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One gadget to have on a desert island ...

  • 30-12-2012 11:15pm
    #1
    JustAThought
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,324 ✭✭✭


    If you could choose one gadget to have on a desert island what would you have!?

    I'd have a solar powered gdh - with one item I could ward off invaders, boobytrap my house, cook steaks, make fire -and toast, and keep my hair in order.

    What would you bring?


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  • #2
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    What is gdh?


  • #3
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,532 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    "Wilson!"


  • #4
    keano_afc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    A speedboat.


  • #5
    Odysseus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,754 ✭✭✭Odysseus


    Leatherman/


  • #6
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    a fully charged satellite phone


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  • #7
    anhedonia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 391 ✭✭anhedonia


    battery-operated vagina


  • #8
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Bear Grylls


  • #9
    ColeTrain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    A nokia 3310 - a phone that doubles up as a weapon.


  • #10
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Chinese lantern.


  • #11
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    A Self-Powered Dynamo Wind-Up AM/FM Radio with Alarm Clock & Compass


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  • #12
    OwaynOTT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,591 ✭✭✭✭OwaynOTT


    A wifi only ipad 2


  • #13
    barney 20v
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 981 ✭✭✭barney 20v


    Dr who's Tardis


  • #14
    cantdecide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Stealth Recce wrote: »
    Bear Grylls

    Or his cameraman; Ray Mears.


  • #15
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,157 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    ghd?

    Seriously?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #16
    cantdecide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    A Harmonica.


  • #17
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    JustAThought wrote: »
    If you could choose one gadget to have on a desert island what would you have!?

    I'd have a solar powered gdh - with one item I could ward off invaders, boobytrap my house, cook steaks, make fire -and toast, and keep my hair in order.

    What would you bring?

    Were the builders there already?

    Not much of a desert island if there are cows wandering about either!


  • #18
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    cantdecide wrote: »
    Or his cameraman; Ray Mears.

    Much better choice!


  • #19
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    barney 20v wrote: »
    Dr who's Tardis

    I don't think he would lend it to you, how about a delorean with a flux capacitor.


  • #20
    Pilotdude5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭Pilotdude5


    Cessna 172 on floats and ferry-flight fuel tanks.


  • #21
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    A big fuck off yacht.


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  • #22
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Does a woman count as a gadget?


  • #23
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Antidiscombobulator without doubt

    21/25



  • #24
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    Jessica Alba.


  • #25
    ZETOR_IS_BETTER
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 574 ✭✭✭ZETOR_IS_BETTER


    A helicopter


  • #26
    long range shooter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,493 ✭✭✭long range shooter


    pump action shotgun


  • #27
    Turtwig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Kindle : The battery lasts a month and I'd be lucky to last the week.


  • #28
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    Operation. Might as well keep myself occupied.


  • #29
    ZETOR_IS_BETTER
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 574 ✭✭✭ZETOR_IS_BETTER


    long range shooter wrote: »
    pump action shotgun

    Thought you would choose more of a long range rifle to be honest :pac:


  • #30
    anhedonia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 391 ✭✭anhedonia


    a machine that you can dump all your coins into, and it gives you back notes.


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  • #31
    long range shooter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,493 ✭✭✭long range shooter


    ZETOR_IS_BETTER wrote: »
    Thought you would choose more of a long range rifle to be honest :pac:

    Dont need that on a small island:DTheres always slugs,and its easier to reload.


  • #32
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    A phone with full accessories set (solar charger, shotgun attachments etc.)


  • #33
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Senna wrote: »
    Does a woman count as a gadget?

    No, because you can't turn one on.


  • #34
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Deleted User wrote: »
    No, because you can't turn one on.

    Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! ZING!


  • #35
    previous user
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭previous user


    breadmaker


  • #36
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Senna wrote: »
    Does a woman count as a gadget?
    Deleted User wrote: »
    No, because you can't turn one on.

    Ouch


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  • #37
    Arnold Layne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 976 ✭✭✭Arnold Layne


    anhedonia wrote: »
    battery-operated vagina

    With fireworks when you shot a load.

    Rescued in no time, but you'd be asleep when it'd happen and wake up in a comfy bed


  • #38
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    An atomic bomb.
    To signal for help.


  • #39
    keithclancy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,208 ✭✭✭keithclancy


    A Genie in a Lamp.


  • #40
    Barry Barry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 494 ✭✭Barry Barry


    JustAThought wrote: »
    If you could choose one gadget to have on a desert island what would you have!?

    I'd have a solar powered gdh - with one item I could ward off invaders, boobytrap my house, cook steaks, make fire -and toast, and keep my hair in order.

    What would you bring?

    A remote control helicopter that could carry me home


  • #41
    Wattle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    Orgasmatron


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  • #42
    Cungi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 487 ✭✭Cungi


    Delorean with flux capacitor.

    Go back in time and never end up on stoopid desert island.
    Go to Vegas instead.
    Simples.


  • #43
    Surveyor11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,036 ✭✭✭Surveyor11


    Slab of cans....


  • #44
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    A hydro electric generating station.


  • #45
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    A packet of Cigarettes and a lighter, cos some fecker is bound to come over and ask "can you spare one?" and being that type, they'd have a nice handy way out that didn't even involve getting wet.


  • #46
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    keithclancy wrote: »
    A Genie in a Lamp.

    "So the genie appears and says : You have 1 wish only before I must go free !!
    Ok Ok .... right I know what it is - I want my dick to reach the ground."

    And then he made my legs disappear.

    *thank you I'm here all week. try the veal*


  • #47
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Cungi wrote: »
    Delorean with flux capacitor.

    Go back in time and never end up on stoopid desert island.
    Go to Vegas instead.
    Simples.
    Good luck getting that sucker up to speed on a sandy beach:p


  • #48
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    A curling tongs


  • #49
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    A curling tongs
    I think all desert islands are 110v sockets these days, so you'd have to choose carefully. But you're right, being nice and curly is important, you need to look your best for when you're rescued. I've heard that having a good wave is half the battle when trying to get off a remote island and no self respecting sailor is gonna pick up a girl with lank hair.


  • #50
    cantdecide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Pottler wrote: »
    Good luck getting that sucker up to speed on a sandy beach:p

    Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!


  • #51
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    cantdecide wrote: »
    Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!
    Ya feckin do need to hit 80 somthing miles an hour though, or else all you have is a badly made stainlesss steel hut with some shyte tacked onto the bootlid.:D


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