How can I score chicks?

xsizo

I came to Ireland to sleep with some girls 18+ style, but I don't see it happening. May I ask, why is that? I mean I came all the way from Indonesia and yet still I have no luck with the ladies.

Could someone please guide me to the right path?

And yes, I am posting this on a Saturday night. My life is very interesting, thank you.

Absolutezero

xsizo wrote: »

I came to Ireland to sleep with some girls 18+ style, but I don't see it happening. May I ask, why is that? I mean I came all the way from Indonesia and yet still I have no luck with the ladies.

Could someone please guide me to the right path?

And yes, I am posting this on a Saturday night. My life is very interesting, thank you.

Go cougar. No probs.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Face like a bag of smashed cats?

jd007

Just ride a fat bird

The_Gatsby

stop calling them "Chicks". They're "Wenches" over here, we're a civilised country

kfallon

They don't call them 'chicks' for a start!

Seedy Arling

xsizo wrote: »

I came to Ireland to sleep with some girls 18+ style, but I don't see it happening. May I ask, why is that? I mean I came all the way from Indonesia and yet still I have no luck with the ladies.

Could someone please guide me to the right path?

And yes, I am posting this on a Saturday night. My life is very interesting, thank you.

Wait til they hatch then pounce.

Lucena

Why not ask for the meaning of life while you're at it?

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

xsizo wrote: »

I came to Ireland to sleep with some girls 18+ style, but I don't see it happening. May I ask, why is that? I mean I came all the way from Indonesia and yet still I have no luck with the ladies.

Could someone please guide me to the right path?

And yes, I am posting this on a Saturday night. My life is very interesting, thank you.

Try a weight watchers club.

orestes

It's a Saturday night and we're all here. How would any of us know?

PizzamanIRL

You came to Ireland to get women?

anhedonia

do you earn more than €10 an hour ?

Gran Hermano

Go
Ugly
early

Owen_S

The key to an Irish woman's pants is a taco chip from Supermacs.

Dont call me Shirley

Did you show them your penis?

DaveNoCheese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uosdjxC-CWs

staker

Have you a long rod?

Rayne Wooney

Xsizo my main man, you need to buy yourself what we call in Ireland a "puśsy magnet" . They're built into some cars, like a Hummer. Buy yourself a Hummer and deploy the puśsy magnet and you'll be fighting off all the beautiful women.

niallo27

Owen_S wrote: »

The key to an Irish woman's pants is a taco chip from Supermacs.

Abracadabra have the best taco chips, supermacs taco chips are for posh ****ers.

nocoverart

I usually score my chicks with a knife. Then pop it in the oven on gas mark 5 for a couple of hours.

xsizo

Why are you asking me about my rode? That's very rude and not to mention racist. And why are you very obsessed with rodes, make you need to question your fishing skills.

Weathering

Target the fat ugly ginger with buck teeth. Luck in no doubt then son

MJ23

Watch Beavis and Butthead. They have some great tips to 'score chicks'

Hippies!

With a pencil and scorecard.

Doyler92

Roll them up into a ball and shoot them on target?

Dont call me Shirley

Weathering wrote: »

Target the fat ugly ginger with buck teeth. Luck in no doubt then son

Thats my wife you're talking about :mad:

MaxSteele

Because you sound about 12.

miller50841

Chloroform on a rag may not be spelt right and also does lead to a jail sentence but maybe not in Ireland as the laws are so fecked up

johnayo

Handkerchief and chloroform works every time.

Miller got there before me.

Homer

Wanna know how to get a fat bird into bed...... Piece of cake my friend

Where To

It's a bloody good job you lot are in on a Sat night, half of you would be arrested.

Amprodude

And you came on After Hours to ask? Some man

anhedonia

take all this advice on board dude, you came to the right place for assistance, read on, and you'll be scoring chicks in no time.

beefstew

You haven't been to coppers yet, have you??

Gran Hermano

Where To wrote: »

It's a bloody good job you lot are in on a Sat night, half of you would be arrested.

Less witnesses midweek.

xsizo

anhedonia wrote: »

take all this advice on board dude, you came to the right place for assistance, read on, and you'll be scoring chicks in no time.

Damn straight I will.

The King of Moo

xsizo wrote: »

I came to Ireland to sleep with some girls 18+ style, but I don't see it happening. May I ask, why is that? I mean I came all the way from Indonesia and yet still I have no luck with the ladies.

Could someone please guide me to the right path?

And yes, I am posting this on a Saturday night. My life is very interesting, thank you.

There's your problem. If you're out and really look like you're trying to "score" a "chick," then you'll come across as desperate and trying too hard. Be relaxed and confident and just talk to girls.

Unfortunately, there's one major drawback to this plan, which is that you seem to be the type of person who says things like "How can I score chicks?" which is never really a good thing. Work on that.

miller50841

I have my bird scoring kit all ready heading out now to catch them on the way home.

There are so many to choose from it's like the Drink responsibly ad with them falling all over the shop.:D:D:D:D

xsizo

The King of Moo wrote: »

There's your problem. If you're out and really look like you're trying to "score" a "chick," then you'll come across as desperate and trying too hard. Be relaxed and confident and just talk to girls.

Unfortunately, there's one major drawback to this plan, which is that you seem to be the type of person who says things like "How can I score chicks?" which is never really a good thing. Work on that.

Thnk you sir