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How can I score chicks?

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  • 06-01-2013 1:35am
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    xsizo
    Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭


    I came to Ireland to sleep with some girls 18+ style, but I don't see it happening. May I ask, why is that? I mean I came all the way from Indonesia and yet still I have no luck with the ladies.

    Could someone please guide me to the right path?

    And yes, I am posting this on a Saturday night. My life is very interesting, thank you.


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    Absolutezero
    Registered Users Posts: 90 ✭✭Absolutezero


    xsizo wrote: »
    I came to Ireland to sleep with some girls 18+ style, but I don't see it happening. May I ask, why is that? I mean I came all the way from Indonesia and yet still I have no luck with the ladies.

    Could someone please guide me to the right path?

    And yes, I am posting this on a Saturday night. My life is very interesting, thank you.
    Go cougar. No probs.


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    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Face like a bag of smashed cats?


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    #4
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Just ride a fat bird


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    #5
    The_Gatsby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭The_Gatsby


    stop calling them "Chicks". They're "Wenches" over here, we're a civilised country


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    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    They don't call them 'chicks' for a start!


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    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    xsizo wrote: »
    I came to Ireland to sleep with some girls 18+ style, but I don't see it happening. May I ask, why is that? I mean I came all the way from Indonesia and yet still I have no luck with the ladies.

    Could someone please guide me to the right path?

    And yes, I am posting this on a Saturday night. My life is very interesting, thank you.

    Wait til they hatch then pounce.


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    Lucena
    Registered Users Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭Lucena


    Why not ask for the meaning of life while you're at it?


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    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,629 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    xsizo wrote: »
    I came to Ireland to sleep with some girls 18+ style, but I don't see it happening. May I ask, why is that? I mean I came all the way from Indonesia and yet still I have no luck with the ladies.

    Could someone please guide me to the right path?

    And yes, I am posting this on a Saturday night. My life is very interesting, thank you.

    Try a weight watchers club.


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    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    It's a Saturday night and we're all here. How would any of us know?


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    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    You came to Ireland to get women? :confused:


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    #12
    anhedonia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 391 ✭✭anhedonia


    do you earn more than €10 an hour ?


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    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Go
    Ugly
    early


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    Owen_S
    Registered Users Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Owen_S


    The key to an Irish woman's pants is a taco chip from Supermacs.


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    #15
    Dont call me Shirley
    Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭Dont call me Shirley


    Did you show them your penis?


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    #16
    DaveNoCheese
    Registered Users Posts: 8,760 ✭✭✭DaveNoCheese


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uosdjxC-CWs


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    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Have you a long rod?


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    Rayne Wooney
    Registered Users Posts: 14,136 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    Xsizo my main man, you need to buy yourself what we call in Ireland a "puśsy magnet" . They're built into some cars, like a Hummer. Buy yourself a Hummer and deploy the puśsy magnet and you'll be fighting off all the beautiful women.


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    niallo27
    Registered Users Posts: 16,010 ✭✭✭✭niallo27


    Owen_S wrote: »
    The key to an Irish woman's pants is a taco chip from Supermacs.

    Abracadabra have the best taco chips, supermacs taco chips are for posh ****ers.


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    nocoverart
    Registered Users Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    I usually score my chicks with a knife. Then pop it in the oven on gas mark 5 for a couple of hours.


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    xsizo
    Registered Users Posts: 67 ✭✭xsizo


    Why are you asking me about my rode? That's very rude and not to mention racist. And why are you very obsessed with rodes, make you need to question your fishing skills.


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    Weathering
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭Weathering


    Target the fat ugly ginger with buck teeth. Luck in no doubt then son


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    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Watch Beavis and Butthead. They have some great tips to 'score chicks'


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    #24
    Hippies!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 555 ✭✭✭Hippies!


    With a pencil and scorecard.


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    #25
    Doyler92
    Registered Users Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    Roll them up into a ball and shoot them on target?


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    #26
    Dont call me Shirley
    Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭Dont call me Shirley


    Weathering wrote: »
    Target the fat ugly ginger with buck teeth. Luck in no doubt then son

    Thats my wife you're talking about :mad:


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    #27
    MaxSteele
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭MaxSteele


    Because you sound about 12.


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    #28
    miller50841
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭miller50841


    Chloroform on a rag may not be spelt right and also does lead to a jail sentence but maybe not in Ireland as the laws are so fecked up


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    johnayo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    Handkerchief and chloroform works every time.

    Miller got there before me.


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    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭Homer


    Wanna know how to get a fat bird into bed...... Piece of cake my friend ;)


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    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    It's a bloody good job you lot are in on a Sat night, half of you would be arrested.


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