Trivial things that annoy you

salacious crumb

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Ah, Mr Crumb, welcome back:P

Thankee kindly.

eisenberg1

Adverts for Hair care products, where someone will (Davina McCall I think) refers to it as "Heh Ceh".....WTF?

Donna and Joe, and happy bastards.

Cantona's Collars

Inconsiderate parking,especially my bloody neighbour - 3 parking spaces but still manages to leave his car on the road,almost blocking it.Gentle hints by everyone else have failed,even confronting him was met with "sure it's my house,can't I park in front of it if I want".

MJ23

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Adverts for Hair care products, where someone will (Davina McCall I think) refers to it as "Heh Ceh".....WTF?

Donna and Joe, and happy bastards.

Ever hear the cockneys say MillWall? "Mew-wew"

Or that Ant and Dec Saturday night takeaway thing where the person near the end would gamble for all the prizes. And the audience would chant "Gambo Gambo"

Cantona's Collars

MJ23 wrote: »

Ever hear the cockneys say MillWall? "Mew-wew"

Or that Ant and Dec Saturday night takeaway thing where the person near the end would gamble for all the prizes. And the audience would chant "Gambo Gambo"

It's The Queen's English innit.

Captain Farrell

zerks wrote: »

It's The Queen's English innit.

yeah, and the irish speak it perfectly.....

"saherday, buhher, chimley, wardrope, drownded, "tree", troath, heighth.....

eisenberg1

Captain Farrell wrote: »

yeah, and the irish speak it perfectly.....

"saherday, buhher, chimley, wardrope, drownded, "tree", troath, heighth.....

A capital "I" for Irish would be nice......

foxyboxer

When you download a new app on your phone and it upsets the location of the other apps.

jimgoose

Captain Farrell wrote: »

yeah, and the irish speak it perfectly.....

"saherday, buhher, chimley, wardrope, drownded, "tree", troath, heighth.....

Mmm, oh ah. Theyll be owt f'nowt anyroad lad.

Czarcasm

Call The Midwife - The Christmas Album [Soundtrack]

Captain Farrell

jimgoose wrote: »

Mmm, oh ah. Theyll be owt f'nowt anyroad lad.

bah gum tha's reet lad.

jimgoose

Captain Farrell wrote: »

bah gum tha's reet lad.

Eee, fookit ahm gannin yarm! :cool:

eisenberg1

Captain Farrell wrote: »

yeah, and the irish speak it perfectly.....

"saherday, buhher, chimley, wardrope, drownded, "tree", troath, heighth.....

In Yorkshire, if you ask for arse cream in a shop, they will usually ask you what flavour you want, vanilla, raspberry ripple etc. Very confusing:P

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

In Yorkshire, if you ask for arse cream in a shop, they will usually ask you what flavour you want, vanilla, raspberry ripple etc. Very confusing:P

Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi' us."

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by..
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"

salacious crumb

Kipper tie?

Yes please, two sugars.

Captain Farrell

sher ye can't bate a shcaldy mug o tae...

eisenberg1

Darby O'Gill is in the house

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Darby O'Gill is in the house

Here's a shtick ta be batin' the lovely lady with, Sorrr.

Days 298

Just heard the stupidest thing.

A dog poop reporting hotline for Dublin
And there are such things as Anti-dog poop campaigners.

Do people have so much free time to actually actively get involved in such a stupid cause.
Like its bad to not pick up after your dog but for people to actually start a campaign so people report others to a hotline. The hell is a hotline going to do? CSI Mrs O Reilly's dog's poop.

If it bothers you so much pick up "non picked up" poop so.

Trivial thing that annoys me anyway....

Santa Cruz

foxyboxer wrote: »

When you download a new app on your phone and it upsets the location of the other apps.

Oh don't you hate that?

Santa Cruz

Sportspeople, usually from Cork, saying "in all fairness"

NIMAN

Those severely unfunny "KEEP CALM AND ........" posters/mugs/tshirts etc you see.

They were funny for about 1hr after they first appeared, but seriously folks let them go, they are now just sad.

Ihatecuddles

Days 298 wrote: »

Just heard the stupidest thing.

A dog poop reporting hotline for Dublin
And there are such things as Anti-dog poop campaigners.

Do people have so much free time to actually actively get involved in such a stupid cause.
Like its bad to not pick up after your dog but for people to actually start a campaign so people report others to a hotline. The hell is a hotline going to do? CSI Mrs O Reilly's dog's poop.

If it bothers you so much pick up "non picked up" poop so.

Trivial thing that annoys me anyway....

I stepped in dog poop a few weeks ago. I was dressed to go out, as it was my birthday.

Stood in the poo, came home, sat down with my foot under my arse, thus spreading it all over my hole. Sat on my bed, now there's **** on the bed.

Had to change my clothes, throw out my shoes and I was late for my own birthday massage

Id report a f*cker not picking up their dog sh*t. Ill carry a spare phone and ensure its always got credit and battery, with a working camera, and report every dumb f*ck letting their dog sh*t on the ground and not pick it up.

Fred Swanson

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Days 298

mauzo! wrote: »

I stepped in dog poop a few weeks ago. I was dressed to go out, as it was my birthday.

Stood in the poo, came home, sat down with my foot under my arse, thus spreading it all over my hole. Sat on my bed, now there's **** on the bed.

Had to change my clothes, throw out my shoes and I was late for my own birthday massage

Id report a f*cker not picking up their dog sh*t. Ill carry a spare phone and ensure its always got credit and battery, with a working camera, and report every dumb f*ck letting their dog sh*t on the ground and not pick it up.

Sorry to hear that.

Suppose you have been affected more than most,
Just dont turn it into a hobby!
Let me know how you get on. There were 12 fines given out for the whole of Dublin.. you may be wasting your time.

smeedyova

People who choose shop doorways as locations to do their hesitating.

dubstarr

Days 298 wrote: »

Just heard the stupidest thing.

A dog poop reporting hotline for Dublin
And there are such things as Anti-dog poop campaigners.

Do people have so much free time to actually actively get involved in such a stupid cause.
Like its bad to not pick up after your dog but for people to actually start a campaign so people report others to a hotline. The hell is a hotline going to do? CSI Mrs O Reilly's dog's poop.

If it bothers you so much pick up "non picked up" poop so.

Trivial thing that annoys me anyway....

Its not trivial at all you know kids can be blinded by dog poo.So to me ts not trivial at all.

smeedyova

dubstarr wrote: »

Its not trivial at all you know kids can be blinded by dog poo.So to me ts not trivial at all.

Indeed, not trivial, and utterly, utterly disgusting. What kind of society allows/accepts/has faeces on their streets!?!?!?

keith16

People who type a space before punctuation. Trivial and annoying.

Like this !

Or this .

Perhaps this ?

Or ,I don' t know ,this ? !

whupdedo

Standing behind a person of advancing age (usually a woman)at the till when it's her turn to pay and she usually has a heap of stuff in the basket and leaves it till the very last second to go rooting around in her purse like it's a surprise that she has to pay for it at all, and then if it's something like 22.47, she has to find the €2 coin and then the 2 20 cent coins and then the 5 and 2 cent coins ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah feeling much better now .