So the ex is out..

Dunny

Im sittin in hurtin and pissed off! Should I care??

Celly Smunt

Time to knock a bitch up and get married.That'll teach her.

Squeeonline

You had no idea they were gay?

B.A._Baracus

I wouldnt post this on here, mate. If I were you, I'd delete the thread.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Dunny wrote: »

Should I care??

I think the real question is "Should we care?"

shedweller

Nah. Chin up old boy. Plenty of clubs out there. Birds can smell when a man simply doesn't give a sh1t. You may do very well. I envy you.

girl2

Brayden Plump Staircase wrote: »

I think the real question is "Should we care?"

Where abouts in the north are you?

Cee-Jay-Cee

Been there and it's Shiite but it does get better with time.

Beer helps.

4zn76tysfajdxp

girl2 wrote: »

Where abouts in the north are you?

North of Northern Ireland.

girl2

CJC999 wrote: »

Been there and it's Shiite but it does get better with time.

Beer helps.

Been there right now meself (day 3 post breakup)…and +1 on the beer thing.

Try to keep the chin up OP…yep, it's totally shïte, but you'll get there…time is a healer and all of that.

Birneybau

It's your ex.

Stop giving a fcuk!

Anyway, how do you know your ex is out? Bit creepy...

ottostreet

Who breaks up with someone on Christmas Eve? Ugh.

Celly Smunt

Brayden Plump Staircase wrote: »

North of Northern Ireland.

i never knew they built a night club on rockall.

girl2

Brayden Plump Staircase wrote: »

North of Northern Ireland.

That doesn't even make sense. Like in the North Pole or what? Or in the north of this isle?

Dunny

Birneybau wrote: »

It's your ex.

Stop giving a fcuk!

Cop on ****sake

leggo

If it makes you feel any better OP, she's probably gonna get the ride of her life off some drunken randomer tonight!

Oh wait no, that's no good. Come back to me...

4zn76tysfajdxp

pmcmahon wrote: »

i never knew they built a night club on rockall.

Yep, it's called Rockall Nite, Party Ev-er-ee Day.

mr kr0nik

girl2 wrote: »

That doesn't even make sense. Like in the North Pole or what? Or in the north of this isle?

Heres the thing, some people "up north" refer to Malin head as the south??

Fr_Dougal

girl2 wrote: »

Been there right now meself (day 3 post breakup)…and +1 on the beer thing.

Try to keep the chin up OP…yep, it's totally shïte, but you'll get there…time is a healer and all of that.

Ah.... vulnerable...what you need now is a hug...shag

Slattsy

Ride her sister.
Failing that, her grandmother.

Celly Smunt

leggo wrote: »

If it makes you feel any better OP, she's probably gonna get the ride of her life off some drunken randomer tonight!

Oh wait no, that's no good. Come back to me...

it's funny because it's true.

Celly Smunt

Brayden Plump Staircase wrote: »

Yep, it's called Rockall Nite, Party Ev-er-ee Day.

i'd say it's full of wet bitches.

girl2

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Ah.... vulnerable...what you need now is a hug...shag

Haha! I'm alright thanks!

Where To

mr kr0nik wrote: »

Heres the thing, some people "up north" refer to Malin head as the south??

And us in Malin head refer to Derry as the north.:)

leggo

girl2 wrote: »

Haha! I'm alright thanks!

You just outed yourself as a single girl in a thread a lot of AH lads will read. You won't be alright for long. Turn off email notifications for PMs too, for your own benefit.

girl2

mr kr0nik wrote: »

Heres the thing, some people "up north" refer to Malin head as the south??

Actually I would too!! :cool: for me it's like when you cross the border you're into "the south". Kinda doesn't make much sense alright.

Dunny

Slattsy wrote: »

Ride her sister.
Failing that, her grandmother.

She has Neither.

4zn76tysfajdxp

girl2 wrote: »

That doesn't even make sense. Like in the North Pole or what? Or in the north of this isle?

North of this isle.

Celly Smunt

Dunny wrote: »

She has Neither.

brother?

antodeco

leggo wrote: »

You just outed yourself as a single girl in a thread a lot of AH lads will read. You won't be alright for long. Turn off email notifications for PMs too, for your own benefit.

Maybe it's Girl version 2. Version 1 had a penis

Canis Lupus

Stop looking at her facebook page.

Fr_Dougal

leggo wrote: »

If it makes you feel any better OP, she's probably gonna get the ride of her life off some drunken randomer tonight!

Oh wait no, that's no good. Come back to me...

On the plus side, he's from Dundalk. In Dundalk you never lose your bf/gf, you just lose your turn.

Dunny

pmcmahon wrote: »

brother?

and a dad!

areyawell

Shes probably getting rode or fingered at least since you made this thread

Celly Smunt

Dunny wrote: »

and a dad!

then become the ham in that sandwich.

Celly Smunt

areyawell wrote: »

Shes probably getting rode or fingered at least since you made this thread

he should walk down the town and start smelling fingers.That way he could track down her scent and cry in her face.

leggo

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

On the plus side, he's from Dundalk. In Dundalk you never lose your bf/gf, you just lose your turn.

The worst part about breaking up with someone in Dundalk is having to see them every Christmas along with the rest of your cousins.

girl2

areyawell wrote: »

Shes probably getting rode or fingered at least since you made this thread

That's bad like. OP says he's hurting.

Dunny

pmcmahon wrote: »

then become the ham in that sandwich.

Depends

uberalles

I can only empathise, My 3 month relationship is over with my neighbour.

She got net curtains.

leggo

girl2 wrote: »

That's bad like. OP says he's hurting.

He's got a few posts in fairness, so he probably posted it in AH to get a cheap laugh or two, or he'd have gone to PI.

Celly Smunt

uberalles wrote: »

I can only empathise, My 3 month relationship is over with my neighbour.

She got net curtains.

there's a joke in there somewhere.

Dunny

uberalles wrote: »

I can only empathise, My 3 month relationship is over with my neighbour.

She got net curtains.

Solution: Scissors

The Jammy dodger

Dr.Phil Dr.Phil, calling Dr.Phil. Something about a man and his horseshoe, he just leaves the fragrance of old wisdom behind as a slight trail of his greatness.

Stheno

pmcmahon wrote: »

there's a joke in there somewhere.

They're see through

He can see the new fella as they canoodle on the sofa

girl2

The Jammy dodger wrote: »

Dr.Phil Dr.Phil, calling Dr.Phil. Something about a man and his horseshoe, he just leaves the fragrance of old wisdom behind as a slight trail of his greatness.

What's that supposed to mean?

Max Power

Ride her mother, then she'll have a sister, then ride her, then she'll have a niece, then ride her, then she'll have a something. You get the picture. Continue this until your ex stops having the cheek to leave her house.

Slattsy

Dunny wrote: »

She has Neither.

Inconsiderate bitch.
County yourself lucky you're single.


Now go play with your balls.

wendell borton

....on bail?