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One gadget to have on a desert island ...

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    #32
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    A phone with full accessories set (solar charger, shotgun attachments etc.)


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    #33
    [Deleted User]
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    Senna wrote: »
    Does a woman count as a gadget?

    No, because you can't turn one on.


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    #34
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Deleted User wrote: »
    No, because you can't turn one on.

    Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! ZING!


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    #35
    previous user
    Registered Users Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭previous user


    breadmaker


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    #36
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Senna wrote: »
    Does a woman count as a gadget?
    Deleted User wrote: »
    No, because you can't turn one on.

    Ouch


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    #37
    Arnold Layne
    Registered Users Posts: 975 ✭✭✭Arnold Layne


    anhedonia wrote: »
    battery-operated vagina

    With fireworks when you shot a load.

    Rescued in no time, but you'd be asleep when it'd happen and wake up in a comfy bed


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    #38
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    An atomic bomb.
    To signal for help.


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    #39
    keithclancy
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    A Genie in a Lamp.


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    #40
    Barry Barry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 494 ✭✭Barry Barry


    JustAThought wrote: »
    If you could choose one gadget to have on a desert island what would you have!?

    I'd have a solar powered gdh - with one item I could ward off invaders, boobytrap my house, cook steaks, make fire -and toast, and keep my hair in order.

    What would you bring?

    A remote control helicopter that could carry me home


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    #41
    Wattle
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    Orgasmatron


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    #42
    Cungi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 487 ✭✭Cungi


    Delorean with flux capacitor.

    Go back in time and never end up on stoopid desert island.
    Go to Vegas instead.
    Simples.


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    #43
    Surveyor11
    Registered Users Posts: 1,036 ✭✭✭Surveyor11


    Slab of cans....


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    #44
    Cee-Jay-Cee
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    A hydro electric generating station.


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    #45
    Pottler
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    A packet of Cigarettes and a lighter, cos some fecker is bound to come over and ask "can you spare one?" and being that type, they'd have a nice handy way out that didn't even involve getting wet.


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    #46
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    keithclancy wrote: »
    A Genie in a Lamp.

    "So the genie appears and says : You have 1 wish only before I must go free !!
    Ok Ok .... right I know what it is - I want my dick to reach the ground."

    And then he made my legs disappear.

    *thank you I'm here all week. try the veal*


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    #47
    Pottler
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    Cungi wrote: »
    Delorean with flux capacitor.

    Go back in time and never end up on stoopid desert island.
    Go to Vegas instead.
    Simples.
    Good luck getting that sucker up to speed on a sandy beach:p


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    #48
    pebbles21
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    A curling tongs


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    #49
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    A curling tongs
    I think all desert islands are 110v sockets these days, so you'd have to choose carefully. But you're right, being nice and curly is important, you need to look your best for when you're rescued. I've heard that having a good wave is half the battle when trying to get off a remote island and no self respecting sailor is gonna pick up a girl with lank hair.


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    #50
    cantdecide
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    Pottler wrote: »
    Good luck getting that sucker up to speed on a sandy beach:p

    Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!


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    #51
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    cantdecide wrote: »
    Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!
    Ya feckin do need to hit 80 somthing miles an hour though, or else all you have is a badly made stainlesss steel hut with some shyte tacked onto the bootlid.:D


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    #52
    harry Bailey esq
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    a rubix cube


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