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C&H Jizzler Awards Ceremony 2012
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BEST MOD
Ah yes, the mods. Our fine team of moderators keep the riff raff down, obliterate spammers and maintain order at all times. Rule-breakers are tied up with piano wire and beaten. I’m just joshing - there is no piano wire. In all seriousness, the moderators do a fine job overseeing things and the Best Mod award draws attention to these noble banhammer-wielding creatures.
Fun fact: if you take the first letter of each mod’s name you can arrange it into P LAW. (I don’t know what the P is for.)
Here we go:
5th First off we have one of our senior mods; tricksters watch out it’s a member of the karma police who most certainly will put everything in its right place: Aoibheann
4th - Fourth, it’s the dormant mod who is liable to awake at any moment and ban the whole damn lot of ye.. Piste
3rd – This mod entered the fray a couple of months ago and took to modding like a duck to water, a cow to cud, a pig to mud, or any other appropriate simile that denotes aptitude; it’s the new kid on the block who has put a tremendous amount of effort into these Jizzlers... wnolan1992 wnolan1992
2nd – This user joined the elite squad of mods late last year and has helped steady the ship ever since. Also responsible for the Jizzler sigs and a marvellous playpen list she’s not afraid to lay down the law*, it’s Lawliet
* lawl(-iet)
Although she secured the most votes, Lawliet has very generously decided to relinquish this year’s Best Mod to honour the sterling work carried out by one former mod in particular HAS BEEN USURPED OF HER TITLE FOR CHEATING. So the winner... C&H’s greatest multi-tasker, she modded C&H with consistent aplomb for almost two years - sometimes singlehandedly - despite having to juggle college work, her job(s) and an alarming list of bizarre injuries; it’s the recently retired Pigwidgeon
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Best Thread
OK, this and one other award before we take a break at half nine when I'll be resting my fingers or eating dinner or something. I'll overlook the shameful omission of the yussing thread and say we have an interesting array of threads to glorify here. One in particular though will have given you the most joy throughout the year, the one that has proved most fascinating/stimulating/funnyating, which you’ll click on and think “gee, I sure do like this thread”.
7th - The C&H Christmassy Thread of Christmas! [2011 Thread]
What films/TV shows are you watching? (zero votes each)
6th - aaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh / An’ Den Der Was Ligh’ / Running out of novel things to do now you've turned 18? Look no further! /The Linguistics+Etymology Thread (one vote / 3.45% of the total vote each)
5th - Jizzler’s 2012 – Nomination Thread [Nominations Close 17/12/12] / Tragic Young Suicides (6.9% each)
4th - Have You Ever Had Depression? (10.34%)
3rd – (13.79%) Not sure why anyone would want to talk to these losers but anyway it’s Come talk to us! C&H IRC
2nd – (17.4%) The thread where the music is so good discussion is rendered ruddy pointless, it’s Soundtrack To Your Angst
1st – (31.03%) The thread that combines artistic talent and the ability to think up batshit-crazy suggestions; THE JIZZLER FOR BEST THREAD GOES TO Palytoxin’s demented baby Draw a picture and ask for another!
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jefreywithonef wrote: »Best Newcomer
Welcome back to the rest of this post. Here are the users who finished outside the top three, a fine selection of users young and oldyoung:
7th – Duffy The Vampire Slayer (Duffy was robbed.)
6th – Insect Overlord / Patchy~ (these two promising youngsters are tied together, achieving 3.13% of the vote)
5th – eoins23456 (Regarded as a dark horse for his emphasis on quality over quantity (and his mane), eoin snatched 6.25% of the vote)
4th – JamJamJamJam (10%, Jam-lad is a popular new’un for his wit and enthusiasm for jam)
3rd - Way better than the first two Mauras, this one blazed onto the scene in recent weeks to finish third with a cool 12.5% of the vote: MauraTheThird
2nd – With almost 22% she is perhaps the most consistent runner-up ever - I’m not sure how she does it but she sure does excel at being new.. it’s the immortal Namlub
1st – In first place however with a whopping 43.75% it’s the chap who revived the Irish revival and created a stonkin’ good thread about pictures – may I be the first to say: HON PALYTOXIN
Firstly, a round of applause for our beautiful host, Jefreywithonef!
Secondly, a round of applause for the members of C&H!
Thirdly, a round of applause for my worthy competition!
And finally, a sincere thank you to my voters! I couldn't have done it without you :cool:
Now I'm going to regale you all with my heart-warming tale. I had a tough childhood, suffered through several hard years in my life. I lost my way in this world, found out the hard way, it's an eye for an eye. I was knocked down, got up again, and knocked down again, even knocked down before I could get up. But I pushed on through those hard days, which became weeks, which became months, and then years. I fought my corner, because I knew it would be worth it.
And now, here I am, and it truly is an honour, as the "Best Newcomer" of 2012. The culmination of efforts, the result of years toiling furiously, and it was worth it, every goddamn second, for this privilege.
Thank you!
PS- Want to shout out to IRC, they back me up, put me in my place, pick me up when I'm down, and keep me going. :P0 -
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It's a credit to all who have, do, and will draw in it.jefreywithonef wrote: »Best Thread
OK, this and one other award before we take a break at half nine when I'll be resting my fingers or eating dinner or something. I'll overlook the shameful omission of the yussing thread and say we have an interesting array of threads to glorify here. One in particular though will have given you the most joy throughout the year, the one that has proved most fascinating/stimulating/funnyating, which you’ll click on and think “gee, I sure do like this thread”.
7th - The C&H Christmassy Thread of Christmas! [2011 Thread]
What films/TV shows are you watching? (zero votes each)
6th - aaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh / An’ Den Der Was Ligh’ / Running out of novel things to do now you've turned 18? Look no further! /The Linguistics+Etymology Thread (one vote / 3.45% of the total vote each)
5th - Jizzler’s 2012 – Nomination Thread [Nominations Close 17/12/12] / Tragic Young Suicides (6.9% each)
4th - Have You Ever Had Depression? (10.34%)
3rd – (13.79%) Not sure why anyone would want to talk to these losers but anyway it’s Come talk to us! C&H IRC
2nd – (17.4%) The thread where the music is so good discussion is rendered ruddy pointless, it’s Soundtrack To Your Angst
1st – (31.03%) The thread that combines artistic talent and the ability to think up batshit-crazy suggestions; THE JIZZLER FOR BEST THREAD GOES TO Palytoxin’s demented baby Draw a picture and ask for another!
You have yourselves to thank, pat on the back everyone!
(And we've been copied by the nocturnal forum too :cool:)
Edit:This is unnecessary now, thanks wnolan1992!0 -
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MOST CREATIVE
Discuss.
This award rewards creativity. Plain and simple. There's no beating about the bush like some of these artist types. Tch.
But anyway, who has the best brush stroke? Who oozes talent? And so on?
5th Place (0, 0%):
Duffy the Vampire Slayer / The Great Chinholio
4th Place (1, 3.33%):
HugsiePie / JamJamJamJam / Jhcx / Pigwidgeon
3rd – (6.67%) My creativity extends to my great formatting of these posts, cheers for the foresight. Deise is of course totez creative in her use of the English language. deise_girl / jefreywithonef
2nd – (20%) A fine drawer and also someone who can go and write a sentence a whole lot way better than this one here which I am currently writing.. Banjo Fella
1st – (53.3%) The winner though secured over half the vote – it’s the guy who can make piano-playing mountains really hilarious Agnostic Mantis
Congrats! Most Creative Poster
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Second Best Beard Award (In Honour of Pygmalion)
Earlier this year we lost a good friend Pygmalion. He is greatly missed. One of the forum’s best ever posters, he was ridiculously witty, very clever and a superb short story writer. Furthermore, he had a wonderful beard. So in memory of Pyg and his rightful status of having the best beard, I present to you all the inaugural ‘Second Best Beard Award’. Who then has the second fluffiest face of them all? The user who has to comb their beard first thing in the morning? The eejit who shampoos their beard but doesn’t use conditioner? See below.
3rd – Sharing third spot (7.14% each), these two have fine stubble but perhaps it'll expand and allow them to have better success next year. Davidius / deise_girl
2nd – (21.43%) Duffy is the Everyman and the Everyman has a shít hot beard. Jamx4 grew a very impressive moustache for charity, well played! Duffy the Vampire Slayer / JamJamJamJam
1st – (42.86%) The legend goes that this user once donated some of her massive beard to a homeless man so he could use it as a duvet... Everyone must have believed this for THE WINNER IS soccymonster
Congratulations!
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Most Inspirational Poster
Besides this.
The users who inspire you to become the best you can. The users who inspire you to get fit or or at least create a Rocky-esque montage of running up steps or punching cattle. The people who restore your faith in humanity. The posters who make you proud to human. They are:
5th – (3.03%):
Agnostic Mantis / Colm! / Duffy the Vampire Slayer / PseudoFamous
4th Place (6.06%):
Aoifey! / Jhcx / Palytoxin
3rd – (9.09%) D4RK ONION / deise girl / soccymonster
2nd – (12.12%) It’s the world’s best multi-tasker and that guy who sure does like his girlfriend (or at least did – we haven’t had an update in a while) Neewbie_noob / Pigwidgeon
1st – (18.18%) But the winner of this year’s MOST INSPIRATIONAL (who, fittingly, is involved in teaching) is... SarahBeep!
‘Gratz!
Most Inspirational Poster
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jefreywithonef wrote: »Most Inspirational Poster
Besides this.
The users who inspire you to become the best you can. The users who inspire you to get fit or or at least create a Rocky-esque montage of running up steps or punching cattle. The people who restore your faith in humanity. The posters who make you proud to human. They are:
5th – (3.03%):
Agnostic Mantis / Colm! / Duffy the Vampire Slayer / PseudoFamous
4th Place (6.06%):
Aoifey! / Jhcx / Palytoxin
3rd – (9.09%) D4RK ONION / deise girl / soccymonster
2nd – (12.12%) It’s the world’s best multi-tasker and that guy who sure does like his girlfriend (or at least did – we haven’t had an update in a while) Neewbie_noob / Pigwidgeon
1st – (18.18%) But the winner of this year’s MOST INSPIRATIONAL (who, fittingly, is involved in teaching) is... SarahBeep!
‘Gratz!
Most Inspirational Poster
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Best Taste In Music
Who rules the roost in STYA? Who is the Choonz King? The Music Maestro? Find out...
Now!
7th - (0, 0%):
Cakes. / cheesefiend / Insect Overlord / Lawliet / soccymonster / Duffy the Vampire Slayer
6th - (1, 3.57%):
Luno / wnolan1992
5th - (2, 7.14%):
JamJamJamJam / Junco Partner
4th - (3, 10.71%):
Agnostic Mantis / deise_girl (big fans of two of the greatest boybands ever, The Beatles and One Direction)
3rd – Winner two years ago boasting very fine taste indeed (her username is a National song y’know?), it’s Slow Show
2nd – It’s that guy who digs indie-rock, what a swell feller, it’s jefreywithonef
1st – So, one spot left. Winning the Jizzler for Best Taste In Music – FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW! – it’s everyone’s favourite DJ with an immaculate taste in music Colm!
And in dedication to Colm’s triumph, I wrote this song in celebration (right before my sex-change):
(No horses were aroused in the making of this video.)
I meant every word Com!
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Whatsernamex33 wrote: »Awwh neewbie_noob's my boyfriend, yayy!
He got banned, sadly.
For being a n00b?0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra12L1Bl0Z4
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