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Fantasy movie mashups

Sky King

OK so Alien versus Predator Requiem is probably the best damn movie mash up since Alien versus Predator, but what are your own ideal movie mashups? Here's some of mine

The Godfather of The Bride.
Georgio is an ordinary, middle-class mafia man whose 21 year-old daughter Annie has decided to send a man from an upper-class crime family to sleep with the fishes... literally!! But George can't think of what life would be like without him. Sparks fly when he finally becomes insane, and hilarity ensues.

X-Men in Black
Sparks fly when a group of mutants turned Government agents prevent a mutated alien from turning a group of non mutant non aliens into mutant non aliens. Hilarity ensues.

It's a Wonderful Life of Brian
An angel helps a compassionate but despairingly frustrated deity by showing what him life would have been like if he never existed. Sparks, hilarity etc.

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tritium

Day of the dead poets society

Zombie children munch on an inspirational teacher

mikom

Scarfaceoff

In 1980's Miami, a revolutionary medical technique allows a determined Cuban immigrant to take the physical appearance of a major criminal and infiltrate a drug cartel, while succumbing to greed.

KungPao

Inglourious Basterds of the Carribean

A group of Jewish men find themselves sailing the seven seas, looking for members of the Nazi party to kill. However, in an incredible twist, they realise Nazi's don't exist yet and won't exist for hundreds of years. This results in them being declared dangerously insane by the non-Jewish sailors on their ship, and they are made to walk the plank.

Directed by Jerry Tarantino!

spoofilyj

Terminator and the Sound of Music

Arne reprises his role as Human killer T-1000 terminator when a mission to the past goes awry, Arnie finds himself as an unlikely Childminder to the Von Trapp Family. Unsure what to do, he trains the children in urban combat and gurilla warfare and helps them free Austria from Natzi rule and ultimately ends the war.

mikom

spoofilyj wrote: »

Terminator and the Sound of Music

Arne reprises his role as Human killer T-1000 terminator when a mission to the past goes awry, Arnie finds himself as an unlikely Childminder to the Von Trapp Family. Unsure what to do, he trains the children in urban combat and gurilla warfare and helps them free Austria from Natzi rule and ultimately ends the war.

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The hills are aliveee...... with the sound of hunter killersssss

Ghost Buster

The ultimate irish movie:
My Left Field. The story of a Kerry farmer with cerebral palsy and his struggle to keep his field (the wan on the left. Sure the wan on the right is choked with rushes) from the clutches of The Yank.

ectoraige

Apocalypse Now and Then

Four childhood friends reminisce about when, at the height of the Vietnam War, they were sent on a top-secret mission into the Cambodian jungle to assassinate a renegade colonel who has set himself up as a god among a local tribe, in exchange for the money they need to build a tree house.

"The best coming of age movie since Full Metal Jacqueline".

"Oscar-worthy portrayal of an insane Green Beret colonel from Cloris Leachman".

Guill

Star Trek Wars

Captain Kirk, plucky and handsome captain of the USS Enterprise must defend the federation against the evil clutches of Darth Vaders Empire. Things go from bad to worse when Scottie falls to the Dark side but get better and sexier again when Kirk gets the Girl.

Contains scenes of hardcore sex, flashing images and epic Enterprise - Death star Battles.

9.5 potatos out of 10.

keano_afc

Sleepers in Seattle

4 boys who endured a torrid time at a residential care home try to rebuild their lives in Seattle. They are taken under the wing of recovering alcoholic Meg Ryan, who tries to gradually re-introduce them into a society that so let them down.

mikom

Carrie on camping.

Sid and Bernie keep having their amorous intentions snubbed by their girlfriends Joan and Anthea. The boys suggest a camping holiday. Of course they end up at a high school prom, and meet up with a young, abused and timid 17-year-old girl with telekinesis! Bucket loads of blood and John Travolta all add to the laughs

Thundercats Ho

American History Boys

Edward Norton plays a former neo-nazi, who tries to turn his life around by attending a public school in 1980's britain.
His eccentric teacher helps him along the way, in the hope he will be accepted to either oxford or cambridge to study sociology.

podgemonster

The Diary of Ron Burgundy:

Legendary News achorman Ron Burgandy and is awarding winning news team find themselves in an small attic in 1940s Amsterdam hiding from Channel 5 hating Nazi's. Ron records his accounts in a well spoken and elegant video news diary. But things take a turn for the worst when the team are caught and slowly die of typhus in a concentration camp.

9959

Duggy747 wrote: »

Nightmare on 34th Street

Having being institutionalized by the courts, Santa Claus vows revenge on everyone by killing all children by Xmas Eve. Can a plucky lawyer and a young girl who doesn't believe in Santa be enough to stop this horror?

Richard Attenborough delivers a terrifying and grotesque turn as Santa Claus.

Having Santa institutionalised (whatever that means) is nonsense, have him captured by The Taliban and kept in a cage in Rawalpindi.
Can you make the 'plucky lawyer' a plucky firefighter, lawyers are called a lot things in this country, 'plucky' ain't one of them.
I've already lined-up Angelina Jolie to play the 'young girl', I owe her a favour, don't ask.
Dickie Attenborough is OUT, terrifying and grotesque yes, but that's real life, I want a goddamn actor.

Have your people ring my people.

mackeire

The Lost Boyz In The Hood

Tre moves back to the hood to live with his father. Instead of hanging with his homeboyz, he starts hanging around with a load of skinny white boys with motorbikes who turn out to be vampires.

Will his father teach him how to be a man?

Wossack

The 40 Year Old Godzilla

Egged on by his peers, Andy (a tech store clerk/giant bipedal mutant dinosaur) who's never plumbed up the courage to do 'the deed', finally summons the courage to destroy a large metropolitan area

iamstop

Boyz in the Hoodlum

A classic 50s gangster movie but with more hip hop and guns turned sideways.

Cantona's Collars

Harry Potter & The Chamber Of Deliverance:

Harry & friends explore the woods around Hogwarts trying to uncover the mystery of Voldemort but end up being terrorised & sodomised by hillbillys.

C.K Dexter Haven

Bill and TED

Bill is about to fail high school. TED is about to fail in life.

Join us on this profanity laden rock music inspired trip back in time where philosophers meet delinquents on speed, and where Gordon is not a moderator on boards.ie

podgemonster

The Swiss Family Robinson Chainsaw Massacre
The gripping story of hapless Pirates searching for adventure on an uninhabited island. But the adventure turns into a nightmare when they discovered the Robinson Family, who years ago were deserted on a the island with very few supplies and portable mechanical chainsaws.

Now driven insane by hunger and isolation, the family resort to satanic rituals, cannibalism, incest and human sacrifices all in which they hope to include their new seafaring arrivals.

The Greatest Adventure Story of them all but and who will survive and what will be left of them!

conorhal

Fear and Loathing in Gosford Park

Hunter S. Thompson and his lawyer take an ill advised road trip to an English counry manor where his attempt to intimidate the the upper crust of society with irrational violence founders when Dame Maggie Smith gives him a withering look and sends him packing downstairs to end his days polishing silverware.

Planet of the Bridesmaids

An interstellar accident sees an astronaut return to earth only to find it ruled by savage females all dressed in pink taffeta, puking, screaming and crapping in the streets. After much hillarity has ensued he manages to teach these savage creatures a lesson about friendship and female solidarity that sees harmony restored to the universe.