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So the ex is out..

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    #32
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    leggo wrote: »
    If it makes you feel any better OP, she's probably gonna get the ride of her life off some drunken randomer tonight!

    Oh wait no, that's no good. Come back to me...

    On the plus side, he's from Dundalk. In Dundalk you never lose your bf/gf, you just lose your turn.


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    #33
    Dunny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    brother?

    and a dad!


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    #34
    areyawell
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    Shes probably getting rode or fingered at least since you made this thread


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    #35
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Dunny wrote: »
    and a dad!

    then become the ham in that sandwich.


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    #36
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    areyawell wrote: »
    Shes probably getting rode or fingered at least since you made this thread

    he should walk down the town and start smelling fingers.That way he could track down her scent and cry in her face.


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    #37
    leggo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    On the plus side, he's from Dundalk. In Dundalk you never lose your bf/gf, you just lose your turn.

    The worst part about breaking up with someone in Dundalk is having to see them every Christmas along with the rest of your cousins.


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    #38
    girl2
    Registered Users Posts: 654 ✭✭✭girl2


    areyawell wrote: »
    Shes probably getting rode or fingered at least since you made this thread

    That's bad like. OP says he's hurting.


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    #39
    Dunny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    then become the ham in that sandwich.

    Depends


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    #40
    uberalles
    Registered Users Posts: 836 ✭✭✭uberalles


    I can only empathise, My 3 month relationship is over with my neighbour.

    She got net curtains.


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    #41
    leggo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    girl2 wrote: »
    That's bad like. OP says he's hurting.

    He's got a few posts in fairness, so he probably posted it in AH to get a cheap laugh or two, or he'd have gone to PI.


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    #42
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    uberalles wrote: »
    I can only empathise, My 3 month relationship is over with my neighbour.

    She got net curtains.

    there's a joke in there somewhere.


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    #43
    Dunny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    uberalles wrote: »
    I can only empathise, My 3 month relationship is over with my neighbour.

    She got net curtains.

    Solution: Scissors


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    #44
    The Jammy dodger
    Registered Users Posts: 651 ✭✭✭The Jammy dodger


    Dr.Phil Dr.Phil, calling Dr.Phil. Something about a man and his horseshoe, he just leaves the fragrance of old wisdom behind as a slight trail of his greatness.


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    #45
    Stheno
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    pmcmahon wrote: »
    there's a joke in there somewhere.

    They're see through

    He can see the new fella as they canoodle on the sofa


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    #46
    girl2
    Registered Users Posts: 654 ✭✭✭girl2


    The Jammy dodger wrote: »
    Dr.Phil Dr.Phil, calling Dr.Phil. Something about a man and his horseshoe, he just leaves the fragrance of old wisdom behind as a slight trail of his greatness.

    What's that supposed to mean?


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    #47
    Max Power
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    Ride her mother, then she'll have a sister, then ride her, then she'll have a niece, then ride her, then she'll have a something. You get the picture. Continue this until your ex stops having the cheek to leave her house.


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    #48
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Dunny wrote: »

    She has Neither.

    Inconsiderate bitch.
    County yourself lucky you're single.


    Now go play with your balls.


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    #49
    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    ....on bail?


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