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Things your Ex left with you?

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    #62
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    An inability to love someone again :(


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    #63
    RosyLily
    Registered Users Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭RosyLily


    Hatred of Man United and trust issues.

    On the plus side, I know what I don't want and am better at saying what's really on my mind!:)


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    #64
    9959
    Registered Users Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    ladypip wrote: »
    A love of Leonard Cohen and an untrusting heart.
    Riamfada wrote: »
    did you go out with my ex too!:confused:

    She did, and during the same time period as I was seeing you, sorry 'bout that. Any chance of the three of us meeting up for a drink sometime, I've got Leonard Cohen tickets!


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    #65
    not yet
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    RosyLily wrote: »
    Hatred of Man United and trust issues.

    On the plus side, I know what I don't want and am better at saying what's really on my mind!:)

    We all have the first one so your not on your own there.


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    #66
    The_Gatsby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭The_Gatsby


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    You're doing it wrong.

    I fúcking adored the videos I've made in the past. Pity I deleted them all in a fit of rage after dumping the guy. :pac:

    Only ever got pictures, video would have been nice. You know, to soften the blow OF BREAKING MY HEART AND DESTROYING MY SOUL


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    #67
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    Bad rash and a complaint about my personal hygiene. She was a professional lady so only to be expected.


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    #68
    RosyLily
    Registered Users Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭RosyLily


    not yet wrote: »
    We all have the first one so your not on your own there.

    If only I could erase every match I've watched them play!!:(


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    #69
    Wattle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    not yet wrote: »
    We all have the first one so your not on your own there.

    Ah ah no we don't. Man Utd have treated me better than any girlfriend ever has.


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    #70
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,316 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Homemade porn is hawt, it's like memories but on film.

    I tried making some but the cats forget their lines and won't take direction. They also can't fix the dishwasher.


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    #71
    PingO_O
    Registered Users Posts: 228 ✭✭PingO_O


    kowloon wrote: »
    I tried making some but the cats forget their lines and won't take direction. They also can't fix the dishwasher.

    You better be referring to many girls named "cat" or you are one sick individual


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    #72
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm an awful lot more sweary now than I was before we lived together.


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    #73
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,063 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    I inherited my ex's huge ps2 collection and a hatred for Bon Jovi. She didn't die, but I'd say she wished she did when she realised they were in my car when she broke it off. Boom.


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    #74
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,508 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    A preference for basmati rice. Why, oh why did I use easy cook rice for so long? Its harder to cook than basmati ffs!


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    #75
    2 stroke
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    A huge-hard on just thinking about her. She's right though I never loved her, but I kept the videos.


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    #76
    xLexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 829 ✭✭✭xLexie


    He left me vibrating with an irrational rage each time I thought of him


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    #77
    hoodwinked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    He left a few things with me, i gave them back im not into theft, they were his belongings and i made sure he got them back.


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    #78
    Lia_lia
    Registered Users Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭Lia_lia


    Judes wrote: »
    An absolute dislike of Irish Mammies..............................

    Snap!


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    #79
    Arawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,158 ✭✭✭Arawn


    a rational hate of girls with dreads. And musicians.


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    #80
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    A drawer full of condoms.
    Thank fcuk for posh **** & balloon animals


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    #81
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    How can you jerk off to yourself?

    Very easily imho :D;):D


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    #82
    ladypip
    Registered Users Posts: 746 ✭✭✭ladypip


    Riamfada wrote: »
    did you go out with my ex too!:confused:
    Mayhaps how old is your ex?


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    #83
    ectoraige
    Registered Users Posts: 2,100 ✭✭✭ectoraige


    beertons wrote: »
    I inherited my ex's huge ps2 collection and a hatred for Bon Jovi. She didn't die, but I'd say she wished she did when she realised they were in my car when she broke it off. Boom.

    Wow, that must have been pretty awkward! Did she only notice Jon and the other three sitting in the back seat after she'd dumped you?


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    #84
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    A hatred of New Agey vegans "who only like chicken", fat guys with delusions of granduer, casual alcoholism and men with beards.
    Also, the robbing bastard never returned my Aliens Quadrilogy boxset! :mad:


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    #85
    alexjk
    Registered Users Posts: 226 ✭✭alexjk


    Wearing pyjamas. I don't know why I ever stopped wearing them but holy god I don't regret starting again.


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    #86
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    There's a pair of panties lurking somewhere in my room. It's like a spider, I know it's there but I can't find the feckin' thing, so I live in perpetual fear of it jumping out at me some day when I least expect it...


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    #87
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    A wicker laundry basket amongst other things . . .


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    #88
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,886 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    I'm at my parents house now and I found some stuff from exes over xmas. One was a mirror with a Post It stuck to it saying, "If you look here you will see something very important to me, and very beautiful as well. What you see I will need back real soon". Aww. We went out when we were both 21 years old and he wrote that then. Its probably time to dump this ****.

    Overall though, they all left me with great memories of good times and all bar one were lovely. They were all a great introduction to men and love.


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    #89
    dastardly00
    Registered Users Posts: 13,319 ✭✭✭✭dastardly00


    FloatingVoter wrote: »
    Bad rash and a complaint about my personal hygiene. She was a professional lady so only to be expected.

    Your ex was a hooker?


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    #90
    worded
    Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭worded


    xLexie wrote: »
    He left me vibrating with an irrational rage each time I thought of him

    In these recession times an empty silver cigar case and some angry wasps might ease your pain.


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    #91
    Crooked Jack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭Crooked Jack


    A beard. 7 years and 2 girlfriends later its still there


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