if there was a ww3 which guys would you want on your side?

jimpump

Marvel superheroes or DC comics guys?
And give your reason

DEFTLEFTHAND

Germany they follow orders well, and as they say third time lucky.

Lionel Messy

I'm not a nerd so I wouldn't know.

jd007

I've no idea which superhero is with which comic

DazMarz

If it was a real WWIII (never mind comic books), I'd much rather be with the Americans that against them, to be perfectly honest...

Also, as Einstein said, we won't know what weapons will be used in World War III, but in World War IV, it will be sticks, stones and spears...

Arawn

DazMarz wrote: »

If it was a real WWIII (never mind comic books), I'd much rather be with the Americans that against them, to be perfectly honest...

Also, as Einstein said, we won't know what weapons will be used in World War III, but in World War IV, it will be sticks, stones and spears...

There wont be a ww4 too many nukes in the world for anyone to survive once the first is launched

jimpump

jd007 wrote: »

I've no idea which superhero is with which comic

Well marvel has thor, iron man, incredible hulk,captain america, wolvrine and the other xmen while dc has batman, superman, green goblet, spiderman but theyre just the main characters of eachí

Lionel Messy

DazMarz wrote: »

If it was a real WWIII (never mind comic books), I'd much rather be with the Americans that against them, to be perfectly honest...

Also, as Einstein said, we won't know what weapons will be used in World War III, but in World War IV, it will be sticks, stones and spears...

America and Israel vs Russia and China. Good luck.

Master P

China, there's loads of them lads

SEANoftheDEAD

Master P wrote: »

China, there's loads of them lads

So? There we're loads of Arachnids on Planet P, but that didn't stop Rico's Ruffnecks and the mobile infantry from nuking them and winning!

Ye just have to catch the brain!

DazMarz

Lionel Messy wrote: »

America and Israel vs Russia and China. Good luck.

The Russians and the Chinese won't team up. They'd both want to be powerhouses in their own right.

Add to that, that the Russians aren't the power they were when it was the USSR. A few rusty MiGs and some creaky Soviet nuclear subs is about the top and bottom of it.

But the Chinese... yeah... they'd be a bit more scary alright.

Proper "Wait until you see the whites of their eyes, lads!" stuff that.

Arawn

DazMarz wrote: »

The Russians and the Chinese won't team up. They'd both want to be powerhouses in their own right.

Add to that, that the Russians aren't the power they were when it was the USSR. A few rusty MiGs and some creaky Soviet nuclear subs is about the top and bottom of it.

But the Chinese... yeah... they'd be a bit more scary alright.

Proper "Wait until you see the whites of their eyes, lads!" stuff that.

Spot the key word

Lionel Messy

DazMarz wrote: »

The Russians and the Chinese won't team up. They'd both want to be powerhouses in their own right.

Add to that, that the Russians aren't the power they were when it was the USSR. A few rusty MiGs and some creaky Soviet nuclear subs is about the top and bottom of it.

But the Chinese... yeah... they'd be a bit more scary alright.

Proper "Wait until you see the whites of their eyes, lads!" stuff that.

You sound right. I just see former CIA going on US tv shows constantly. KGB wouldn't do that. Russia ain't exactly tabloid. Russia is still number 1

jimpump

DazMarz wrote: »

The Russians and the Chinese won't team up. They'd both want to be powerhouses in their own right.

Add to that, that the Russians aren't the power they were when it was the USSR. A few rusty MiGs and some creaky Soviet nuclear subs is about the top and bottom of it.

But the Chinese... yeah... they'd be a bit more scary alright.

Proper "Wait until you see the whites of their eyes, lads!" stuff that.

The chinese and north korea will have .us living under bunkers come 2020

DazMarz

Arawn wrote: »

Spot the key word

True... but chances are they'd blow themselves up before wiping Washington off the map.

Maybe not though.

Like 'em or hate 'em, I'd still rather be with the Yanks than against them.

Arawn

DazMarz wrote: »

True... but chances are they'd blow themselves up before wiping Washington off the map.

Maybe not though.

Like 'em or hate 'em, I'd still rather be with the Yanks than against them.

I reckon the russians have every middle east but isreal on their side seeing as how america treats em all so well.

kneemos

DazMarz wrote: »

The Russians and the Chinese won't team up. They'd both want to be powerhouses in their own right.

Add to that, that the Russians aren't the power they were when it was the USSR. A few rusty MiGs and some creaky Soviet nuclear subs is about the top and bottom of it.

But the Chinese... yeah... they'd be a bit more scary alright.

Proper "Wait until you see the whites of their eyes, lads!" stuff that.

The Russians are a very proud people and would never be a push over.The Chinese are all pampered single child families and might not have much of a stomach for warfare.

Lionel Messy

jimpump wrote: »

The chinese and north korea will have .us living under bunkers come 2020

It would be an improvement.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Of course I suspect we will have a common defence policy in place when it comes, Ireland won't be able to hide again. The USA will be in charge of course so we'll be fighting who ever launched assault on the Israels's. I'd suspect we may have some defectors in our ranks.

areyawell

Chuck Norris

DazMarz

Also, Israel have to be the most dogged, determined, non-pushover shower on the face of the Earth. Every nation that has ever gone to war with Israel has never come out of it without a bloody nose. They're like the one group of people that it just does not pay to fúck with...

Arawn

DazMarz wrote: »

Also, Israel have to be the most dogged, determined, non-pushover shower on the face of the Earth. Every nation that has ever gone to war with Israel has never come out of it without a bloody nose. They're like the one group of people that it just does not pay to fúck with...

Isreal have america backing them right now. In a world war Isreal wouldn't have the threat of america destroying whoever.


I bloody loathe Isreal as a country.

Lionel Messy

DazMarz wrote: »

Also, Israel have to be the most dogged, determined, non-pushover shower on the face of the Earth. Every nation that has ever gone to war with Israel has never come out of it without a bloody nose. They're like the one group of people that it just does not pay to fúck with...

Genocidal IDF. Worse than the third Reich.

DEFTLEFTHAND

DazMarz wrote: »

Also, Israel have to be the most dogged, determined, non-pushover shower on the face of the Earth. Every nation that has ever gone to war with Israel has never come out of it without a bloody nose. They're like the one group of people that it just does not pay to fúck with...

They're a brutal race and as tough as they come, remember Israel is only the size of Munster but yet they'll defend their borders to the limit. Even I will respect that but I won't tolerate their Mafioso stance in the region, they can't keep their foot on Palestine. They need to pull into a reverse gear because I fear for this planet if the USA actively enter their conflict.

IncognitoMan

jimpump wrote: »

Well marvel has thor, iron man, incredible hulk,captain america, wolvrine and the other xmen while dc has batman, superman, green goblet, spiderman but theyre just the main characters of eachí

Nope marvel have him.

As for green goblet do you mean green lantern?

jimpump

IncognitoMan wrote: »

Nope marvel have him.

As for green goblet do you mean green lantern?

Your right there boss

IncognitoMan

jimpump wrote: »

Your right there boss

Yes I am a boss

jimpump

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

They're a brutal race and as tough as they come, remember Israel is only the size of Munster but yet they'll defend their borders to the limit. Even I will respect that but I won't tolerate their Mafioso stance in the region, they can't keep their foot on Palestine. They need to pull into a reverse gear because I fear for this planet if the USA actively enter their conflict.

Theres a new sec.of defence now whose a non zionist so we'll be seeing less and less support from the yanks for the yids

Lionel Messy

jimpump wrote: »

Theres a new sec.of defence now whose a non zionist so we'll be seeing less and less support from the yanks for the yids

Don't say yids.

DazMarz

DazMarz wrote: »

Proper "Wait until you see the whites of their eyes, lads!" stuff that.

Racist.

jimpump

Lionel Messy wrote: »

Don't say yids.

Why not

DEFTLEFTHAND

jimpump wrote: »

Why not

It's easier to say Israelis, Yids or Kikes won't fly here. It's kind of like calling an Irish person a mick or an Italian a greaser, the powers that be don't like it, I know we're jesting but we have to be respectful, always refer to your opponent in a formal manner.

Killer Wench

"Hey brah..." asks the US.

"Yeah man. Wassup?," says China.

"Can I borrow a trillion?", we ask.

China, "Uhm... I guess, but why?".

"We're going to war. With you," we says.

"Hell naw, dude!" China yells.

Relax. There would never be a war between the US and China. We would have to borrow the money from China in order to pay for it.

jimpump

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

It's easier to say Israelis, Yids or Kikes won't fly here. It's kind of like calling an Irish person a mick or an Italian a greaser, the powers that be don't like it, I know we're jesting but we have to be respectful, always refer to your opponent in a formal manner.

Israelites it is then, even tho theres a lot worse words out there to call them than yids. And btw alot of jews like being called yids

DEFTLEFTHAND

jimpump wrote: »

Israelites it is then, even tho theres a lot worse words out there to call them than yids. And btw alot of jews like being called yids

Well if they like the Yid moniker they can have it. I've heard some very funny sayings over the years, I can't repeat them though because I'd be perma banned out of here. Very ugly phrases but humorous none the less.

Grayson

Zombies.

Grayson

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

It's easier to say Israelis, Yids or Kikes won't fly here. It's kind of like calling an Irish person a mick or an Italian a greaser, the powers that be don't like it, I know we're jesting but we have to be respectful, always refer to your opponent in a formal manner.

To be fair, yids is easier to spell.

gnfnrhead

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Well if they like the Yid moniker they can have it. I've heard some very funny sayings over the years, I can't repeat them though because I'd be perma banned out of here. Very ugly phrases but humorous none the less.

A lot of spurs fans use it about themselves. Depends on the context.

kraggy

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

It's easier to say Israelis, Yids or Kikes won't fly here. It's kind of like calling an Irish person a mick or an Italian a greaser, the powers that be don't like it, I know we're jesting but we have to be respectful, always refer to your opponent in a formal manner.

Some Spurs and Ajax fans call themselves Yids. Because of their Jewish heritage.

dsmythy

China and Russia are more likely to go to war against each other rather than with each other.

FrostyJack

Dr. Manhattan. Close thread.

Allyall

jimpump wrote: »

Well marvel has thor, iron man, incredible hulk,captain america, wolvrine and the other xmen while dc has batman, superman, green goblet, spiderman but theyre just the main characters of eachí

I'd be lying if i said i hadn't heard of most of them, but who the heck is Green Goblet?

Also, isn't Spiderman wirh Marvel?

RossyG

On my side I'd like the Saint, Winker Watson, Pig from Pipkins, Captain Britain, Ryan Tubridy and three Daleks.

harry Bailey esq

Dr evil and mini me

Allyall

RossyG wrote: »

On my side I'd like the Saint, Winker Watson, Pig from Pipkins, Captain Britain, Ryan Tubridy and three Daleks.

All Daleks would be rendered useless as soon as steps or a kerb were introduced . Ryan Tubridy would be first to be shot/blown up/stabbed/stabbed repeatedly/decapitated/hanged/bazooka'd/snapped. He would also turn the opposition into such a blinding rage that nobody else would stand a chance for the first hour..

Hande hoche!

Whichever side the Vietnamese are on. Also having Eritrea as allies would be a plus.

RossyG

Allyall wrote: »

All Daleks would be rendered useless as soon as steps or a kerb were introduced

Ryan Tubridy would be first to be shot/blown up/stabbed/stabbed repeatedly/decapitated/hanged/bazooka'd/snapped.

All part of my cunning plan.

Allyall

RossyG wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdNizMwDIv8



All part of my cunning plan.

Did he knee her in the groin to knock her out?

That's a special dalek..

mfceiling

Sorry i stopped reading comics when i was 12.

I'll nip upstairs and ask my 7 year old who she thinks.

Lightbulb Sun

DazMarz wrote: »

The Russians and the Chinese won't team up. They'd both want to be powerhouses in their own right.

Add to that, that the Russians aren't the power they were when it was the USSR. A few rusty MiGs and some creaky Soviet nuclear subs is about the top and bottom of it.

But the Chinese... yeah... they'd be a bit more scary alright.

Proper "Wait until you see the whites of their eyes, lads!" stuff that.

Are you joking? The Russians have the most nuclear weapons and the most powerful non nuclear bomb not to mention the obvious size of their manpower.

Hande hoche!

Lightbulb Sun wrote: »

Are you joking? The Russians have the most nuclear weapons and the most powerful non nuclear bomb not to mention the obvious size of their manpower.

True and the seem to be getting serious about military reform and modernization.