Trivial things that annoy you

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

The weight watcher gals are maddening in this regard. Constantly commenting on and poking around your food. "Whats that? bread? Oh I couldnt possibly - I'm off bread!" (Clearly not working for them, note to self: eat more bread, if this is what not eating bread does to you). Can't bring a bag of chips in either, they go a bit hysterical. Chips? Chips?!!!! Chaaaaaaaps?!!!!! You're so boooooool! OOOOh I'd love a chip. Chipchipchipchip!!!! fuuck off :eek:[/QUOT

People who eat chips on buses

beakerjoe

eisenberg1 wrote: »

People who eat chips on buses

They always smell gorgeous then when I get them they just dont live up to the hype.

Wise Old Elf

OldNotWIse wrote: »

The weight watcher gals are maddening in this regard. Constantly commenting on and poking around your food. "Whats that? bread? Oh I couldnt possibly - I'm off bread!" (Clearly not working for them, note to self: eat more bread, if this is what not eating bread does to you). Can't bring a bag of chips in either, they go a bit hysterical. Chips? Chips?!!!! Chaaaaaaaps?!!!!! You're so boooooool! OOOOh I'd love a chip. Chipchipchipchip!!!! fuuck off :eek:

Worked in an office like this about 10 years ago. All i heard every lunch time was "How many points are in that?"; A MILLION, nom nom nom!

Czarcasm

OldNotWIse wrote: »

The weight watcher gals are maddening in this regard. Constantly commenting on and poking around your food. "Whats that? bread? Oh I couldnt possibly - I'm off bread!" (Clearly not working for them, note to self: eat more bread, if this is what not eating bread does to you). Can't bring a bag of chips in either, they go a bit hysterical. Chips? Chips?!!!! Chaaaaaaaps?!!!!! You're so boooooool! OOOOh I'd love a chip. Chipchipchipchip!!!! fuuck off :eek:

Burst out laughing at this, could just imagine, they sound worse than the "Are you eating that?" crowd...

Feckin' Gillian McKeith types! :mad:

That reminds me - dead leg when you're doing the crossword in the paper on the porcelain throne, bastard!

eisenberg1

Czarcasm wrote: »

Burst out laughing at this, could just imagine, they sound worse than the "Are you eating that?" crowd...

Feckin' Gillian McKeith types! :mad:

That reminds me - dead leg when you're doing the crossword in the paper on the porcelain throne, bastard!

Three down ?:D

jimgoose

Czarcasm wrote: »

...Feckin' Gillian McKeith types! :mad:...

Is that that awful bloody woman who seems to be obsessed with people's excrement? In a more civilised age she'd be in a padded cell. Now her twitterings are on the furken television. I'd love to kill her twice, slowly. :mad:

Czarcasm

jimgoose wrote: »

Is that that awful bloody woman who seems to be obsessed with people's excrement? In a more civilised age she'd be in a padded cell. Now her twitterings are on the furken television. I'd love to kill her twice, slowly. :mad:

Take her out and literally be shot with balls of her own shìte! :pac:

Just out of curiosity anyway, I did indeed Google "Crossword Puzzle Toilet Paper"...





Who the hell would buy used toilet paper?


Gillian McKeith types I suppose :pac:

Gokei

jimgoose wrote: »

Is that that awful bloody woman who seems to be obsessed with people's excrement? In a more civilised age she'd be in a padded cell. Now her twitterings are on the furken television. I'd love to kill her twice, slowly. :mad:

theres an old meme of herself and Nigella Lawson, have yourself a quick google there..

jimgoose

Gokei wrote: »

theres an old meme of herself and Nigella Lawson, have yourself a quick google there..

Yeah, seen it. 'Tis true for an old mate of mine, he says "Eat well, and blow health out yer ass. Bon appétit!"

Warper

Dopes that stay on the overtaking lane on a motorway

Mariasofia

Majorly pi**ed off here. Just watched someone make a cup of tea and throw the tea bag straight into my sink instead of the bin that is 5 steps to the left.......*resisting urge to say wtf like?*

Fred Swanson

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Mariasofia

Fred Swanson wrote: »

I would say it to them!

Im calling them names in my head instead.....its relieving the stress of it! :-D

eisenberg1

Mariasofia wrote: »

Im calling them names in my head instead.....its relieving the stress of it! :-D

Tea baggin bastards:D

Mariasofia

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Tea baggin bastards:D

Ya sink staining f*cker ya :-D

OldNotWIse

Disco Stuart wrote: »

Worked in an office like this about 10 years ago. All i heard every lunch time was "How many points are in that?"; A MILLION, nom nom nom!

Ah, now they talk about sins, only...they're not "sins" - they are..."syns" because, you know...people who dont eat bread are too coooool to spell a word the right way...fuuckers

OldNotWIse

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Tea baggin bastards:D

Sounds like some weird sex move :P

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Sounds like some weird sex move :P

As soon as I posted I thought that...............mind you, it would make the tea break more interesting:D

Wise Old Elf

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Ah, now they talk about sins, only...they're not "sins" - they are..."syns" because, you know...people who dont eat bread are too coooool to spell a word the right way...fuuckers

Dafuq?!

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Sounds like some weird sex move :P

NSFW and I may have turned off the joke detector here but: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabag :pac:

OldNotWIse

Disco Stuart wrote: »

Dafuq?!



NSFW and I may have turned off the joke detector here but: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabag :pac:

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Czarcasm

OldNotWIse wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

That'll be the sound of shattered innocence in the background

Wilberto

Disco Stuart wrote: »

Dafuq?!



NSFW and I may have turned off the joke detector here but: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabag :pac:

I really wish I hadn't read 3.1!!

OldNotWIse

Czarcasm wrote: »

That'll be the sound of shattered innocence in the background

well gone....

eisenberg1

Disco Stuart wrote: »

Dafuq?!



NSFW and I may have turned off the joke detector here but: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabag :pac:

you wont get those teabags in Aldi:)

yeppydeppy

eisenberg1 wrote: »

you wont get those teabags in Aldi:)

Sure you will, if you ask the right person!

stefan idiot jones

simply............Portfolio.

gerrymtec

old fag hag women,, that thinking she has done a great job rasing her children because there getting full benifits and dole,,,,,

Czarcasm

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

simply............Portfolio.

Portfolio Management? I can only say I feel your pain stefan, far from feckin' trivial though, more like a bloody head melt at times! :pac:


Trivial annoyance? Tight arses!

I wasn't gonna post this because it's not just trivial, it's petty, but still gave me a twitchy eyeball, thanks stefan for setting me off :pac:

So I'm working on a project at the moment, and I have to do up the books, and two of the girls are finishing up tomorrow, and as I'm doing up the accounts I see that they put in for a "Leaving Celebration" on the organisation's account, I wasn't even invited to this! OK I'm an outside contractor but still, good will and all that, I'd have covered my own expenses.

So anyway this evening I went into a flower shop to get them each a bunch of flowers, when my wife goes "What are you at? Don't get them anything!".


I figure just because they're tight doesn't make it right!

atourdeforce

The phrase toates and mazeballs annoys the hell out of me.
Also the fake accent southsiders use trying to be americans!!! Oh yaaa

I am pie

This/you/it rocks!

You rockstar!

I / he / she rocked up to...

This (usually mundane object) is "rockin"

Anything which is "freakin'" or "frickin"


All of the above utterances are valid justifications for sewing someone's mouth shut with a pencil and a bootlace.