, chop, or whatever. At least it's harder to fake it!

You'd wonder what they put in pet food though if this is what's in human food!

Also, Europe has relatively TIGHT regulations. I'd hate to think what's in food in places with more relaxed ones!

foxy06

smash wrote: »

Leave me alone...

awww id eat u :-)

In a non sexual way obv

smash

foxy06 wrote: »

awww id eat u :-)

foxy06 wrote: »

In a non sexual way obv

fastrac

We still have the Pizzas and Take Aways to test. A lot of freezers being cleared recently methinks.

flanders1979

I ate horsemeat in France which I purchased thinking it was just a cheap steak.
I would have paid more attention to the label if I was buying processed food.
You would probably be better off eating a pony than any processed cheese.

Sparks43

I hope they dont check the Bologneighs


*Gets coat*

Doc Ruby

Where are they getting all these horses from anyway, are there majestic herds sweeping across the plains that nobody's told us about or what.

Run_to_da_hills

Not to mention what goes into your breakfast cereal. :eek:

deandean

It'd be nice if there was some FISH on our fishfingers.


But TBH Findus was never exactly a premium brand.

Rasheed

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Not to mention what goes into your breakfast cereal. :eek:

Ah Run_to_da_hills I missed ya, you were quiet for awhile!

smash

deandean wrote: »

It'd be nice if there was some FISH on our fishfingers.

Have you tried the dolphin friendly horsetuna yet?

Crasp

Solair wrote: »

Also, Europe has relatively TIGHT regulations. I'd hate to think what's in food in places with more relaxed ones!

Giardia

Pacing Mule

What I don't understand at all is how horse meat is cheaper than cow meat. (Assuming that the horse meat is being substituted in for monetary gain) are horses less expensive to rear / produce for the food chain. ?

deandean

smash wrote: »

Have you tried the dolphin friendly horsetuna yet?

Neigh, not yet. Can you tuna horse to taste like beef or salmon?

AlmightyCushion

I've suspected for years that there aren't any fingers in our fish fingers.

ElvisChrist6

I'm surprised there's 100% meat in them

kowloon

Pageant Messiah wrote: »

What I don't understand at all is how horse meat is cheaper than cow meat. (Assuming that the horse meat is being substituted in for monetary gain) are horses less expensive to rear / produce for the food chain. ?

It is expensive to keep a horse. Unless said horse has a pension plan...
Soylent Green is horses! :eek:

7 7 12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThhfLvR4Wo8

"Theres very little meat in these gym mats"

amovingstatue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndSG71OenKs

Captain Chaos

"My bones are so brittle, but I always drink plenty of................."


Malk, now with added vitamin R.

FanadMan

Cydoniac wrote: »

Apart from the obvious deception, is horse meat really that bad to eat?

Horse meat is beautiful - had it in France years ago. Don't know what all the fuss is about. Well, guess some companies saying 100% Irish Beef and then only putting 30% beef is a bit of a problem. But seriously, horse meat is lovely!

Ruudi_Mentari

For fcuks hake.... pure codology!!

Hake it or leave it.

foggy_lad

fastrac wrote: »

We still have the Pizzas and Take Aways to test. A lot of freezers being cleared recently methinks.

The town is gonna be awash with stray cats and dogs again.

foggy_lad

Doc Ruby wrote: »

Where are they getting all these horses from anyway, are there majestic herds sweeping across the plains that nobody's told us about or what.

They are all the strays collected up here in Ireland kiled and sent to poland for making into glue and dog food.

ASOT

The horsemeat was only resting in my lasagna