Last day of planet earth?

Spunge

Guess i shouldnt have blown my savings on the hookers and blow

When is the next one?

BlitzKrieg

Spunge wrote: »

Guess i shouldnt have blown my savings on the hookers and blow

I guess you can sue the Mayans for false advertising?

BlitzKrieg

Deleted User wrote: »

When is the next one?

15 months from now

Seedy Arling

Am i still here?

Mr Benevolent

Deleted User wrote: »

When is the next one?

Thursday next.

Duckworth_Luas

BlitzKrieg wrote: »

I guess you can sue the Mayans for false advertising?

Fcukin Mayans! Was there anything they could do right? Their pyramids weren't even proper pyramids. They looked like they'd been built with fcukin Duplo bricks! Shower of useless pr|cks!:mad:

scrubber72

See ye all in court next week. It was worth it.

RikkFlair

So there IS a heaven. And its just like real life.

miralize

Bloody Mayans eh?

Duckworth_Luas

miralize wrote: »

Bloody Mayans eh?

I'm actually happy the Spanish gave them all smallpox now, shower of twats!

Defiler Of The Coffin

Well who would have predicted it. Martin McGuinness meeting the Queen didn't bring about the end after all

iDave

So we survive 2012 just so we can have a year of bad luck in 2013

Napper Hawkins

So now what? Is Jesus here?

Mr. CooL ICE

I thought the world was gonna end, so I started doing things I always wanted to do. Now I'm addicted to heroin

FamousSeamus

Wait does it end today or is today the last day? Either way it I'm betting e1000 that it doesn't end!!

antodeco

Silly people! The world ends on American dates. 12th of the 21st month

Irranek

****e, forgot the world was supposed to end this morning so my last act would have been standing in a queue for stamps at the Post Office. Gah.

kfallon

FFS, do I bother putting this wash on or not???

mike65

I want to see "Billy Bob" stood in front of a Fox News camera (with all his guns and tinned food) admitting he feels a fool.

Min

The Mayans had three different calendars, one goes to thousands of years after today.

red sean

Fukk this waitin' !

Swampy

There was some woman on Joe Duffy a month or so ago. Rang up about a different matter. Sounded very normal until joe asked her about her day casually. Turns out she give most of her money away to the poor in the city cntre every week as she was convinced the world would end today and there would be some sort of spiritual ascendancy. Me thinks she is going to be very pissed off today.

faceman

Deleted User wrote: »

When is the next one?

That would be "3 Days Of Darkness", also known as "The Warning" as prophesised at Garanbandal which is due to happen before a blind lad called Joey Lomangino dies. He's 82 now and was buddies with Padre Pio (who also believed in the 3 Days of Darkness)

Although we don't have a year it will be happen, we do know which days of the week it can't happen on.

Why I know so much about this is another story!

MisterEpicurus

It's beginning...

http://news.sky.com/story/1028452/tsunami-fears-over-sea-floor-collapse-near-oz

Allround Predator

5000 Cans of Beans.
10,000 bottles of water.
3000 cans of corn beef.
8 Trays of Pot Noodles (Chicken and Mushroom)( Curry).
1 Bomb Shelter, never been used.

Allround Predator

Allround Predator wrote: »

5000 Cans of Beans.
10,000 bottles of water.
3000 cans of corn beef.
8 Trays of Pot Noodles (Chicken and Mushroom)( Curry).
1 Bomb Shelter, never been used.

Wot no beer!!!

SimonTemplar

Glad the world didn't end...I bought a fall out shelter from Ikea last month and I'm still trying to put piece R657 into slot 57B by following instructions that were obviously written by the Riddler from Batman!

BlitzKrieg

Deleted User wrote: »

Wot no beer!!!

why would he sell the beer?

eannus

I signed up for Boards today. I don't want that to be the highlight of my last day on Earth