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Things your Ex left with you?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    That I hate hipsters, their kazoos, and the term "Like, ohmagod, that is soooooooooo random!!!" even more.

    *shudders*


  • Registered Users Posts: 262 ✭✭Ryu Hayabusa


    A broken heart,social anxiety and a lack of confidence with women, have not had a girlfriend in 6 years


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭msg11


    The smell of a perfume she wore it makes me shiver for some reason. A various collection of lighters and some jewelry and a ceiling that needs a paint job from the smokes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    A fondness for Bearnaise sauce, blondes and big boobs. Fortunately my now gf has two of those three in even bigger measure, and she's taught me a lot more. Essentially my ex was a girlfriend for beginners.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Depression, low self esteem, bills, no money and a few scars to say the least.

    But I'm alright now :P


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Bills.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    kfallon wrote: »
    In before "An STD" :pac:

    It's "In After" that's the problem!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    2 expensive hoodies- my sister still wears them haha, this was years ago.

    And a deep ingrained hatred for cheaters :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,237 ✭✭✭Potatoeman


    Max Power1 wrote: »
    amongst other things, a freezer and some dvds

    Oh and also a lot wiser as a person

    Why do I think she’s still in it? Comic book guy avatar maybe?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,918 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    A broken heart,social anxiety and a lack of confidence with women, have not had a girlfriend in 6 years

    +1 to that, ****ing life has been a mess since she kicked my ass to the curb, same as the above, been out of work 6 months, been in and out of the john of gods and tons of medication for depression, don't see my kids, living back at home.

    If your reading love, Your a ****










    Still Love ya though :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 81 ✭✭Norderburse


    ladypip wrote: »
    A love of Leonard Cohen

    +1
    And after a lot of heartbreak; resilience and a completely new direction in life. There really is a crack in everything!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Home made porn collection.

    How can you jerk off to yourself?


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,513 ✭✭✭✭Lucyfur


    Huge debts and immense happiness. And contentment.

    I still have everything except the debt :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 79 ✭✭fingerbob


    curlzy wrote: »
    He left me with a realisation that life is too fúcking short to be with a boring, sanctimonious bástard : )

    babe??


  • Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    How can you jerk off to yourself?




    Homemade porn is hawt, it's like memories but on film.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    an abiding hatred for techno and liverpool football club


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    A friend for life.....it's prob better that way :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Memories and hurt


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Homemade porn is hawt, it's like memories but on film.

    The thoughts of me and my better half at it on film is less than appealing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    The thoughts of me and my better half at it on film is less than appealing

    You're doing it wrong.

    I fúcking adored the videos I've made in the past. Pity I deleted them all in a fit of rage after dumping the guy. :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭2rkehij30qtza5


    Nothing. I had some beautiful pieces of jewellery he gave me over the years we were together but I gave it all away...mainly to cousins who I only see once in a blue moon. There are a few things I bought myself while with him, like household ornaments and whatnot while we went on holidays together to places but I've kept them and I have them up in my home with my husband and kids and they don't remind me of my ex-they are just nice objects that I like!


  • Registered Users Posts: 836 ✭✭✭uberalles


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    You're doing it wrong.

    I fúcking adored the videos I've made in the past. Pity I deleted them all in a fit of rage after dumping the guy. :pac:

    I will do data recovery for you for free ;-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    uberalles wrote: »
    I will do data recovery for you for free ;-)

    Ah, I don't really need them now. I can always convince a certain someone to make some videos with me soon. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    You're doing it wrong.

    I fúcking adored the videos I've made in the past. Pity I deleted them all in a fit of rage after dumping the guy. :pac:


    Its not so much that we are doing it wrong its just I hate being photographed and filmed at the best of times. The very idea of being filmed while sleeping with someone appals me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Its not so much that we are doing it wrong its just I hate being photographed and filmed at the best of times. The very idea of being filmed while sleeping with someone appals me

    I hate being photographed and filmed because I'm self conscious and insecure at times, but trust me, it's a major turn on being filmed sleeping with someone. :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭sheesh


    well I haven't had one since her and it was a long time ago so she definitely had an effect


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Home made porn collection.

    Sharing is caring..............!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    2 expensive hoodies- my sister still wears them haha, this was years ago.

    And a deep ingrained hatred for cheaters :D

    Hate cheaters much prefer tigers


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    uberalles wrote: »
    I will do data recovery for you for free ;-)

    I'll remake them for free...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 464 ✭✭Marcin_diy


    Home made porn collection.
    link to movies, or it never happened


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